Brianna Chesser
@chessercat.bsky.social
Not the character of the day 🫶
“That’s a matter between me and my grammarian”
“That’s a matter between me and my grammarian”
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Brianna Chesser
@chessercat.bsky.social
· Jun 17
Arrests the right has been calling unjust government overreach for 30+ years
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Texas police department ordered closed for failing to provide any benefit to community (Richard Luscombe/The Guardian)
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September 16, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Texas police department ordered closed for failing to provide any benefit to community (Richard Luscombe/The Guardian)
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Each Redditor shooter out of Butler stands on the edge of a knife.
September 15, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Each Redditor shooter out of Butler stands on the edge of a knife.
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September 15, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Greatest deliberative body in the world bb
September 16, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Greatest deliberative body in the world bb
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"the new goat-fucking rules"
omg. please send the meteor.
omg. please send the meteor.
September 15, 2026 at 9:00 PM
"the new goat-fucking rules"
omg. please send the meteor.
omg. please send the meteor.
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I guess if a pedophile can be President and a couch-fucker can be VP, it’s not a stretch to accept goat-fuckers into the FBI.
September 15, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I guess if a pedophile can be President and a couch-fucker can be VP, it’s not a stretch to accept goat-fuckers into the FBI.
Oh, that was LITERAL goat-fucking rules.
And they were probably changed for a specific candidate.
And they were probably changed for a specific candidate.
Here's one reason to suspect Kash is lying his ass off about the new goat-fucking rules.
If the idea was to ensure that VICTIMS could work at FBI, you wouldn't have restrictions on people who were victimized as children.
www.cbsnews.com/news/kash-pa...
If the idea was to ensure that VICTIMS could work at FBI, you wouldn't have restrictions on people who were victimized as children.
www.cbsnews.com/news/kash-pa...
September 16, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Oh, that was LITERAL goat-fucking rules.
And they were probably changed for a specific candidate.
And they were probably changed for a specific candidate.
Seriously. Robert Kraft is a bona fide POS, but P!nk isn’t, and she’s on Sheeran’s side.
No one is entitled to get on stage and play a video saying that Jews control the water in California, the social media algorithms, and congress, and fuck this timeline for making me learn more about Macklemore!
No one is entitled to get on stage and play a video saying that Jews control the water in California, the social media algorithms, and congress, and fuck this timeline for making me learn more about Macklemore!
September 16, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Seriously. Robert Kraft is a bona fide POS, but P!nk isn’t, and she’s on Sheeran’s side.
No one is entitled to get on stage and play a video saying that Jews control the water in California, the social media algorithms, and congress, and fuck this timeline for making me learn more about Macklemore!
No one is entitled to get on stage and play a video saying that Jews control the water in California, the social media algorithms, and congress, and fuck this timeline for making me learn more about Macklemore!
He’s also been making continuously antisemitic content for years.
No, not saying “Free Palestine.”
Using the exact same verbiage as David Duke.
Tell yourself what you want to tell yourself, this is the company you keep.
No, not saying “Free Palestine.”
Using the exact same verbiage as David Duke.
Tell yourself what you want to tell yourself, this is the company you keep.
September 16, 2026 at 5:24 AM
He’s also been making continuously antisemitic content for years.
No, not saying “Free Palestine.”
Using the exact same verbiage as David Duke.
Tell yourself what you want to tell yourself, this is the company you keep.
No, not saying “Free Palestine.”
Using the exact same verbiage as David Duke.
Tell yourself what you want to tell yourself, this is the company you keep.
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I apologize for making this one.
September 15, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I apologize for making this one.
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If you would like a Columbo with "just one more thing" added, you can
1) sign up for my patreon at the $15+ level www.patreon.com/brandonbird
or
2) buy a bigger $40 version through my store (will probably be capping orders on these soon): brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...
1) sign up for my patreon at the $15+ level www.patreon.com/brandonbird
or
2) buy a bigger $40 version through my store (will probably be capping orders on these soon): brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...
Just One More Thing
This began life as a reward for my Patreon subscribers, but now non-subscribers have the chance to order a unique customized print of Columbo is just one more thing added. No two Columbos are the same...
brandonbird.myshopify.com
September 1, 2026 at 2:03 PM
If you would like a Columbo with "just one more thing" added, you can
1) sign up for my patreon at the $15+ level www.patreon.com/brandonbird
or
2) buy a bigger $40 version through my store (will probably be capping orders on these soon): brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...
1) sign up for my patreon at the $15+ level www.patreon.com/brandonbird
or
2) buy a bigger $40 version through my store (will probably be capping orders on these soon): brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...
