Chris Sawyer
@chrissawyerart.bsky.social
Excuse me, may I speak to you for a meowment.
October 7, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Excuse me, may I speak to you for a meowment.
So, fuckface's comment about 'Let Iran nuke LA.' It wasn't just some random comment. It's priming. Getting the true believers riled up, thinking about the deaths of people they hate.
So when its time to staff the death camps, the employees are already in the right frame of mind.
So when its time to staff the death camps, the employees are already in the right frame of mind.
October 6, 2026 at 4:26 PM
So, fuckface's comment about 'Let Iran nuke LA.' It wasn't just some random comment. It's priming. Getting the true believers riled up, thinking about the deaths of people they hate.
So when its time to staff the death camps, the employees are already in the right frame of mind.
So when its time to staff the death camps, the employees are already in the right frame of mind.
I'm wearing this to the next con..
October 6, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I'm wearing this to the next con..
Wow, what a great way to encourage your economic refugees to flee to blue states. (And then point back at them and screech about failed blue states, ha ha.)
October 5, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Wow, what a great way to encourage your economic refugees to flee to blue states. (And then point back at them and screech about failed blue states, ha ha.)
This is me, but with guitar. (I'm in the valley.)
October 5, 2026 at 1:21 AM
This is me, but with guitar. (I'm in the valley.)
Okay, so…
Birb = cute, cheeky, sassy.
Burd = bird version of a himbo.
Birb = cute, cheeky, sassy.
Burd = bird version of a himbo.
October 4, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Okay, so…
Birb = cute, cheeky, sassy.
Burd = bird version of a himbo.
Birb = cute, cheeky, sassy.
Burd = bird version of a himbo.
It’s fucking October and the breeze is blast furnace hot. :/
October 3, 2026 at 8:40 PM
It’s fucking October and the breeze is blast furnace hot. :/
“Horses are so beautiful and majestic.”
October 3, 2026 at 4:46 PM
“Horses are so beautiful and majestic.”
It's funny how basic human empathy got labeled 'wokeness.' Like, the right wing is terrified of empathy because when you empathize with others, inequalities become harder to ignore, and it becomes impossible for the rich to abuse us the way they do.
October 3, 2026 at 1:41 AM
It's funny how basic human empathy got labeled 'wokeness.' Like, the right wing is terrified of empathy because when you empathize with others, inequalities become harder to ignore, and it becomes impossible for the rich to abuse us the way they do.
So the ghouls that run McDonald’s are going to invest 6 or 8 billion into ‘Ai.’
What a wonderful and convenient way to pillage money from a company, huh? A nebulous and formless ‘investment’ that is easy to pour money into and yet you can’t exactly track how that money is being spent.
What a wonderful and convenient way to pillage money from a company, huh? A nebulous and formless ‘investment’ that is easy to pour money into and yet you can’t exactly track how that money is being spent.
September 28, 2026 at 3:58 PM
So the ghouls that run McDonald’s are going to invest 6 or 8 billion into ‘Ai.’
What a wonderful and convenient way to pillage money from a company, huh? A nebulous and formless ‘investment’ that is easy to pour money into and yet you can’t exactly track how that money is being spent.
What a wonderful and convenient way to pillage money from a company, huh? A nebulous and formless ‘investment’ that is easy to pour money into and yet you can’t exactly track how that money is being spent.
Oh! Got this guy back. 2nd and 4th frets were a little high, and that was causing the buzzing. Got the penny upgrade for the Bigsby, and the pickups are lowered a little bit. Plays very nice!
September 27, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Oh! Got this guy back. 2nd and 4th frets were a little high, and that was causing the buzzing. Got the penny upgrade for the Bigsby, and the pickups are lowered a little bit. Plays very nice!
*guitar noises*
September 27, 2026 at 3:25 AM
*guitar noises*
So they think they found the scumbag who poisoned the Tylenol bottles back in the early 80’s which led to the whole ‘tamper evident’ packaging.
And surprise surprise he’s a conservative from Idaho.
And surprise surprise he’s a conservative from Idaho.
September 26, 2026 at 1:54 PM
So they think they found the scumbag who poisoned the Tylenol bottles back in the early 80’s which led to the whole ‘tamper evident’ packaging.
And surprise surprise he’s a conservative from Idaho.
And surprise surprise he’s a conservative from Idaho.
Dear Germans,
Um, if you could please build a huge army, march through Poland, and then fight the russians, that would be great.
Um, if you could please build a huge army, march through Poland, and then fight the russians, that would be great.
September 22, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Dear Germans,
Um, if you could please build a huge army, march through Poland, and then fight the russians, that would be great.
Um, if you could please build a huge army, march through Poland, and then fight the russians, that would be great.
We live in the ruins of a fallen empire. :)
September 22, 2026 at 7:13 PM
We live in the ruins of a fallen empire. :)
My dad’s horse used to like swimming. It’s so funny to see.
September 21, 2026 at 8:25 PM
My dad’s horse used to like swimming. It’s so funny to see.
I’m working as a contract worker, and the client company told us we can’t use the break room. I’m pretty sure that’s illegal, and you can bet employers don’t provide break rooms out of the goodness of their hearts. But this is why being a ‘contractor’ fucking sucks, because they probably can deny us
September 21, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I’m working as a contract worker, and the client company told us we can’t use the break room. I’m pretty sure that’s illegal, and you can bet employers don’t provide break rooms out of the goodness of their hearts. But this is why being a ‘contractor’ fucking sucks, because they probably can deny us
I got a medium sized katana amp and put it in this little ikea cabinet, and it fits really well! It’s insanely dusty where I live, so I think this is a cool way to keep the dust off.
September 20, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I got a medium sized katana amp and put it in this little ikea cabinet, and it fits really well! It’s insanely dusty where I live, so I think this is a cool way to keep the dust off.
I notice artists are slooowwly starting to post art on FA again. Most all of the artists I followed have had their shit on lockdown since '22. Which to me was absolutely the wrong thing to do. If you step aside for Ai then the bullshit is going to replace you.
September 20, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I notice artists are slooowwly starting to post art on FA again. Most all of the artists I followed have had their shit on lockdown since '22. Which to me was absolutely the wrong thing to do. If you step aside for Ai then the bullshit is going to replace you.
Post it note birb art!
September 18, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Post it note birb art!
And then there's thiiiis guy. He just kinda appeared. Three are the number of the pickups. Not two, but three. Three is the number, being one more than two. One, is right out.
Kinda unplayable right now. Needs a tune-up badly, but should be a great guitar once it's adjusted and everything!
Kinda unplayable right now. Needs a tune-up badly, but should be a great guitar once it's adjusted and everything!
September 15, 2026 at 1:26 AM
And then there's thiiiis guy. He just kinda appeared. Three are the number of the pickups. Not two, but three. Three is the number, being one more than two. One, is right out.
Kinda unplayable right now. Needs a tune-up badly, but should be a great guitar once it's adjusted and everything!
Kinda unplayable right now. Needs a tune-up badly, but should be a great guitar once it's adjusted and everything!
So believe it or not, this big hollow body I got can rock pretty fucking hard. I can get crunchy tone with this that a metal-specific Ibanez guitar has trouble with.
September 15, 2026 at 1:02 AM
So believe it or not, this big hollow body I got can rock pretty fucking hard. I can get crunchy tone with this that a metal-specific Ibanez guitar has trouble with.