Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer)
@chrismelito.com
Smartass, raconteur (derogatory), F1 fan, beef consumer, heart attack survivor, baseball connoisseur, nonsense hater
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Hey you know what's really good? Laying down
Hey, so it turns out I can't watch dramatic television re-enactments of smart ass white guys having a myocardial infarction and interacting with hospital staff. Who knew!?
October 2, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Hey, so it turns out I can't watch dramatic television re-enactments of smart ass white guys having a myocardial infarction and interacting with hospital staff. Who knew!?
The only problem with this is that vagina dentata is less spooky than the utter horror of eating candy corn
Annual reminder. Stack your candy corn in a cylinder for a DYI vagina dentata autumnal decoration.
October 1, 2026 at 11:36 AM
The only problem with this is that vagina dentata is less spooky than the utter horror of eating candy corn
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I gave a talk last week about tech billionaires (we really don't like them) and how to fight them (labour organizing, it's always labour organizing). Come take a 9-minute break from producing shareholder value and watch!
Thanks to @thewalrus.ca for inviting me for #WalrusTalks 🍁
Thanks to @thewalrus.ca for inviting me for #WalrusTalks 🍁
Jenny Zhang: Workers Can Take Back Tech
YouTube video by The Walrus
www.youtube.com
September 29, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I gave a talk last week about tech billionaires (we really don't like them) and how to fight them (labour organizing, it's always labour organizing). Come take a 9-minute break from producing shareholder value and watch!
Thanks to @thewalrus.ca for inviting me for #WalrusTalks 🍁
Thanks to @thewalrus.ca for inviting me for #WalrusTalks 🍁
What comes with this is that dudes have to also not respond to this behaviour with "you're just white-knighting" or "stop being performative to score points." Fuck those guys. Call out bigotry where you see it, even if you're going to get push-back from peers who benefit from the status quo
September 28, 2026 at 9:45 PM
What comes with this is that dudes have to also not respond to this behaviour with "you're just white-knighting" or "stop being performative to score points." Fuck those guys. Call out bigotry where you see it, even if you're going to get push-back from peers who benefit from the status quo
What's still wild to me is that Toronto bike lanes kinda suck, are not sufficiently safe enough, and could/should be so much better, but they're being torn out not to improve them but because an egotistical baby doesn't want cyclists to have lanes at all
September 28, 2026 at 9:23 PM
What's still wild to me is that Toronto bike lanes kinda suck, are not sufficiently safe enough, and could/should be so much better, but they're being torn out not to improve them but because an egotistical baby doesn't want cyclists to have lanes at all
The best deus ex machina in the history of fiction is Life of Brian when the aliens save the messiah (he's not the Messiah! He's a naughty boy!) from falling to his death
September 28, 2026 at 6:35 PM
The best deus ex machina in the history of fiction is Life of Brian when the aliens save the messiah (he's not the Messiah! He's a naughty boy!) from falling to his death
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My rocket engineer told me the ocean keep eating his rockets so I asked how many rockets he has and he said he just goes to the Starbase and gets a new rocket afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding rockets to the ocean and then his CEO started crying.
September 28, 2026 at 1:08 PM
My rocket engineer told me the ocean keep eating his rockets so I asked how many rockets he has and he said he just goes to the Starbase and gets a new rocket afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding rockets to the ocean and then his CEO started crying.
Apparently there's a song I'm meant to have heard? Does anyone mind if instead of that I just listen to Warm Sound by Zero 7 and Mozez another few hundred times?
September 28, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Apparently there's a song I'm meant to have heard? Does anyone mind if instead of that I just listen to Warm Sound by Zero 7 and Mozez another few hundred times?
This is a fourteenth thing that is stupid and I love it
September 27, 2026 at 9:46 PM
This is a fourteenth thing that is stupid and I love it
You gotta give it to Porsche for the 911. It's always a great car. Every one. Are some better than others? Of course! I'd rather have a RUF CTR Yellowbird than a 996, but it's not like I'd be crying if I had a 996. Good job, you German bastards
September 25, 2026 at 3:28 AM
You gotta give it to Porsche for the 911. It's always a great car. Every one. Are some better than others? Of course! I'd rather have a RUF CTR Yellowbird than a 996, but it's not like I'd be crying if I had a 996. Good job, you German bastards
Just as "the war on Christmas" was actually Christian supremacists making war on anyone who didn't want to celebrate Christmas, "the war on cars," is actually a bunch of bougie fascists making war on anyone who just doesn't want to use cars
September 25, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Just as "the war on Christmas" was actually Christian supremacists making war on anyone who didn't want to celebrate Christmas, "the war on cars," is actually a bunch of bougie fascists making war on anyone who just doesn't want to use cars
I always forget Joey Pants is in Goonies
September 24, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I always forget Joey Pants is in Goonies
He’s just so stupid.
He is so breathtakingly stupid that the above statement is all it takes for every person reading this to know exactly who I’m talking about.
Yes, folks, it's Peregrin Took
He is so breathtakingly stupid that the above statement is all it takes for every person reading this to know exactly who I’m talking about.
Yes, folks, it's Peregrin Took
September 23, 2026 at 2:12 AM
He’s just so stupid.
He is so breathtakingly stupid that the above statement is all it takes for every person reading this to know exactly who I’m talking about.
Yes, folks, it's Peregrin Took
He is so breathtakingly stupid that the above statement is all it takes for every person reading this to know exactly who I’m talking about.
