Christian Polanco
@chrispolanco.com
Stand-up Comedian
⚽️: @soccercooligans.com
⚽️: @soccercooligans.com
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Join us tonight at 8pm ET exclusively at yahoosports.com or the Yahoo Sports App for the first ever official Campeones Cup Altcast from MLS + AppleTV + Yahoo! Watch the game with two stand-up comedians and we'll see if Messi can bring another trophy to Inter Miami! 📺️
September 16, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Join us tonight at 8pm ET exclusively at yahoosports.com or the Yahoo Sports App for the first ever official Campeones Cup Altcast from MLS + AppleTV + Yahoo! Watch the game with two stand-up comedians and we'll see if Messi can bring another trophy to Inter Miami! 📺️
even Mitch can't believe he's still alive
September 15, 2026 at 2:41 PM
even Mitch can't believe he's still alive
still thinking about this wild Apple News notification I got last year 😳
September 13, 2026 at 2:34 PM
still thinking about this wild Apple News notification I got last year 😳
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Incredible goal from Nico Fernandez Mercau on a set piece. Did Luighi set a Gortat screen here on Yedlin tho? 😅
September 13, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Incredible goal from Nico Fernandez Mercau on a set piece. Did Luighi set a Gortat screen here on Yedlin tho? 😅
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9/11 victim Michael Massaroli’s son: "You do my dad's legacy & the legacy of all victims no honor using this tragedy to spread hate. I've had to spend 25 years seeing people use it to hate on our Muslim brothers & sisters, people who don't look like them."
September 11, 2026 at 7:02 PM
9/11 victim Michael Massaroli’s son: "You do my dad's legacy & the legacy of all victims no honor using this tragedy to spread hate. I've had to spend 25 years seeing people use it to hate on our Muslim brothers & sisters, people who don't look like them."
I will always remember the time I went to see Pearl Jam live at Madison Square Garden with a bunch of friends. One of my friends brought his uncle, who was younger than us btw. Eddie Vedder called out the Islamophobia after 9/11, and my friend's young uncle just left the venue about 5 songs in. 🤷🏽
September 11, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I will always remember the time I went to see Pearl Jam live at Madison Square Garden with a bunch of friends. One of my friends brought his uncle, who was younger than us btw. Eddie Vedder called out the Islamophobia after 9/11, and my friend's young uncle just left the venue about 5 songs in. 🤷🏽
I'm on @totalsoccershow.bsky.social today talking about @soccercooligans.com upcoming MLS Alt-cast for Campeones Cup. ⭐
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September 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I'm on @totalsoccershow.bsky.social today talking about @soccercooligans.com upcoming MLS Alt-cast for Campeones Cup. ⭐
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homegirl don't got the blink feature?
Thirty-four days before she reported to prison, Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes gave Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim access to document her every move.
That turned into a three-year project, and A24 will release the resulting documentary this October.
That turned into a three-year project, and A24 will release the resulting documentary this October.
September 7, 2026 at 3:34 PM
homegirl don't got the blink feature?
I can confirm that I am in Mayor Mamdani's "Private Army" of influencers, and that I have received no money for it. In that way, me and U.S. Army veterans share a lot of the same challenges.
"Mr. Mamdani is a master of new media... But as mayor, he has also been able to use taxpayer funds to create a sprawling network of hundreds of friendly influencers to boost his priorities, provide positive depictions of his administration and enhance his popularity."
Inside Mamdani’s Private Army of Public Influencers (Gift Article)
Zohran Mamdani is seen as a social media wizard. Some of his popularity stems from an influencer operation run by the mayor’s office.
www.nytimes.com
September 4, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I can confirm that I am in Mayor Mamdani's "Private Army" of influencers, and that I have received no money for it. In that way, me and U.S. Army veterans share a lot of the same challenges.
Some personal news…
The ink is dry. The banter is back. ✍🏼✍🏽
We’re beyond excited to announce that The Cooligans are staying right here with @yahoosports.bsky.social for two more years.
