moreos please
@christopherbb.bsky.social
Weekend at Bernie’s looking mother fucker
September 15, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Weekend at Bernie’s looking mother fucker
That video from yesterday of Mitch McConnell sitting in the car like a Disneyland animatronic waiting for its cue is horrifying.
September 15, 2026 at 2:30 PM
That video from yesterday of Mitch McConnell sitting in the car like a Disneyland animatronic waiting for its cue is horrifying.
I am unfortunately here to report that the House of Earle is not the Boy Meets World, My name is Earl Crossover mini-event I thought it was.
September 9, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I am unfortunately here to report that the House of Earle is not the Boy Meets World, My name is Earl Crossover mini-event I thought it was.
I would fight the wordle bot if he existed in real life. Smarmy prick.
September 5, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I would fight the wordle bot if he existed in real life. Smarmy prick.
Mariners got beat by a combined score of 41-2 in two games this week yet are 3 games out of first place/a wild card. thats the most that’s baseball ass shit ever. Took two of three series against the Astros/brewers/cubs.
August 24, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Mariners got beat by a combined score of 41-2 in two games this week yet are 3 games out of first place/a wild card. thats the most that’s baseball ass shit ever. Took two of three series against the Astros/brewers/cubs.
Years ago my wife finished watching The Office and she had an office shaped sitcom void to fill. So she saw the title
Workaholics and thought “surely this must be office adjacent”. She was wrong, and it makes me giggle so much to this day everytime I think about it.
Workaholics and thought “surely this must be office adjacent”. She was wrong, and it makes me giggle so much to this day everytime I think about it.
August 22, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Years ago my wife finished watching The Office and she had an office shaped sitcom void to fill. So she saw the title
Workaholics and thought “surely this must be office adjacent”. She was wrong, and it makes me giggle so much to this day everytime I think about it.
Workaholics and thought “surely this must be office adjacent”. She was wrong, and it makes me giggle so much to this day everytime I think about it.
“What are your 40s like?”
It’s not bad you guys. You have an opinion on pancake mix brands, and prefer one over the other.
Of course it’s Krusteaz because Bisquick sucks.
It’s not bad you guys. You have an opinion on pancake mix brands, and prefer one over the other.
Of course it’s Krusteaz because Bisquick sucks.
August 18, 2026 at 3:10 PM
“What are your 40s like?”
It’s not bad you guys. You have an opinion on pancake mix brands, and prefer one over the other.
Of course it’s Krusteaz because Bisquick sucks.
It’s not bad you guys. You have an opinion on pancake mix brands, and prefer one over the other.
Of course it’s Krusteaz because Bisquick sucks.
MLB tradeline seller returns basically just boils down to this meme.
“Yea, we totally traded our best player but look at all these dudes! They could be anything, maybe the dude we just traded!”
“Yea, we totally traded our best player but look at all these dudes! They could be anything, maybe the dude we just traded!”
August 3, 2026 at 7:39 PM
MLB tradeline seller returns basically just boils down to this meme.
“Yea, we totally traded our best player but look at all these dudes! They could be anything, maybe the dude we just traded!”
“Yea, we totally traded our best player but look at all these dudes! They could be anything, maybe the dude we just traded!”
Not good. Not good. All evac zones right now
August 1, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Not good. Not good. All evac zones right now
Things are fucked yall. Out one door and the other. Two separate fires.
August 1, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Things are fucked yall. Out one door and the other. Two separate fires.
Rogue-lite Paperboy
July 31, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Rogue-lite Paperboy
What a great out of context headline
July 16, 2026 at 6:30 PM
What a great out of context headline
Why aren’t we scared of nanomachines like we used to be?
July 16, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Why aren’t we scared of nanomachines like we used to be?
Between reporting every sponsored ad as spam and god knows what’s wrong with me algorithm, Instagram has given up. They’re like “fuck it, do you need to prep for the SATs, here are some ads for that. We don’t know what gender you are, what age you or what you don’t consider spam.”
July 15, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Between reporting every sponsored ad as spam and god knows what’s wrong with me algorithm, Instagram has given up. They’re like “fuck it, do you need to prep for the SATs, here are some ads for that. We don’t know what gender you are, what age you or what you don’t consider spam.”
Why did Jon Cena skin and wear Clocky from Peewees Playhouse as a suit.
July 7, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Why did Jon Cena skin and wear Clocky from Peewees Playhouse as a suit.
Please tell me this is real and I’m not hallucinating this side by side under “top unwatched movies” in plex
July 2, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Please tell me this is real and I’m not hallucinating this side by side under “top unwatched movies” in plex
My midlife crisis is being obsessed with auroras and the science behind it. It reminds me of baseball analytics . All their special terms like WAR and bWAR and OPS or the value of the BZ north… but to me it is all magic!!!
Yay sky is colorful!
Yay baseball man hit home run!
Yay sky is colorful!
Yay baseball man hit home run!
June 5, 2026 at 6:58 AM
My midlife crisis is being obsessed with auroras and the science behind it. It reminds me of baseball analytics . All their special terms like WAR and bWAR and OPS or the value of the BZ north… but to me it is all magic!!!
Yay sky is colorful!
Yay baseball man hit home run!
Yay sky is colorful!
Yay baseball man hit home run!
CAREFUL WORLD, HERE WE COME
June 1, 2026 at 3:30 PM
CAREFUL WORLD, HERE WE COME
@die-hardman.com HEY WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON BAT DOGS
May 27, 2026 at 7:49 PM
@die-hardman.com HEY WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON BAT DOGS
The plan?
Create a comedian persona with a heavy social media presence but all the media and jokes are just in the picture format attached.
The twist?
It’s all just very well lit photographs of me in my basement with a myriad of changing backgrounds and standard comedy stage props.
I’m rich.
Create a comedian persona with a heavy social media presence but all the media and jokes are just in the picture format attached.
The twist?
It’s all just very well lit photographs of me in my basement with a myriad of changing backgrounds and standard comedy stage props.
I’m rich.
May 19, 2026 at 7:42 PM
The plan?
Create a comedian persona with a heavy social media presence but all the media and jokes are just in the picture format attached.
The twist?
It’s all just very well lit photographs of me in my basement with a myriad of changing backgrounds and standard comedy stage props.
I’m rich.
Create a comedian persona with a heavy social media presence but all the media and jokes are just in the picture format attached.
The twist?
It’s all just very well lit photographs of me in my basement with a myriad of changing backgrounds and standard comedy stage props.
I’m rich.
Listen, cat, if you don’t want to be offended about people petting you don’t cuddle up at the coffee station. We’re already looking for a pick-me-up and you’re literally at the first step of the pick-me-up
May 15, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Listen, cat, if you don’t want to be offended about people petting you don’t cuddle up at the coffee station. We’re already looking for a pick-me-up and you’re literally at the first step of the pick-me-up
Just gonna post my oldests attempts to spell things on the fire TV:
Spuch Bob
Spuch Bob
May 5, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Just gonna post my oldests attempts to spell things on the fire TV:
Spuch Bob
Spuch Bob