Chris Castro
@chriscastrotech.com
Never forgetting that video of the McDonalds CEO eating that burger the way Jared Kushner eats pussy
July 23, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Never forgetting that video of the McDonalds CEO eating that burger the way Jared Kushner eats pussy
There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to RTFM
June 24, 2026 at 3:51 AM
There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to RTFM
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honestly the NBA moving the draft to Tuesday night because they didn't want to go up against the USMNT World Cup game has to be one of the biggest "soccer has made it in this country" moments of all time
June 24, 2026 at 12:23 AM
honestly the NBA moving the draft to Tuesday night because they didn't want to go up against the USMNT World Cup game has to be one of the biggest "soccer has made it in this country" moments of all time
For those of you out there building solutions in the cloud on free/cheap tier platforms, concurrently develop a plan to self host as none of that is sustainable and they will for sure leave you out in the cold as everything shifts to token based billing concepts
June 24, 2026 at 1:53 AM
For those of you out there building solutions in the cloud on free/cheap tier platforms, concurrently develop a plan to self host as none of that is sustainable and they will for sure leave you out in the cold as everything shifts to token based billing concepts
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For my latest video, I found this absolute masterpiece of a Clinton smear ad from 1995. Is this YOUR vision for a better America???
June 21, 2026 at 11:25 PM
For my latest video, I found this absolute masterpiece of a Clinton smear ad from 1995. Is this YOUR vision for a better America???
B-Real is the Anthony Kiedis of hip hop
June 1, 2026 at 6:39 PM
B-Real is the Anthony Kiedis of hip hop
Watching Los Angeles Magazine get dragged in the comments is restoring my hope in humanity
May 21, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Watching Los Angeles Magazine get dragged in the comments is restoring my hope in humanity
The cats just had their first Churu packet and now I know how Richard Sackler felt the first time someone’s grandma tried OxyContin
May 2, 2026 at 3:31 AM
The cats just had their first Churu packet and now I know how Richard Sackler felt the first time someone’s grandma tried OxyContin
Instead of reskilling you could get into the AI pimp racket. Breaking people’s fingers because they spent all of their Claude tokens on AI hookers. #jobsofthefuture
March 18, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Instead of reskilling you could get into the AI pimp racket. Breaking people’s fingers because they spent all of their Claude tokens on AI hookers. #jobsofthefuture
The Harbor Room and Tiki Ti go back and forth for the smallest bar in LA, but the Kibbitz Room has the record for longest receipt. CVS level shit
February 22, 2026 at 6:05 AM
The Harbor Room and Tiki Ti go back and forth for the smallest bar in LA, but the Kibbitz Room has the record for longest receipt. CVS level shit
They were looking for a baby eating cabal and found a lemon party
November 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
They were looking for a baby eating cabal and found a lemon party
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Conspiracy theories take hold because it's much more reassuring to believe that an evil cabal is running everything than that nobody is running everything and every human from the poorest child to the President of the United States is just winging it.
July 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Conspiracy theories take hold because it's much more reassuring to believe that an evil cabal is running everything than that nobody is running everything and every human from the poorest child to the President of the United States is just winging it.
When are we going to seriously consider a general strike? That window of opportunity is closing faster than we think
July 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
When are we going to seriously consider a general strike? That window of opportunity is closing faster than we think
If your platform doesn’t include investigating, prosecuting and jailing the people in government responsible for this current horror show I’m not carrying a drop of water for your campaign
June 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
If your platform doesn’t include investigating, prosecuting and jailing the people in government responsible for this current horror show I’m not carrying a drop of water for your campaign
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Fusion intelligence centers are basically full time chain email forwarding departments where cops freak each other out about shit they mostly make up
SCOOP: Details about Saturday’s “No Kings” protest are under watch by domestic intelligence centers, where analysts regularly distribute speculative threat assessments among federal, state, and local agencies, according to an internal alert obtained by WIRED.
UNPAYWALLED:
UNPAYWALLED:
'No Kings' Protests, Citizen-Run ICE Trackers Trigger Intelligence Warnings
Army intelligence analysts are monitoring civilian-made ICE tracking tools, treating them as potential threats, as immigration protests spread nationwide.
www.wired.com
June 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Fusion intelligence centers are basically full time chain email forwarding departments where cops freak each other out about shit they mostly make up
Mike Love is the Jim Belushi of surf rock
June 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Mike Love is the Jim Belushi of surf rock
This is why I used to take a laptop off the shelf every few weeks and run through the Intune enrollment process when I was managing an endpoint engineering team. You don’t know how bad the user experience is until you live it
I think it's notable and part of why I really like my company, is one of the most senior IT executives insisted on being treated entirely like a normal employee and being delivered a new laptop.
And oh boy. The shit that is happening because of that. That's a fucking leader. They signed up for this
And oh boy. The shit that is happening because of that. That's a fucking leader. They signed up for this
May 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
This is why I used to take a laptop off the shelf every few weeks and run through the Intune enrollment process when I was managing an endpoint engineering team. You don’t know how bad the user experience is until you live it
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These people are too stupid to realize liberal Joe Rogan can’t exist because liberalism doesn’t inspire anyone anymore and the person who could breakthrough to young men would be far too left leaning and vulgar to ever gain a democratic mega-donor’s approval
NEWS:
Democratic mega-donors are debating plans to spend tens of millions of dollars on a range of influencer plans to "find the liberal Rogan."
We've got pitch decks, investor meetings, and internal docs.
One Democrat has a spreadsheet of 26 different proposals.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/20/u...
Democratic mega-donors are debating plans to spend tens of millions of dollars on a range of influencer plans to "find the liberal Rogan."
We've got pitch decks, investor meetings, and internal docs.
One Democrat has a spreadsheet of 26 different proposals.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/20/u...
Democrats Throw Money at a Problem: Countering G.O.P. Clout Online
www.nytimes.com
May 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
These people are too stupid to realize liberal Joe Rogan can’t exist because liberalism doesn’t inspire anyone anymore and the person who could breakthrough to young men would be far too left leaning and vulgar to ever gain a democratic mega-donor’s approval
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Trumps government, control-F-ing for “Donald”’ in the files
May 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Trumps government, control-F-ing for “Donald”’ in the files
I need a felt painting of Harry Carey kissing the popes ring
May 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I need a felt painting of Harry Carey kissing the popes ring
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soviet dogs have travelled further into the cosmos than katy perry and they got to do it for free
April 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
soviet dogs have travelled further into the cosmos than katy perry and they got to do it for free
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there are two kinds of teenagers who bought 'Mellow Gold' when it was new: those who were disappointed the whole album didn't sound like "Loser," and people like me who heard this and went "OK this guy is on a different plane of existence entirely"
March 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
there are two kinds of teenagers who bought 'Mellow Gold' when it was new: those who were disappointed the whole album didn't sound like "Loser," and people like me who heard this and went "OK this guy is on a different plane of existence entirely"
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Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
March 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...