Thank you to every Cooligans Podcast listener, viewer, and supporter in this community! ¡Los Cooligans se quedan! 🤝⚽
We’re beyond excited to announce that The Cooligans are staying right here with @yahoosports.bsky.social for two more years.
Thank you to every Cooligans Podcast listener, viewer, and supporter in this community! ¡Los Cooligans se quedan! 🤝⚽
September 2, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Some personal news…
this is the worst day of my life. 😭
🚨 Folarin Balogun transfer from Monaco to Everton off. Deal for 25yo #ASMonaco striker renegotiated after issues during medical & deal sheet submitted; but USA international decided not to proceed + left #EFC training ground without signing @theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/755...
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Folarin Balogun’s move to Everton called off after USMNT striker decides against move
<p>Everton’s move for Folarin Balogun is off after the United States international decided against the move.</p>
<p><em>More to follow.</em></p>
www.nytimes.com
September 2, 2026 at 12:50 AM
this is the worst day of my life. 😭
me during this transfer window:
August 31, 2026 at 10:58 PM
me during this transfer window:
Missed the 5th penalty in my Sunday league semi-final and cost my team the game. 😭
August 30, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Missed the 5th penalty in my Sunday league semi-final and cost my team the game. 😭
IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY TO PREVENT THIS 😭
Breaking News: Two unvaccinated people in Pennsylvania died from measles, the first deaths from the disease this year in the U.S., as a large outbreak there continues to spread.
In Pennsylvania, 2 Measles Deaths Are Reported
The deaths, which one doctor called “extremely rare in the modern era,” are the first in the United States in 2026.
nyti.ms
August 25, 2026 at 4:10 PM
IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY TO PREVENT THIS 😭
Republicans have never had tostones, and that honestly explains a lot.
suspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile
August 4, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Republicans have never had tostones, and that honestly explains a lot.
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🚨FYI: No new podcast episodes from August 3rd - 14th.
All new Cooligans episodes will be back on August 17th. 🎧📺
We're taking a much-needed break after that World Cup marathon of 11 cities and over 40 podcast episodes. See you in 2 weeks! ❤️
All new Cooligans episodes will be back on August 17th. 🎧📺
We're taking a much-needed break after that World Cup marathon of 11 cities and over 40 podcast episodes. See you in 2 weeks! ❤️
August 4, 2026 at 5:16 PM
🚨FYI: No new podcast episodes from August 3rd - 14th.
All new Cooligans episodes will be back on August 17th. 🎧📺
We're taking a much-needed break after that World Cup marathon of 11 cities and over 40 podcast episodes. See you in 2 weeks! ❤️
All new Cooligans episodes will be back on August 17th. 🎧📺
We're taking a much-needed break after that World Cup marathon of 11 cities and over 40 podcast episodes. See you in 2 weeks! ❤️
Japan’s like “dang why you bringing up old stuff?”
Trump: "Japan has been very good to us with the exception of Pearl Harbor"
August 3, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Japan’s like “dang why you bringing up old stuff?”
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FIFA is facing tremendous backlash over scheme to sell the World Cup! 🤬
Recorded live at MLS All-Star in Charlotte with Mickey Voll Head of Marketing at Pelé Soccer
APPLE: tinyurl.com/5n6nr9p5
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Recorded live at MLS All-Star in Charlotte with Mickey Voll Head of Marketing at Pelé Soccer
APPLE: tinyurl.com/5n6nr9p5
SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/dxbrth5v
YOUTUBE: youtube.com/live/ldfZtGf...
July 30, 2026 at 4:53 PM
FIFA is facing tremendous backlash over scheme to sell the World Cup! 🤬
Recorded live at MLS All-Star in Charlotte with Mickey Voll Head of Marketing at Pelé Soccer
APPLE: tinyurl.com/5n6nr9p5
SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/dxbrth5v
YOUTUBE: youtube.com/live/ldfZtGf...