Yes, folks, it's Peregrin Took
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It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
September 18, 2026 at 5:59 PM
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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My band @survivalclubtheband.com is hitting the road next week for 6 shows in Ontario and Québec, supporting the Honest Heart Collective. Here's where and when you can see us!
09/24 Sudbury
09/25 Ottawa
09/26 Kingston
09/27 Montréal
10/01 London
10/02 Toronto
It would be awesome to see you there!
09/24 Sudbury
09/25 Ottawa
09/26 Kingston
09/27 Montréal
10/01 London
10/02 Toronto
It would be awesome to see you there!
September 18, 2026 at 5:00 PM
My band @survivalclubtheband.com is hitting the road next week for 6 shows in Ontario and Québec, supporting the Honest Heart Collective. Here's where and when you can see us!
09/24 Sudbury
09/25 Ottawa
09/26 Kingston
09/27 Montréal
10/01 London
10/02 Toronto
It would be awesome to see you there!
09/24 Sudbury
09/25 Ottawa
09/26 Kingston
09/27 Montréal
10/01 London
10/02 Toronto
It would be awesome to see you there!
There are no activists calling for recognition of OJ. That's not activist behavior. Activists don't honour people who murder their wife and another dude
The Buffalo Bills opened their new stadium without mention of O.J. Simpson, which has Shannon Sharpe wondering what changed.
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Shannon Sharpe defends activist calling for Buffalo Bills to honor O.J. Simpson
The Buffalo Bills opened their new stadium without mention of O.J. Simpson, which has Shannon Sharpe wondering what changed.
awfulannouncing.com
September 20, 2026 at 6:50 PM
There are no activists calling for recognition of OJ. That's not activist behavior. Activists don't honour people who murder their wife and another dude
Just saw the North American premiere of @manmademoon.bsky.social's Rogue Trooper at TIFF Midnight Madness. Tremendously fun and had me sitting on the edge of my seat to see what was coming next. Fabulous!
September 20, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Just saw the North American premiere of @manmademoon.bsky.social's Rogue Trooper at TIFF Midnight Madness. Tremendously fun and had me sitting on the edge of my seat to see what was coming next. Fabulous!
Apparently it's Batman Day? So I'll leave you with this absolute banger of Bob Kane's epitaph. Full text in the image alt text. Clue: it's worth the read 😁
September 19, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Apparently it's Batman Day? So I'll leave you with this absolute banger of Bob Kane's epitaph. Full text in the image alt text. Clue: it's worth the read 😁
Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang?
Paul McCartney says one song has the power to unite Democrats and Republicans in Trump’s America
Paul McCartney says one song has the power to unite Trump’s America
The Beatles legend says the song stops political rivals from being ‘at each other’s throats’
trib.al
September 19, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang?
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A good trend for Brendan to model would be to stop shilling for Hasbro’s mediocre neofeudal power fantasy and instead to promote one (or several) of the dozens of indie TTRPGs specifically designed to critique the power dynamics he claims to be worries about
Brennan Lee Mulligan’s Dungeons and Dragons push is part of a wider trend using tabletop games for political action
D&D players raise millions in real-life campaign against ‘corporate elite’
www.theguardian.com
September 18, 2026 at 1:48 PM
A good trend for Brendan to model would be to stop shilling for Hasbro’s mediocre neofeudal power fantasy and instead to promote one (or several) of the dozens of indie TTRPGs specifically designed to critique the power dynamics he claims to be worries about
Given the number of countries where Taskmaster has been spun out to, and the cultural and economic benefits to the UK and colonies, it's not unreasonable to assume that we might be uttering the phrase Sir Little Alex Horne one day soon
@alexhorne.bsky.social
@taskmaster.tv
@alexhorne.bsky.social
@taskmaster.tv
September 18, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Given the number of countries where Taskmaster has been spun out to, and the cultural and economic benefits to the UK and colonies, it's not unreasonable to assume that we might be uttering the phrase Sir Little Alex Horne one day soon
@alexhorne.bsky.social
@taskmaster.tv
@alexhorne.bsky.social
@taskmaster.tv
There's a lot of noise around my hatred for Waluigi. People are saying things like "unhinged," "obsessive," and "what is wrong with you?" But none of those people know this: the creator Waluigi, one Fumihide Aoki, doesn't even have his own Wikipedia page. Take that!
September 17, 2026 at 4:43 AM
There's a lot of noise around my hatred for Waluigi. People are saying things like "unhinged," "obsessive," and "what is wrong with you?" But none of those people know this: the creator Waluigi, one Fumihide Aoki, doesn't even have his own Wikipedia page. Take that!
I think we should get everyone in the world to run in the opposite direction of the earth's spin at the same time. Something cool might happen
September 17, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I think we should get everyone in the world to run in the opposite direction of the earth's spin at the same time. Something cool might happen
King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard is not the correct music to listen to while cutting down a tree
September 16, 2026 at 10:40 PM
King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard is not the correct music to listen to while cutting down a tree
Million $ idea. Every time I consume a LOTR meme dump on imgur it always makes me want to watch the movies again. It even kinda makes me want to watch the Hobbit movies or maybe that television show? So I guess what I'm saying is, the LOTR people should provide multimedia materials for memers to use
September 16, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Million $ idea. Every time I consume a LOTR meme dump on imgur it always makes me want to watch the movies again. It even kinda makes me want to watch the Hobbit movies or maybe that television show? So I guess what I'm saying is, the LOTR people should provide multimedia materials for memers to use