Political Opossum
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If you didn’t grow up with Emmitt Otter’s Jug Band Christmas, you’re probably not going to like what I have to say.
There is no legitimate reason for the office of President to exist. It’s an archaic notion based on the idea that we all need a singular “daddy” to tell us what to do. We don’t. It only invites corruption and incompetence. We’re on the third President in my lifetime who can barely even read. Why?
September 24, 2026 at 7:34 PM
There is no legitimate reason for the office of President to exist. It’s an archaic notion based on the idea that we all need a singular “daddy” to tell us what to do. We don’t. It only invites corruption and incompetence. We’re on the third President in my lifetime who can barely even read. Why?
So many democrats are still out there supporting genocide/fascism, acting like they can’t understand why their party is hemorrhaging voters. When things have reached the point where you’ve lost multiple elections to a functionally illiterate child rapist with dementia, some people look inward…
September 20, 2026 at 6:58 PM
So many democrats are still out there supporting genocide/fascism, acting like they can’t understand why their party is hemorrhaging voters. When things have reached the point where you’ve lost multiple elections to a functionally illiterate child rapist with dementia, some people look inward…
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Every time I tell an establishment Democrat who funded their favorite candidates, they block me. Remember kids: voting for a candidate funded by MAGA is a vote for MAGA, every single time.
September 15, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Every time I tell an establishment Democrat who funded their favorite candidates, they block me. Remember kids: voting for a candidate funded by MAGA is a vote for MAGA, every single time.
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From Tony Pentimalli:
August 22, 2026 at 11:09 AM
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Aaron Bushnell was the last U.S. military service member with any balls. Sorry kids, I don’t care how shitty conditions are in your genocide machines. You chose to kill children for corporate profits.
August 22, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Aaron Bushnell was the last U.S. military service member with any balls. Sorry kids, I don’t care how shitty conditions are in your genocide machines. You chose to kill children for corporate profits.
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Mysteries for Modern Times
August 21, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Mysteries for Modern Times
Trans panic/erasure was the Nazis’ first test run of the dehumanization techniques used in the Holocaust. If your favorite politician is engaging in trans panic today, they are responsible for the next Holocaust. Looking at you, @gavinnewsom.bsky.social
August 18, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Trans panic/erasure was the Nazis’ first test run of the dehumanization techniques used in the Holocaust. If your favorite politician is engaging in trans panic today, they are responsible for the next Holocaust. Looking at you, @gavinnewsom.bsky.social
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Donald Trump is a functionally illiterate imbecile with advanced dementia. I think we can all agree on that. So how, exactly, can he be the evil mastermind behind all of America’s problems that establishment democrats make him out to be? The guy can’t even stop bragging about sexual assault on TV
August 15, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Donald Trump is a functionally illiterate imbecile with advanced dementia. I think we can all agree on that. So how, exactly, can he be the evil mastermind behind all of America’s problems that establishment democrats make him out to be? The guy can’t even stop bragging about sexual assault on TV
Remember when Bill Clinton used his office to sexually coerce and humiliate an unpaid intern less than half his age, and every Democrat jumped on the “just a blowie!” bandwagon? That was the moment his pal Donald Trump decided he could be president. He ran the first time in 2000 and we all laughed…
August 15, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Remember when Bill Clinton used his office to sexually coerce and humiliate an unpaid intern less than half his age, and every Democrat jumped on the “just a blowie!” bandwagon? That was the moment his pal Donald Trump decided he could be president. He ran the first time in 2000 and we all laughed…
I’m not going to sit here all day making “orange man bad” posts. We all know the functionally illiterate child rapist is an incompetent criminal. What concerns me is the Controlled Opposition. Voting for a candidate funded by Trump supporters is a vote for Trump, period.
August 14, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I’m not going to sit here all day making “orange man bad” posts. We all know the functionally illiterate child rapist is an incompetent criminal. What concerns me is the Controlled Opposition. Voting for a candidate funded by Trump supporters is a vote for Trump, period.
Harris and the DNC accepted a third of a billion dollars in “donations” from five Trump endorsers in 2024. The result was a dropoff in turnout by registered Dems of 6.4M between 2020 and 2024, and 180,000 fewer registered democrats today than in 2024. Parties need voters, never the other way around.
August 14, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Harris and the DNC accepted a third of a billion dollars in “donations” from five Trump endorsers in 2024. The result was a dropoff in turnout by registered Dems of 6.4M between 2020 and 2024, and 180,000 fewer registered democrats today than in 2024. Parties need voters, never the other way around.
Throwing leftover chile rellenos and beans into a burrito with some bacon and eggs at 3pm definitely counts as breakfast. I will not be taking questions at this time.
August 13, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Throwing leftover chile rellenos and beans into a burrito with some bacon and eggs at 3pm definitely counts as breakfast. I will not be taking questions at this time.
Blue maga wants you to believe that all of America’s problems start and end with Trump because they’re all on the same grift he is, and expect things to go back to “normal,” where everything is exactly the same as it is now, but without some idiot bragging about it every 5 minutes, when he’s gone.
August 11, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Blue maga wants you to believe that all of America’s problems start and end with Trump because they’re all on the same grift he is, and expect things to go back to “normal,” where everything is exactly the same as it is now, but without some idiot bragging about it every 5 minutes, when he’s gone.
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Let me be clear about “American exceptionalism.” My grandpa was a German rail worker/union organizer. He escaped Germany just before the Holocaust. He took his own life during the McCarthy era, after realizing where he ended up, and an American insurance company denied my grandma his death benefits
August 10, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Let me be clear about “American exceptionalism.” My grandpa was a German rail worker/union organizer. He escaped Germany just before the Holocaust. He took his own life during the McCarthy era, after realizing where he ended up, and an American insurance company denied my grandma his death benefits
Kamala Harris has nothing of value to add to this election, outside of being an example of what not to do. Taking a third of a billion dollars in “donations” from Trump supporters to lose the 2024 election only makes her an expert at getting paid to lose elections
August 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Kamala Harris has nothing of value to add to this election, outside of being an example of what not to do. Taking a third of a billion dollars in “donations” from Trump supporters to lose the 2024 election only makes her an expert at getting paid to lose elections
When corporate politicians tell you they “support American farmers,” what they really mean is the farm owners responsible for creating the conditions that lead to explosive diarrhea outbreaks, not the farm workers being forced to work in those conditions. These are not the same people.
August 10, 2026 at 4:23 PM
When corporate politicians tell you they “support American farmers,” what they really mean is the farm owners responsible for creating the conditions that lead to explosive diarrhea outbreaks, not the farm workers being forced to work in those conditions. These are not the same people.
Blue maga is really pushing hard this week on all the same talking points that lost them all those primaries. It’s almost like they’re trying to lose at this point. Almost like someone paid them a third of a billion dollars to lose in 2024…
August 10, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Blue maga is really pushing hard this week on all the same talking points that lost them all those primaries. It’s almost like they’re trying to lose at this point. Almost like someone paid them a third of a billion dollars to lose in 2024…