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@childlessgambino.bsky.social
spitting off the edge of the world
kill your darlings. fuck AI
one half of @bozemart.bsky.social
📍 ATX
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https://linktr.ee/nansome
kill your darlings. fuck AI
one half of @bozemart.bsky.social
📍 ATX
🇵🇸🍉
https://linktr.ee/nansome
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"there are no 3rd spaces for kids now" your local public librarian is currently standing on the street corner offering free books like drugs
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malcolm gladwell has been a dipshit for 10,000 hours
September 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
malcolm gladwell has been a dipshit for 10,000 hours
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i challenge you to explain whatever insane thing that is vexing you online today to a loved one. as you talk, remind yourself that you have a fixed amount of time together on this earth with them
October 7, 2026 at 7:48 PM
i challenge you to explain whatever insane thing that is vexing you online today to a loved one. as you talk, remind yourself that you have a fixed amount of time together on this earth with them
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I am not trying to engage in 'good times make weak men' discourse or even make reference to learned helplessness here, but man, if hard times come to America, people are gonna die off in droves because they've lived entire lives based on the idea that the world is a customer service interaction
October 7, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I am not trying to engage in 'good times make weak men' discourse or even make reference to learned helplessness here, but man, if hard times come to America, people are gonna die off in droves because they've lived entire lives based on the idea that the world is a customer service interaction
how much is YouTube Red, if I have to see another fuckass AI slop political ad about James Talarico mandating sex change surgery for children I'm going to be on the news
October 7, 2026 at 6:53 PM
how much is YouTube Red, if I have to see another fuckass AI slop political ad about James Talarico mandating sex change surgery for children I'm going to be on the news
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she's got that joie de leave
October 7, 2026 at 4:42 PM
she's got that joie de leave
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Anyway, if you have to cut off family, I know damn good and well that it wasn't done casually. Speaking as a Mom--do what you have to, to live your live with as much peace and happiness as you can. Your parents ought to want that for you, it's not your fault if they don't.
October 7, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Anyway, if you have to cut off family, I know damn good and well that it wasn't done casually. Speaking as a Mom--do what you have to, to live your live with as much peace and happiness as you can. Your parents ought to want that for you, it's not your fault if they don't.
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my pal @transtristecito.bsky.social needs 120 USD to get back into housing. He's been unhoused for quite some time and as a trans Latino man he is in danger of 🧊. Please help him out!!!!!
October 7, 2026 at 3:37 AM
my pal @transtristecito.bsky.social needs 120 USD to get back into housing. He's been unhoused for quite some time and as a trans Latino man he is in danger of 🧊. Please help him out!!!!!
the toddler upstairs is galloping around the apartment and absolutely SCREECHING at the top of his lungs, I love apartment living
October 6, 2026 at 10:24 PM
the toddler upstairs is galloping around the apartment and absolutely SCREECHING at the top of his lungs, I love apartment living
it is supremely fucked up to go out of town for a thing you've had planned for two years and come back to find your job has flat-out replaced you
October 6, 2026 at 6:50 PM
it is supremely fucked up to go out of town for a thing you've had planned for two years and come back to find your job has flat-out replaced you
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One of those panels you spend all day regretting you thought of it
October 6, 2026 at 2:32 PM
One of those panels you spend all day regretting you thought of it
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Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
October 6, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
having spent time in Odessa, this seems about right
A huge brawl broke out at the Bass Pro Shop grand opening in Odessa, TX. From the looks of it, no one was seriously injured...
October 6, 2026 at 5:26 AM
having spent time in Odessa, this seems about right
I got some of that Sol de Janeiro body cream that smells like Cheirosa 40 and I'm a different person now 💅✨💕
October 6, 2026 at 3:59 AM
I got some of that Sol de Janeiro body cream that smells like Cheirosa 40 and I'm a different person now 💅✨💕
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No one wants to hear this but video games are the gym of the mind
October 6, 2026 at 2:11 AM
No one wants to hear this but video games are the gym of the mind
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"I love Magic!" Bibberty exclaims as I nestle him into the box.
"This is my favorite illusion" he whispers, "I won't say anything about the other person pretending to be the legs."
I wink at him & give him a playful "shh" gesture as I close the box and lock it.
