Chels
@chelseylynn.bsky.social
🐱 🍑🎮 Twitch and Madrinas partner.
I married a Brit, so now I’m an American lost in a land of beans on toast.
@chelseyxlynn on the bad social media app
I married a Brit, so now I’m an American lost in a land of beans on toast.
@chelseyxlynn on the bad social media app
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Chels
@chelseylynn.bsky.social
· Oct 18
I'm Chels! I'm a partnered Twitch Streamer, I mostly play Zelda randomizers and speedrun sometimes.
💜 twitch.tv/ChelseyxLynn
📸 tinyurl.com/4nutp3dp
🤖 discord.gg/sXVnaH3
☕️Get 20% off your Madrinas order with code "CHELS" at checkout! madrinas.com?ref=pilc21wA...
📧[email protected]
💜 twitch.tv/ChelseyxLynn
📸 tinyurl.com/4nutp3dp
🤖 discord.gg/sXVnaH3
☕️Get 20% off your Madrinas order with code "CHELS" at checkout! madrinas.com?ref=pilc21wA...
📧[email protected]
Yeah this coulda been an email tbh UK gov instead of making me shit my pants
August 14, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Yeah this coulda been an email tbh UK gov instead of making me shit my pants
July 18, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Watching Liam wake up from a nap, roll around and play with his hands and feet while making pterodactyl noises is one of my favorite parts of the day.
June 11, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Watching Liam wake up from a nap, roll around and play with his hands and feet while making pterodactyl noises is one of my favorite parts of the day.
I love my son he’s so unhinged lmao
He will not fall asleep to classical music or nursery rhymes. He will however fall asleep to metal, dance music and video game music.
That is the kind of music I had playing during his birth though so I think I did something accidentally.
He will not fall asleep to classical music or nursery rhymes. He will however fall asleep to metal, dance music and video game music.
That is the kind of music I had playing during his birth though so I think I did something accidentally.
June 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I love my son he’s so unhinged lmao
He will not fall asleep to classical music or nursery rhymes. He will however fall asleep to metal, dance music and video game music.
That is the kind of music I had playing during his birth though so I think I did something accidentally.
He will not fall asleep to classical music or nursery rhymes. He will however fall asleep to metal, dance music and video game music.
That is the kind of music I had playing during his birth though so I think I did something accidentally.
My son had his first full on giggle fit from me tickling his little tummy today and it was the best noise I’ve ever heard in my life. It made me cry 😭💕
May 16, 2026 at 9:31 PM
My son had his first full on giggle fit from me tickling his little tummy today and it was the best noise I’ve ever heard in my life. It made me cry 😭💕
Passed my life in the UK Citizenship test. Full steam ahead for getting my indefinite leave and then citizenship next year 🇬🇧🎉
April 13, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Passed my life in the UK Citizenship test. Full steam ahead for getting my indefinite leave and then citizenship next year 🇬🇧🎉
Pokopia and contact naps 😍
March 10, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Pokopia and contact naps 😍
Liam is 7 weeks old tomorrow. We’re deep in the newborn trenches with colic, sleepless nights, making food at weird times of the day and solo parenting while Dan is at work. I have so much love for this little guy though 🩵
March 2, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Liam is 7 weeks old tomorrow. We’re deep in the newborn trenches with colic, sleepless nights, making food at weird times of the day and solo parenting while Dan is at work. I have so much love for this little guy though 🩵
So baby was scheduled to arrive tomorrow afternoon, but in one last typical move for this pregnancy, they decided to kickstart very painful labor on their own this morning at 5am.
Rushed to the hospital and 5 hours later our SON is here. He’s perfect, and I’m doing great ☺️
Rushed to the hospital and 5 hours later our SON is here. He’s perfect, and I’m doing great ☺️
January 13, 2026 at 10:46 PM
So baby was scheduled to arrive tomorrow afternoon, but in one last typical move for this pregnancy, they decided to kickstart very painful labor on their own this morning at 5am.
Rushed to the hospital and 5 hours later our SON is here. He’s perfect, and I’m doing great ☺️
Rushed to the hospital and 5 hours later our SON is here. He’s perfect, and I’m doing great ☺️
Not me giving birth next week and feeling like I have jumbo sized watermelon attached to me. But the cleaning lady just asked how far along I was, I told her baby was due next week and girl, the gasp she gusped.
She gassed me up so hard saying how amazing I looked and I coulda cried.
She gassed me up so hard saying how amazing I looked and I coulda cried.
January 9, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Not me giving birth next week and feeling like I have jumbo sized watermelon attached to me. But the cleaning lady just asked how far along I was, I told her baby was due next week and girl, the gasp she gusped.
She gassed me up so hard saying how amazing I looked and I coulda cried.
She gassed me up so hard saying how amazing I looked and I coulda cried.
