Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave
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Thermite specialist. Mink Trapper. Atlanta Falcons Beatwriter
Who wants to play hunger games on ex-Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin’s urban development Minecraft world?
October 2, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Who wants to play hunger games on ex-Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin’s urban development Minecraft world?
She up late celebrating twisting my shit like a confetti cannon
October 1, 2026 at 12:57 PM
She up late celebrating twisting my shit like a confetti cannon
Rubbing alcohol in the bang energy.. I’m deriving the four loko from base principles
October 1, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Rubbing alcohol in the bang energy.. I’m deriving the four loko from base principles
7-11 is running a back-to-school sale promotion on zyns and disposable vapes
October 1, 2026 at 12:52 PM
7-11 is running a back-to-school sale promotion on zyns and disposable vapes
Guy who breaks up with his partner via greentext
October 1, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Guy who breaks up with his partner via greentext
Life was sweeter when Christoph Waltz was in the zeitgeist
October 1, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Life was sweeter when Christoph Waltz was in the zeitgeist
Kids just don’t run with scissors like they used to
September 30, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Kids just don’t run with scissors like they used to
Djo “End of Beginning” Parody:
And when I shit my slacks in Chicago I feel it
Another version of pee
You can take the man out of the shitty
Not the shitty out the pants
And when I shit my slacks in Chicago I feel it
Another version of pee
You can take the man out of the shitty
Not the shitty out the pants
September 24, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Djo “End of Beginning” Parody:
And when I shit my slacks in Chicago I feel it
Another version of pee
You can take the man out of the shitty
Not the shitty out the pants
And when I shit my slacks in Chicago I feel it
Another version of pee
You can take the man out of the shitty
Not the shitty out the pants
Just about the most homoerotic thing I’ve ever read
NEWS: The Pentagon has announced mandatory low-testosterone screenings for male troops 30 and older, including screening for symptoms such as “reduced libido, loss of spontaneous morning erections, erectile dysfunction,” and other symptoms.
September 19, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Just about the most homoerotic thing I’ve ever read
If just once in my life a cinnamon raisin bagel tasted as good as it smelled, i could die a happy man
September 18, 2026 at 1:01 PM
If just once in my life a cinnamon raisin bagel tasted as good as it smelled, i could die a happy man
Inquiring at my MtF friend: a Quest-shun-oni, my progest-er-oni
September 17, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Inquiring at my MtF friend: a Quest-shun-oni, my progest-er-oni
The amount of things I’d fuck is close to the amount of things. Put that on my tombstone
September 16, 2026 at 4:24 PM
The amount of things I’d fuck is close to the amount of things. Put that on my tombstone
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We’re rolling 40 deep off 60 tabs of antacid, swag surfin’ at the texas de brazil. We live for open bar weddings, we LIVE for disney bar trivia night— we live to die young. Tomorrow I wake up in either Rio De Janeiro or Hell, and either way, tonight I’m making DAMN sure I won’t know how I got there.
September 11, 2026 at 1:33 PM
We’re rolling 40 deep off 60 tabs of antacid, swag surfin’ at the texas de brazil. We live for open bar weddings, we LIVE for disney bar trivia night— we live to die young. Tomorrow I wake up in either Rio De Janeiro or Hell, and either way, tonight I’m making DAMN sure I won’t know how I got there.
We’re rolling 40 deep off 60 tabs of antacid, swag surfin’ at the texas de brazil. We live for open bar weddings, we LIVE for disney bar trivia night— we live to die young. Tomorrow I wake up in either Rio De Janeiro or Hell, and either way, tonight I’m making DAMN sure I won’t know how I got there.
September 11, 2026 at 1:33 PM
We’re rolling 40 deep off 60 tabs of antacid, swag surfin’ at the texas de brazil. We live for open bar weddings, we LIVE for disney bar trivia night— we live to die young. Tomorrow I wake up in either Rio De Janeiro or Hell, and either way, tonight I’m making DAMN sure I won’t know how I got there.
I’m at the Boris concert observing the drone rockers. I’m yelling shit from the back of the venue like “Yo they’re sustaining the FUCK out of this D7sus4 chord, open up the fucking pit!!!!”
September 11, 2026 at 1:20 PM
I’m at the Boris concert observing the drone rockers. I’m yelling shit from the back of the venue like “Yo they’re sustaining the FUCK out of this D7sus4 chord, open up the fucking pit!!!!”
Northwestern Ella Langley: “He’s choosing Gonzaga I can tell”
September 3, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Northwestern Ella Langley: “He’s choosing Gonzaga I can tell”
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The official chardonnay of the NFL
August 28, 2026 at 3:35 PM
The official chardonnay of the NFL
Steve-o goes Electric at Newport Folk Festival (5000 volt shock to his nuts)
August 25, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Steve-o goes Electric at Newport Folk Festival (5000 volt shock to his nuts)
Gnawing on another head of the Taco Bell diuretic lettuce, living mas tonight
August 22, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Gnawing on another head of the Taco Bell diuretic lettuce, living mas tonight
I’m a white collar alchemist. Working on an archaic transmutation that turns Excel Spreadsheets into footlong turkey clubs. The name of the spell is “direct deposit”
August 19, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I’m a white collar alchemist. Working on an archaic transmutation that turns Excel Spreadsheets into footlong turkey clubs. The name of the spell is “direct deposit”
Lorde “Royals” Parody:
I’ve never seen a hymen in the flesh
I’ve never seen a hymen in the flesh
August 17, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Lorde “Royals” Parody:
I’ve never seen a hymen in the flesh
I’ve never seen a hymen in the flesh
UN Speaker: Before we sign the Israel-Palestine International Peace Accord, what say you, child philosopher?
Child Philosopher: he who sits where he shits is one less a diaper
UN Assembly: *grumbling agreement, frantic note taking*
Child Philosopher: he who sits where he shits is one less a diaper
UN Assembly: *grumbling agreement, frantic note taking*
August 17, 2026 at 3:06 PM
UN Speaker: Before we sign the Israel-Palestine International Peace Accord, what say you, child philosopher?
Child Philosopher: he who sits where he shits is one less a diaper
UN Assembly: *grumbling agreement, frantic note taking*
Child Philosopher: he who sits where he shits is one less a diaper
UN Assembly: *grumbling agreement, frantic note taking*
Funniest thumbnail + video titles combo I’ve ever seen. Head canon of a Misogynist techbro in shambles at this news
August 16, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Funniest thumbnail + video titles combo I’ve ever seen. Head canon of a Misogynist techbro in shambles at this news
fuck-my-pissy is it cool if I get in on this? @aoc.bsky.social chicken jockey!!!!!!
@aoc.bsky.social whoop whoop
August 9, 2026 at 12:42 AM
fuck-my-pissy is it cool if I get in on this? @aoc.bsky.social chicken jockey!!!!!!
catapult. ballista. trebuchet. Yea, if you’re a siege weapon of ancient civilization warfare, you best expect they give you a kickass name
August 6, 2026 at 1:09 PM
catapult. ballista. trebuchet. Yea, if you’re a siege weapon of ancient civilization warfare, you best expect they give you a kickass name