The saw is jagged and rusty.
"This is my favorite illusion" he whispers, "I won't say anything about the other person pretending to be the legs."
I wink at him & give him a playful "shh" gesture as I close the box and lock it.
The saw is jagged and rusty.
"It's finally summer, yippee!" Bibberty shouts, giggling as I drop him into the blue water. I sit in a plastic chair and crack a cider.
"Do you want to see how long I can hold my breath?" he says excitedly, his eyes bright.
"Sure buddy," I sigh, fingering the switch for the automatic pool cover.
"Do you want to see how long I can hold my breath?" he says excitedly, his eyes bright.
"Sure buddy," I sigh, fingering the switch for the automatic pool cover.
October 6, 2026 at 2:07 AM
"I love Magic!" Bibberty exclaims as I nestle him into the box.
"This is my favorite illusion" he whispers, "I won't say anything about the other person pretending to be the legs."
I wink at him & give him a playful "shh" gesture as I close the box and lock it.
The saw is jagged and rusty.
"This is my favorite illusion" he whispers, "I won't say anything about the other person pretending to be the legs."
I wink at him & give him a playful "shh" gesture as I close the box and lock it.
The saw is jagged and rusty.
"It's finally summer, yippee!" Bibberty shouts, giggling as I drop him into the blue water. I sit in a plastic chair and crack a cider.
"Do you want to see how long I can hold my breath?" he says excitedly, his eyes bright.
"Sure buddy," I sigh, fingering the switch for the automatic pool cover.
"Do you want to see how long I can hold my breath?" he says excitedly, his eyes bright.
"Sure buddy," I sigh, fingering the switch for the automatic pool cover.
October 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
"It's finally summer, yippee!" Bibberty shouts, giggling as I drop him into the blue water. I sit in a plastic chair and crack a cider.
"Do you want to see how long I can hold my breath?" he says excitedly, his eyes bright.
"Sure buddy," I sigh, fingering the switch for the automatic pool cover.
"Do you want to see how long I can hold my breath?" he says excitedly, his eyes bright.
"Sure buddy," I sigh, fingering the switch for the automatic pool cover.
this is Pulitzer prizewinning writing
"Oh, don't forget milk," Biberty says. "No point to cereal if there's no milk."
"Yeah, don't worry about it," I say, closing the car door behind me.
"Oh boy. Sure is hot in here," Biberty says. "Wish he cracked a window, ha ha."
I walk past the store entrance, down the street, into the autumn sun
"Yeah, don't worry about it," I say, closing the car door behind me.
"Oh boy. Sure is hot in here," Biberty says. "Wish he cracked a window, ha ha."
I walk past the store entrance, down the street, into the autumn sun
October 6, 2026 at 1:50 AM
this is Pulitzer prizewinning writing
just read the synopsis for Whalefall and love you Austin Abrams but thanks so much I'm good on allllllllllllll that
October 6, 2026 at 12:00 AM
just read the synopsis for Whalefall and love you Austin Abrams but thanks so much I'm good on allllllllllllll that
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The "tolerant left" wants Hulkamania to run wild on YOUR family
October 5, 2026 at 11:54 PM
The "tolerant left" wants Hulkamania to run wild on YOUR family
I love how AMC was struggling for a while but then some millennial in their product department was like "you know what people love? some collectible trash" and suddenly we're back in the Golden Age of cinema!
October 5, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I love how AMC was struggling for a while but then some millennial in their product department was like "you know what people love? some collectible trash" and suddenly we're back in the Golden Age of cinema!
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we don't have time for another plague apocalypse. we already did that. we're on to robot apocalypse now, try to catch up. next in line is fungal apocalypse. please consult the schedule
October 5, 2026 at 6:31 PM
we don't have time for another plague apocalypse. we already did that. we're on to robot apocalypse now, try to catch up. next in line is fungal apocalypse. please consult the schedule
just got a pedicure, who wants feet pics
October 5, 2026 at 8:09 PM
just got a pedicure, who wants feet pics
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homework from my therapist was "do nothing except self care" I hope you're proud doc
October 5, 2026 at 6:31 PM
homework from my therapist was "do nothing except self care" I hope you're proud doc