Having a domestic dispute with my husband because he insists that “poor” and “paw” are homophones
January 3, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Having a domestic dispute with my husband because he insists that “poor” and “paw” are homophones
Me: “For the last 3 weeks anytime I lay on my left side I get persistent heart palpitations”
Doctor: *orders a 24 hour monitor to check it out*
My body since getting these little fucking nodes put on: *completely unbothered and normal, no palpitations, thriving even*
😒
Doctor: *orders a 24 hour monitor to check it out*
My body since getting these little fucking nodes put on: *completely unbothered and normal, no palpitations, thriving even*
😒
January 2, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Me: “For the last 3 weeks anytime I lay on my left side I get persistent heart palpitations”
Doctor: *orders a 24 hour monitor to check it out*
My body since getting these little fucking nodes put on: *completely unbothered and normal, no palpitations, thriving even*
😒
Doctor: *orders a 24 hour monitor to check it out*
My body since getting these little fucking nodes put on: *completely unbothered and normal, no palpitations, thriving even*
😒
New year new me, except unironically because I’m gonna suddenly be a mom in less than 2 weeks.
January 1, 2026 at 12:05 AM
New year new me, except unironically because I’m gonna suddenly be a mom in less than 2 weeks.
No more than 21 days until this little firecracker arrives. Nursery needs a few more things set up but it’s basically ready to rock now 😍
December 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
No more than 21 days until this little firecracker arrives. Nursery needs a few more things set up but it’s basically ready to rock now 😍
Can’t believe I’m gonna be a teen mom in 5 weeks 🫣
December 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Can’t believe I’m gonna be a teen mom in 5 weeks 🫣
The Madrinas Black Friday sale is ending soon! Don’t miss your last chance to get the best deals on some amazing flavors that have come out recently!! ☕️
Use code CHELS for another 20% off your total!
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November 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The Madrinas Black Friday sale is ending soon! Don’t miss your last chance to get the best deals on some amazing flavors that have come out recently!! ☕️
Use code CHELS for another 20% off your total!
madrinas.com?ref=pilc21wA...
Use code CHELS for another 20% off your total!
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🍑LIVE🍑
Oops my hand slipped.
Doing a 3 game solo Archipelago with OOT, DK64 and Banjo Tooie.
www.twitch.tv/chelseyxlynn
Oops my hand slipped.
Doing a 3 game solo Archipelago with OOT, DK64 and Banjo Tooie.
www.twitch.tv/chelseyxlynn
What if I accidentally hit the “start stream” button today?
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
🍑LIVE🍑
Oops my hand slipped.
Doing a 3 game solo Archipelago with OOT, DK64 and Banjo Tooie.
www.twitch.tv/chelseyxlynn
Oops my hand slipped.
Doing a 3 game solo Archipelago with OOT, DK64 and Banjo Tooie.
www.twitch.tv/chelseyxlynn
What if I accidentally hit the “start stream” button today?
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 AM
What if I accidentally hit the “start stream” button today?
Last month I went to Costco and got a giant jar of pickles and Dan goes “there’s no way you eat all of those”
My pregnant ass said “bet”
I am going to Costco this week and will be getting a new jar of pickles :)
My pregnant ass said “bet”
I am going to Costco this week and will be getting a new jar of pickles :)
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Last month I went to Costco and got a giant jar of pickles and Dan goes “there’s no way you eat all of those”
My pregnant ass said “bet”
I am going to Costco this week and will be getting a new jar of pickles :)
My pregnant ass said “bet”
I am going to Costco this week and will be getting a new jar of pickles :)
It’s that time of the year for Madrinas Black Friday!!
Using code CHELS will get you an extra 20% on purchases (except the collectors boxes, but those should be a bit discounted in the sale) and make sure you add my name in the support a creator box 🥰
madrinas.com?ref=pilc21wA...
Using code CHELS will get you an extra 20% on purchases (except the collectors boxes, but those should be a bit discounted in the sale) and make sure you add my name in the support a creator box 🥰
madrinas.com?ref=pilc21wA...
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It’s that time of the year for Madrinas Black Friday!!
Using code CHELS will get you an extra 20% on purchases (except the collectors boxes, but those should be a bit discounted in the sale) and make sure you add my name in the support a creator box 🥰
madrinas.com?ref=pilc21wA...
Using code CHELS will get you an extra 20% on purchases (except the collectors boxes, but those should be a bit discounted in the sale) and make sure you add my name in the support a creator box 🥰
madrinas.com?ref=pilc21wA...
31 weeks pregnant and feeling like Lanky in my DK64 rando
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 PM
31 weeks pregnant and feeling like Lanky in my DK64 rando
If crusty dusty cobweb Kim Davis spent as much time on her own marriages as she has trying to tear apart same sex marriages maybe she wouldn’t have been divorced 3 times 🍵
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
If crusty dusty cobweb Kim Davis spent as much time on her own marriages as she has trying to tear apart same sex marriages maybe she wouldn’t have been divorced 3 times 🍵