Christttaaayyy
@christaaayyy.bsky.social
Attack librarian (lawyer). AuDHD. Unhinged at best. Fuck the patriarchy. Dum spiro spero. Forever to thee. The angel from your nightmare. Argumentative antithetical dream girl.
IYKYK 🥨
I’m a dude. He’s a dude. She’s a dude. We’re all dudes, yea.
IYKYK 🥨
I’m a dude. He’s a dude. She’s a dude. We’re all dudes, yea.
Pinned
Guess who woke up with another round of tummy bug from kid 2 and still is attempting to survive mediation? Knew something was off last night but ugh
The worrrstttt but wanted to show for my client (thank god for zoom and mediators/OC that know you and work with you)
The worrrstttt but wanted to show for my client (thank god for zoom and mediators/OC that know you and work with you)
September 16, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Guess who woke up with another round of tummy bug from kid 2 and still is attempting to survive mediation? Knew something was off last night but ugh
The worrrstttt but wanted to show for my client (thank god for zoom and mediators/OC that know you and work with you)
The worrrstttt but wanted to show for my client (thank god for zoom and mediators/OC that know you and work with you)
So long London
September 16, 2026 at 4:09 AM
So long London
Me at the bar til six in the morning…
September 16, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Me at the bar til six in the morning…
When the sharpest words wanna cut me down, i'm gonna send a flood, gonna drown em out. I am brave, I am bruised
September 16, 2026 at 4:05 AM
When the sharpest words wanna cut me down, i'm gonna send a flood, gonna drown em out. I am brave, I am bruised
Look at my Life is a fucking good song
September 16, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Look at my Life is a fucking good song
But I don't wanna fall down the rabbit hole, cross my heart, I won't do it again
I tell myself, tell myself, tell myself, "Draw the line"..and I do, I do
Guess it’s really never over
I tell myself, tell myself, tell myself, "Draw the line"..and I do, I do
Guess it’s really never over
September 16, 2026 at 3:27 AM
But I don't wanna fall down the rabbit hole, cross my heart, I won't do it again
I tell myself, tell myself, tell myself, "Draw the line"..and I do, I do
Guess it’s really never over
I tell myself, tell myself, tell myself, "Draw the line"..and I do, I do
Guess it’s really never over
I live now cuz the bad die last
September 16, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I live now cuz the bad die last
Hire a priest to come an exorcise my demons, even if I die screaming
September 16, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Hire a priest to come an exorcise my demons, even if I die screaming
Shuffle…the black dog???
September 16, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Shuffle…the black dog???
Thinking about Colbert talking about You Don’t Know You’re Beautiful
September 16, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Thinking about Colbert talking about You Don’t Know You’re Beautiful
Gonna start a rumor Just The Girl by the click five is actually about Taylor written by the dude who went to the year 3000 (they saw things)
September 16, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Gonna start a rumor Just The Girl by the click five is actually about Taylor written by the dude who went to the year 3000 (they saw things)
Starting a rumor Now That We Don’t Talk is about people being “apolitical” and/or not letting anyone have an opinion that disagrees with (or perhaps challenges) their world view
September 16, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Starting a rumor Now That We Don’t Talk is about people being “apolitical” and/or not letting anyone have an opinion that disagrees with (or perhaps challenges) their world view
I need to sleep probably. Who knows why my body has the weird schedule that seems to change with the wind
September 16, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I need to sleep probably. Who knows why my body has the weird schedule that seems to change with the wind
I just realized I have four keyboards installed still for language studies and I kinda accidentally switch between them. So maybe it’s not the keyboard (at least 85% Keyboard) maybe it’s me (it’s too small and I don’t care to reread and correct here that’s my day job)
September 16, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I just realized I have four keyboards installed still for language studies and I kinda accidentally switch between them. So maybe it’s not the keyboard (at least 85% Keyboard) maybe it’s me (it’s too small and I don’t care to reread and correct here that’s my day job)
Dese shuffle, never grow up? Today? Now? Rude
September 16, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Dese shuffle, never grow up? Today? Now? Rude
I love my kids have their dance team. It’s so about pulling them in and inclusion but also pulling in. I can’t with the parent group text thread….like I was not a sorority girl because I’m random? Idk just not able to be on that schedule of on? But trying for the kids (hub refuses hand off)(whyyyyy)
September 16, 2026 at 2:36 AM
I love my kids have their dance team. It’s so about pulling them in and inclusion but also pulling in. I can’t with the parent group text thread….like I was not a sorority girl because I’m random? Idk just not able to be on that schedule of on? But trying for the kids (hub refuses hand off)(whyyyyy)
Fuck experience is the best teacher
Fuck Socratic hands on learning demon blond I’m tired
Fuck Socratic hands on learning demon blond I’m tired
September 16, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Fuck experience is the best teacher
Fuck Socratic hands on learning demon blond I’m tired
Fuck Socratic hands on learning demon blond I’m tired
I forgot Xander and Niles both passed this year too and now i am sad. Niles mostly because I mean it’s Niles
September 16, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I forgot Xander and Niles both passed this year too and now i am sad. Niles mostly because I mean it’s Niles
Can we stop hating on people we know are good who have dif thoughts but same goals? Same goals! Same goals y’all. No one ever sees things the same. Blind men and the elephant
September 16, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Can we stop hating on people we know are good who have dif thoughts but same goals? Same goals! Same goals y’all. No one ever sees things the same. Blind men and the elephant
A collection of evidence (how with the founding member of his band did he not know? Is he dumb? Willful ignorance? A puppet? A pawn? A turncoat? 🤷🏻♀️
September 16, 2026 at 2:11 AM
A collection of evidence (how with the founding member of his band did he not know? Is he dumb? Willful ignorance? A puppet? A pawn? A turncoat? 🤷🏻♀️
@scoopofsherbet.bsky.social showed my friend who hate pop culture your pic and she was like oh shit. And then she wanted me to explain all the lore I’ve been explained to her again, so thank you for the PowerPoint.


September 16, 2026 at 2:04 AM
@scoopofsherbet.bsky.social showed my friend who hate pop culture your pic and she was like oh shit. And then she wanted me to explain all the lore I’ve been explained to her again, so thank you for the PowerPoint.


Only solid conclusion from last night: I wanna be friends with Mariska
September 16, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Only solid conclusion from last night: I wanna be friends with Mariska
At this point, doesn’t matter who does it but somebody burn it the fuck down, right?
September 16, 2026 at 1:25 AM
At this point, doesn’t matter who does it but somebody burn it the fuck down, right?
Repeat after me: I can do all things through spite and righteous indignation that fuels me and I remain a whimsical dilemma to most. Because I am a silly goose and geese are scary bastards
September 16, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Repeat after me: I can do all things through spite and righteous indignation that fuels me and I remain a whimsical dilemma to most. Because I am a silly goose and geese are scary bastards