christopher hyzy
@christopherhyzy.com
⚔️ Buffalo, NY (Sabres, Bills, et al.)
🎧 Music Obsessor
🌃 The City Is My Church
🏆 TIME Magazine’s Person of The Year 2006
🎧 Music Obsessor
🌃 The City Is My Church
🏆 TIME Magazine’s Person of The Year 2006
from this mornings Buffalo News 🇨🇦
October 2, 2026 at 2:50 PM
from this mornings Buffalo News 🇨🇦
here’s how that’s bad for Joe Biden
Democrats are ahead in the polls. So why does it feel like they’re behind?
September 29, 2026 at 4:55 AM
here’s how that’s bad for Joe Biden
today was fun. let’s never speak of this game again.
September 28, 2026 at 12:35 AM
today was fun. let’s never speak of this game again.
bury these cursed jerseys in whatever’s left of The Ralph and never speak of them again
September 27, 2026 at 5:18 PM
bury these cursed jerseys in whatever’s left of The Ralph and never speak of them again
wow time sure flies i could have sworn it was only week 3!
With three weeks left in the regular season, Buffalo Bills quarterback Josh Allen has made up a lot of ground against the top two front-runners, Matthew Stafford and Drake Maye.
NFL MVP watch: Josh Allen is gaining ground with three weeks left
With three weeks left in the regular season, Buffalo Bills quarterback Josh Allen has made up a lot of ground against the top two front-runners, Matthew Stafford and Drake Maye.
buffalonews.com
September 25, 2026 at 7:54 PM
wow time sure flies i could have sworn it was only week 3!
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only took 10 years and the advent of generative AI but i can finally photoshop that ex-friend out of our group shot wedding photos
September 21, 2026 at 11:25 PM
only took 10 years and the advent of generative AI but i can finally photoshop that ex-friend out of our group shot wedding photos
what’s the fucking point of paying for “premium” tier if they’re gonna cram ads into that too. it’s like they want us to 🏴☠️
As per an email sent out to subscribers, Disney+ has confirmed that ad changes are expected for subscribers on all tiers:
"We've clarified that all Service Plans may include: (i) promotional content, (ii) sponsorships, and (iii) advertisements."
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"We've clarified that all Service Plans may include: (i) promotional content, (ii) sponsorships, and (iii) advertisements."
Read More: bit.ly/4hhyUkw
September 19, 2026 at 6:38 PM
what’s the fucking point of paying for “premium” tier if they’re gonna cram ads into that too. it’s like they want us to 🏴☠️
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Trump announces he is banning CNN, MSNOW, and Politico from the White House in a blatant violation of the First Amendment of the US Constitution.
September 18, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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ok take 20% off there its 2 games into the season theres plenty of time for the Buffalo Heartbreak™
One week after making a top NFL defense look shockingly mortal, the Buffalo Bills improved to 2-0 by taking out an NFC contender and reviving optimism that this, finally, might be the season to believe in the franchise’s long-held, never-realized Super Bowl hopes.
The NFL franchise known for falling short looks like it could go all the way
The Buffalo Bills haven’t had a postseason breakthrough with quarterback Josh Allen. Their 2-0 start, however, has offered a glimpse into their super potential.
nbcnews.to
September 18, 2026 at 5:01 PM
ok take 20% off there its 2 games into the season theres plenty of time for the Buffalo Heartbreak™
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the Bills have booked OneRepublic for the home opener halftime show
it’s the perfect non-denominational nothing burger music that won’t excite anyone, pander to any crowd, and equally kind of annoy everyone.
well done 👍🏻
it’s the perfect non-denominational nothing burger music that won’t excite anyone, pander to any crowd, and equally kind of annoy everyone.
well done 👍🏻
September 2, 2026 at 4:21 PM
the Bills have booked OneRepublic for the home opener halftime show
it’s the perfect non-denominational nothing burger music that won’t excite anyone, pander to any crowd, and equally kind of annoy everyone.
well done 👍🏻
it’s the perfect non-denominational nothing burger music that won’t excite anyone, pander to any crowd, and equally kind of annoy everyone.
well done 👍🏻
2026 Bills: A Second Half Team™
2027 Bills: FUCK YOU RUN FOR THE BUS BEFORE HALFTIME
2027 Bills: FUCK YOU RUN FOR THE BUS BEFORE HALFTIME
September 18, 2026 at 1:25 AM
2026 Bills: A Second Half Team™
2027 Bills: FUCK YOU RUN FOR THE BUS BEFORE HALFTIME
2027 Bills: FUCK YOU RUN FOR THE BUS BEFORE HALFTIME
not that it mattered (DAWSON) but Josh should have ran that, he had the space instead of trying to hit DJ who got hurt in the process
September 18, 2026 at 1:21 AM
not that it mattered (DAWSON) but Josh should have ran that, he had the space instead of trying to hit DJ who got hurt in the process
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If you are in line to give up 84 points to the Buffalo Bills tonight, please stay in line.
September 18, 2026 at 1:09 AM
If you are in line to give up 84 points to the Buffalo Bills tonight, please stay in line.
Go Bills
Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby: If You Ain't First
ALT: Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby: If You Ain't First
static.klipy.com
September 18, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Go Bills
happy Buffalo Chicken Wing Dip Season™ to all who celebrate
September 18, 2026 at 12:32 AM
happy Buffalo Chicken Wing Dip Season™ to all who celebrate
of course Allen gets the first official TD in the new stadium
September 18, 2026 at 12:26 AM
of course Allen gets the first official TD in the new stadium
fuck the refs, Go Bills
The first play in the new stadium being a flag just feels right.
September 18, 2026 at 12:19 AM
fuck the refs, Go Bills
Moana welcome to the Mafia
September 18, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Moana welcome to the Mafia
b-b-b-b-b-b-Bills
September 17, 2026 at 10:57 PM
b-b-b-b-b-b-Bills
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You’re boycotting Ed Sheeran because he’s pro-Israel. I’m boycotting Ed Sheeran because his music is bad.
September 15, 2026 at 7:50 PM
You’re boycotting Ed Sheeran because he’s pro-Israel. I’m boycotting Ed Sheeran because his music is bad.