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Adrock Dadrock
@chocoborborygmos.bsky.social
I'm an artist, father, ordained reverend, Magic the Gathering player, writer, former journalist, atheist, he/him, and a PC/Switch gamer. I'm stoned and exhausted.
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Made entirely from cards bopthe from my binder and by taking apart my naya dino typal and two monogreen decks: Rhonas & Gargos

Have a version on Arena, and I played this against my son last night and it was super fun piloting it. This, and monogreen elves are now my only 2 mono-g decks
Sauron, Dino Devo-deez - Commander (Sauron, Dino Devotee)
A Commander deck featuring Sauron, Dino Devotee by Chocoborborygmos • View on Moxfield
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As both a digital and traditional artist if anyone gets this lair and needs me to give him a proper labyrinthian codpiece I’m happy to do so
October 2, 2026 at 3:36 PM
In the year of our lord 2026 if you willfully take Marilyn Manson with you on tour then I’m not going to listen to your music anymore, ever again, the way I don’t listen to Manson anymore
October 1, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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Initially, I didn't plan to do a Star Trek video, but while I was in the shower, an idea popped into my head, and here we are.

New Video:
youtu.be/wmraygqDEx0
How Star Trek: DS9 Saw 2024 Coming 30 Years Ago
YouTube video by Princess Weekes
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September 30, 2026 at 6:34 PM
If it wasn't for the fact that I had 4 Rakdos decks already, a treasures deck in Mardu, and a blue-red Dragon typal deck, I would so build this
October 1, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I'm going to attempt to get the Labyrinth secret lair with Hoggle in it, simply because I want Hoggle. The only other card I like in it is the Worm; is anyone else looking for anything from that one we can work something out?

The Treefolk one is amazing though, it's my favorite.
September 30, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Gonna rule zero this card put it in a regular 100 card commander deck with Whtz, put in a bunch ways to find it, then cast it and switch it with a 200 card deck once i get Battle of Wits out
September 30, 2026 at 4:31 PM
The problem is other cis guys usually give me the ick unless they already wouldn’t need to be reminded about these things as a bare minimum default, and at work usually they are on their best behavior. The people needing to be called out usually insulate their social circles to be w/similar assholes
September 28, 2026 at 10:53 PM
What I need @magic.wizards.com to understand is I spend absolutely all my fun monies, several thousands a year, solely on Magic. If they partner with someone who will use her share of the profits off of her involvement solely for persecuting trans people, I will sell and/or burn all my cards
I will say, this reaction is exactly what needs to happen to forestall this shit. Hasbro has the license and they want to make money off of it. Let them know it isnt worth it.
September 26, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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for more wholesome good old fashioned fun, check out my book kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
September 26, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Got old-man wistful today about the era of music videos, internet staying in one room, and going to blockbuster.

I know it's a tired old observation but the Matrix saying that 1999 was the pinnacle of humanity was supposed to a throwaway line, not a modern day oracle's foreboding
September 26, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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July 18, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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they're not clueless or misled or anything, they are being paid to do what they are doing. "winning" for their donor class is not winning elections, it is maintaining the status quo, which means aiming for a political deadlock where no ambitious policies can be enacted
September 21, 2026 at 1:40 AM
No one reads my posts, I have no reach and I’m just an exhausted millennial, but I promise you the trends of “what did you do before you were a content creator” are literally just prompts to train ai datasets, stop doing the work for them
September 21, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Deleted my Reddit account and the app off my phone, felt amazing
September 21, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Rebuilding two decks I previously took apart
Agatha of the vile cauldron got a lot of new support with the heartwood stuff and with the firebending stuff + adding a small snow subtheme

Shalai and Hallar but this time no token producers at all
September 18, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I don't care what y'all say, drafting the hobbit was fun as heck for me
September 16, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Here are four of my favorite #magicthegathering proxies I've created that don't use my own artwork. Please use them at your discretion

(I worked really hard on the Strega Nona one)
September 16, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Reality fracture mtg: I’m going to avoid empowering Jace (unless it’s draft on Arena) the way I avoid stickers, banding, infect, and annihilator
September 11, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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13-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.
New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11
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September 11, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring
September 11, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I loved the reality fracture storyline, I’m just not super I to the cards from the set so far. A few standouts though and I am the most stoked that the wizard soldier cadets work with Kuja. The rakdos and azorious elder sphinxes are my favorite; I love blue Lyra and blue Yargle
September 11, 2026 at 5:36 PM
The transformers weren’t born on earth, or in America. One might say they are…..

Immigrants.
10000000x more disrespectful to the dead than the Kirk memes
September 11, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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September 10, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Random fun magic fact about me: when I was in college I purchased a booster box of Torment. It was the first entire booster box of packs I had ever purchased, and I loved the set symbol so much I painted it on my LARPing shield for the first time I LARPed with @moshesiegel.bsky.social
September 11, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Hey #EDH Magic the gathering homies... Show of hands, how many of y'all would let me run this card (rule 0 conversation, etc et al) in my Storm, Windrider deck?
September 10, 2026 at 6:30 PM