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p.s. I'm fucking up on some of these, and I think I'm going to slip some of those into random print orders. So if you order something you might get a surprise Columbo: store.brandonbird.com
September 1, 2026 at 7:42 PM
p.s. I'm fucking up on some of these, and I think I'm going to slip some of those into random print orders. So if you order something you might get a surprise Columbo: store.brandonbird.com
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ICP (Insane Columbo Posse)
September 1, 2026 at 11:49 PM
ICP (Insane Columbo Posse)
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First big one done I think maybe.
September 7, 2026 at 3:56 AM
First big one done I think maybe.
Car
September 16, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Car
Every day is seersucker day
^this one was inspired by seeing Rebecca Romijn at the Star Trek thing and someone next to me screaming, “I love you, Mystique!”
September 16, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Every day is seersucker day
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I don’t understand how the ag of AZ hasn’t opened an investigation yet. ASU police is the only investigation I’ve heard existing. Maybe they’re collecting evidence and will announce at some point but if not that is insane
September 16, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I don’t understand how the ag of AZ hasn’t opened an investigation yet. ASU police is the only investigation I’ve heard existing. Maybe they’re collecting evidence and will announce at some point but if not that is insane
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Patriarchy harms men part infinity
September 16, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Patriarchy harms men part infinity
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Absolutely amazing that Trump is viewed as so untrustworthy that not one in five people will support the promise of free money
Support For Trump's Proposed $5000 Check:
Oppose: 63%
Support: 17%
Ipsos / Sept 14, 2026
Oppose: 63%
Support: 17%
Ipsos / Sept 14, 2026
September 16, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Absolutely amazing that Trump is viewed as so untrustworthy that not one in five people will support the promise of free money
The Talented Mr Shitley: He pursues his interests, by accumulating degrees from prestigious universities so that he can charge enormous fees to the families of people who were already likely to get into the same schools.
Every one of these schools need to revamp their ethics & humanities programs.
Every one of these schools need to revamp their ethics & humanities programs.
Jamie Beaton Could Be the World’s Most Educated Person (Gift Article)
Jamie Beaton has 12 advanced degrees from Harvard, Yale, Oxford and other top universities, with more on the way. Why? How?
www.nytimes.com
September 16, 2026 at 2:30 AM
The Talented Mr Shitley: He pursues his interests, by accumulating degrees from prestigious universities so that he can charge enormous fees to the families of people who were already likely to get into the same schools.
Every one of these schools need to revamp their ethics & humanities programs.
Every one of these schools need to revamp their ethics & humanities programs.
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Yep. Belushi, Candy, Farley and Divine all died while their respective film versions were in preproduction. Steven Soderbergh was going to direct a version in 2005 with Will Ferrel, but that time the film was abandoned when Helen Hill, the then Louisiana film commissioner, was murdered.
September 14, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Yep. Belushi, Candy, Farley and Divine all died while their respective film versions were in preproduction. Steven Soderbergh was going to direct a version in 2005 with Will Ferrel, but that time the film was abandoned when Helen Hill, the then Louisiana film commissioner, was murdered.
It’s certainly…something, ADA Price, but I wouldn’t call it exculpatory of the racist white cop or the obviously all white writers’ room at Law and Order, yikes.
Bruh’d be getting off light if she’d just dumped him and nothing else.
www.netflix.com/watch/827848...
Bruh’d be getting off light if she’d just dumped him and nothing else.
www.netflix.com/watch/827848...
Watch this clip from Law & Order
This combination police procedural and legal drama started it all, by painting an often-complicated portrait of America's criminal justice system.
www.netflix.com
September 15, 2026 at 3:27 AM
It’s certainly…something, ADA Price, but I wouldn’t call it exculpatory of the racist white cop or the obviously all white writers’ room at Law and Order, yikes.
Bruh’d be getting off light if she’d just dumped him and nothing else.
www.netflix.com/watch/827848...
Bruh’d be getting off light if she’d just dumped him and nothing else.
www.netflix.com/watch/827848...
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I’m old enough to remember when Kamala standing on a stage with Liz Cheney caused blood vessels to burst.
I don’t feel like speaking on it, I’m just shaking my head in judgment of you suckers.
September 14, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I’m old enough to remember when Kamala standing on a stage with Liz Cheney caused blood vessels to burst.
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This dog is like wait a minute
September 14, 2026 at 7:36 PM
This dog is like wait a minute
Sorry, humanity, Democrats needed to learn a lesson.
September 15, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Sorry, humanity, Democrats needed to learn a lesson.