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Christopher Leone
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Writer & director. CODE 3 in theaters Sept. 12, now on Hulu. Previous: THE LOST ROOM, PARALLELS.
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Love you forever, NYC.
September 11, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Javelina trotted past me in an Arizona parking lot. It looked like this except in a parking lot.
September 10, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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first principles, clarice. simplicity. read marcus aurelius. of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? what is its nature? what does he do, this man you seek?
August 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Decided that my new nickname is Snake.
September 9, 2026 at 9:02 PM
GREETINGS from New York, New York.
September 4, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Ah man, this is cool to hear all these years later: “A motel room key that opens any door in the world, as long as you use it on that exact door, sounds like a storyline that could wear thin fast, but The Lost Room turns it into one of the most inventive sci-fi mysteries ever made for television…”
September 1, 2026 at 6:17 PM
French people are nice.
August 25, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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Sometimes society at large rejects certain ideas because they’ve been thoroughly shown to be wrong and also because they suck and the people who espouse them suck and when someone comes around arguing those ideas should be part of some edgy modern debate we can and should shun them and move on.
August 24, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Literal black swan event.
August 22, 2026 at 10:00 AM
I’m on a train.
August 20, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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The agentic vizier software I bought to automate my whispers to the sultan has developed its own agenda and long story short I'm getting beheaded at dawn
August 20, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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FORBIDDEN CHESS PIECES:
The Prophet, who is aware of the hands which move the pieces.
The Crows, placed on the board after the final turn.
May 8, 2023 at 1:22 AM
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quitting my job to become a slut
August 18, 2026 at 2:46 AM
GREETINGS from Edinburgh.
August 14, 2026 at 10:40 AM
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So much of today’s “mainstream” media coverage is clarified by placing the words “our rich corporate masters want you to believe:” in front of every headline.
Poll results vs. how poll results are presented in the Wall Street Journal.
August 12, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Clear sky tonight. I’m glad I got to live on Earth.
August 10, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?
August 4, 2026 at 3:02 AM
If Bane told me I had to stay in the crashing plane so they’d find a body in the wreckage I’d be like, “No way!”
July 30, 2026 at 4:54 PM
There’s no such thing as guilty feet, rhythm or not.
July 28, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I’d like to make a Walter Matthau movie.
July 26, 2026 at 9:23 AM
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Every time I’m stabbed in a motel shower I think of “Psycho.”
July 25, 2026 at 7:36 AM
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‘I Was Once A Normal Little Boy Like You,’ Disney World Donald Duck Warns Terrified Child https://theonion.com/i-was-once-a-normal-little-boy-like-you-disney-world-donald-duck-warns-terrified-child/
July 23, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
March 25, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer https://theonion.com/nation-wakes-up-from-strange-dream-where-they-were-watching-soccer/
July 20, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I loved this movie.
The Christophers is now available in the UK to rent or buy on VOD
July 20, 2026 at 5:11 PM