Recorded live at MLS All-Star in Charlotte with Mickey Voll Head of Marketing at Pelé Soccer
APPLE: tinyurl.com/5n6nr9p5
SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/dxbrth5v
YOUTUBE: youtube.com/live/ldfZtGf...
Don't let Mike Vrabel bringing a cute dog to a press conference to deflect attention away from him cheating on his wife with NFL reporter Diana Russini, who was also cheating on her husband, distract you from the fact that LEBRON JAMES HAS JOINED THE PHILADELPHIA 76ERS. Holy cow!
July 24, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Don't let Mike Vrabel bringing a cute dog to a press conference to deflect attention away from him cheating on his wife with NFL reporter Diana Russini, who was also cheating on her husband, distract you from the fact that LEBRON JAMES HAS JOINED THE PHILADELPHIA 76ERS. Holy cow!
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Tyler Adams on the pod today. We chat about the red card situation with Balogun at the World Cup. Have a listen! #USMNT
APPLE: tinyurl.com/yuzcavw8
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YOUTUBE: youtu.be/9NLTG4qbbyU
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SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/27p9szkm
YOUTUBE: youtu.be/9NLTG4qbbyU
July 24, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Tyler Adams on the pod today. We chat about the red card situation with Balogun at the World Cup. Have a listen! #USMNT
APPLE: tinyurl.com/yuzcavw8
SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/27p9szkm
YOUTUBE: youtu.be/9NLTG4qbbyU
APPLE: tinyurl.com/yuzcavw8
SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/27p9szkm
YOUTUBE: youtu.be/9NLTG4qbbyU
A fun fact about me is that I know every lyric to every song on this album. 😊
Fiona Apple's debut album 'Tidal' was released 30 years ago today. 💿 What's your favorite track?
July 24, 2026 at 2:18 AM
A fun fact about me is that I know every lyric to every song on this album. 😊
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Step 1: Start a comedy soccer podcast
A bunch of stuff in between…
Step 9,000: Open for Ludacris at a World Cup watch party in Atlanta 4️⃣0️⃣4️⃣
A bunch of stuff in between…
Step 9,000: Open for Ludacris at a World Cup watch party in Atlanta 4️⃣0️⃣4️⃣
July 22, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Step 1: Start a comedy soccer podcast
A bunch of stuff in between…
Step 9,000: Open for Ludacris at a World Cup watch party in Atlanta 4️⃣0️⃣4️⃣
A bunch of stuff in between…
Step 9,000: Open for Ludacris at a World Cup watch party in Atlanta 4️⃣0️⃣4️⃣
The 2026 World Cup is over. 11 cities. 31 podcast episodes. The most insane six weeks of my life.
July 20, 2026 at 11:27 AM
The 2026 World Cup is over. 11 cities. 31 podcast episodes. The most insane six weeks of my life.
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Maine is in absolute outrage!
Protesters took over Senator Susan Collins’ office chanting "VOTE HER OUT" after an ICE thug brutally executed a 26-year-old Colombian man.
They are demanding immediate accountability for this state-sponsored murder! Enough is enough!
Protesters took over Senator Susan Collins’ office chanting "VOTE HER OUT" after an ICE thug brutally executed a 26-year-old Colombian man.
They are demanding immediate accountability for this state-sponsored murder! Enough is enough!
July 13, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Maine is in absolute outrage!
Protesters took over Senator Susan Collins’ office chanting "VOTE HER OUT" after an ICE thug brutally executed a 26-year-old Colombian man.
They are demanding immediate accountability for this state-sponsored murder! Enough is enough!
Protesters took over Senator Susan Collins’ office chanting "VOTE HER OUT" after an ICE thug brutally executed a 26-year-old Colombian man.
They are demanding immediate accountability for this state-sponsored murder! Enough is enough!