The Happy Curmudgeon
@churlishfigure.bsky.social
Antifa block captain. Bicyclist. Cat lover. COYS, Hook 'em Horns and Let's Play Two. Loves the semicolon. Twice voted for a woman president; twice disappointed.
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If I were a single-issue voter, my single issue would be that 99% of the GOP belong in prison
October 4, 2026 at 3:49 PM
If I were a single-issue voter, my single issue would be that 99% of the GOP belong in prison
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BREAKING WaPo:
Major League Baseball has abandoned a proposal to build a ballpark in Wyoming's Grand Teton National Park.
Major League Baseball has abandoned a proposal to build a ballpark in Wyoming's Grand Teton National Park.
MLB drops proposal to host a baseball game at Grand Teton National Park
After The Washington Post reported on the proposal, local leaders sent letters to the Trump administration and the MLB commissioner expressing strong opposition.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 2, 2026 at 1:55 AM
BREAKING WaPo:
Major League Baseball has abandoned a proposal to build a ballpark in Wyoming's Grand Teton National Park.
Major League Baseball has abandoned a proposal to build a ballpark in Wyoming's Grand Teton National Park.
No. Fuck no.
I expect this type of thinking from Trump and his followers, but who is the fuckwit in MLB who proposed this, and what is his/her home address? Asking for a friend.
#MLB #NationalParks
I expect this type of thinking from Trump and his followers, but who is the fuckwit in MLB who proposed this, and what is his/her home address? Asking for a friend.
#MLB #NationalParks
Trump administration considers building baseball park in Grand Teton National Park
Major League Baseball contacted the administration about hosting a game in a national park, with an agency official scouting Grand Teton as a possible location.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 28, 2026 at 3:20 AM
No. Fuck no.
I expect this type of thinking from Trump and his followers, but who is the fuckwit in MLB who proposed this, and what is his/her home address? Asking for a friend.
#MLB #NationalParks
I expect this type of thinking from Trump and his followers, but who is the fuckwit in MLB who proposed this, and what is his/her home address? Asking for a friend.
#MLB #NationalParks
I'm watching "War Games" on TV and feeling very old.
Matthew Broderick has a monochrome monitor, dot-matrix printer and dial-up modem. As I used to.
And he does research on Falken by going to a library, looking at microfilm and thumbing through the card catalog. As I used to.
#Filmsky #WarGames
Matthew Broderick has a monochrome monitor, dot-matrix printer and dial-up modem. As I used to.
And he does research on Falken by going to a library, looking at microfilm and thumbing through the card catalog. As I used to.
#Filmsky #WarGames
September 27, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I'm relieved Diaper Don didn't shuffle down to the field and show the country how little he knows about college football.
On the other hand, having Johnny Knoxville and Pat McAfee on the set at the same time is pure Idiocracy.
#CollegeGameDay
On the other hand, having Johnny Knoxville and Pat McAfee on the set at the same time is pure Idiocracy.
#CollegeGameDay
September 27, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I'm relieved Diaper Don didn't shuffle down to the field and show the country how little he knows about college football.
On the other hand, having Johnny Knoxville and Pat McAfee on the set at the same time is pure Idiocracy.
#CollegeGameDay
On the other hand, having Johnny Knoxville and Pat McAfee on the set at the same time is pure Idiocracy.
#CollegeGameDay
If Pedophile Trump wanders onto the College Game Day set in Knoxville today, I'll never watch ESPN again. Never.
#CollegeGameDay #FuckTrump
#CollegeGameDay #FuckTrump
September 26, 2026 at 12:32 PM
If Pedophile Trump wanders onto the College Game Day set in Knoxville today, I'll never watch ESPN again. Never.
#CollegeGameDay #FuckTrump
#CollegeGameDay #FuckTrump
Mark my words: if the MSM continue to ignore Trump's public events, he will stage another assassination attempt, to show them the error of their ways.
#FreePress #FuckTrump
#FreePress #FuckTrump
September 22, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Mark my words: if the MSM continue to ignore Trump's public events, he will stage another assassination attempt, to show them the error of their ways.
#FreePress #FuckTrump
#FreePress #FuckTrump
September 20, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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Trump’s original plan for the triumphal arch was to allow tourists and tour groups to go up to the top where there would be an observation area. Now it is apparently going to be an area for snipers. Or is it both snipers and tour groups together?
September 20, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Trump’s original plan for the triumphal arch was to allow tourists and tour groups to go up to the top where there would be an observation area. Now it is apparently going to be an area for snipers. Or is it both snipers and tour groups together?
Impeach Kriegsminister Pete Hegseth. Convict him. Prevent him from ever again holding federal office.
Then do the same for Blanche, Kash, Markwayne, RFK Jr., and the architect of this whole shitshow, Russell Vought.
#ImpeachThemAll #Hegseth
Then do the same for Blanche, Kash, Markwayne, RFK Jr., and the architect of this whole shitshow, Russell Vought.
#ImpeachThemAll #Hegseth
September 15, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Impeach Kriegsminister Pete Hegseth. Convict him. Prevent him from ever again holding federal office.
Then do the same for Blanche, Kash, Markwayne, RFK Jr., and the architect of this whole shitshow, Russell Vought.
#ImpeachThemAll #Hegseth
Then do the same for Blanche, Kash, Markwayne, RFK Jr., and the architect of this whole shitshow, Russell Vought.
#ImpeachThemAll #Hegseth
Holy shit! Texas, down by 17 at the half, rallies to beat Ohio State 24-23 in Austin.
Equally enjoyable: Texas fans disrupt a pregame interview with a certain US Senator by chanting, "Ted Cruz sucks!"
#CancunCruz #HookEm
Equally enjoyable: Texas fans disrupt a pregame interview with a certain US Senator by chanting, "Ted Cruz sucks!"
#CancunCruz #HookEm
September 13, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Holy shit! Texas, down by 17 at the half, rallies to beat Ohio State 24-23 in Austin.
Equally enjoyable: Texas fans disrupt a pregame interview with a certain US Senator by chanting, "Ted Cruz sucks!"
#CancunCruz #HookEm
Equally enjoyable: Texas fans disrupt a pregame interview with a certain US Senator by chanting, "Ted Cruz sucks!"
#CancunCruz #HookEm
Never forget that on 9/11, after the collapse of the Twin Towers, Donald Trump gloated on local TV that he now owned the tallest building in Lower Manhattan.
He's not a hero. He's a fucking sociopath.
#FuckTrump #NeverForget
He's not a hero. He's a fucking sociopath.
#FuckTrump #NeverForget
September 11, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Never forget that on 9/11, after the collapse of the Twin Towers, Donald Trump gloated on local TV that he now owned the tallest building in Lower Manhattan.
He's not a hero. He's a fucking sociopath.
#FuckTrump #NeverForget
He's not a hero. He's a fucking sociopath.
#FuckTrump #NeverForget
Twenty-five years ago today, I watched as a skyscraper, atop which I had walked as a teenager, fell to the ground, the result of a terrorist attack. Its twin tower collapsed soon thereafter.
I'll never forget the confusion, the horror and the sadness of that awful day.
#NeverForget #TwinTowers
I'll never forget the confusion, the horror and the sadness of that awful day.
#NeverForget #TwinTowers
September 11, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Twenty-five years ago today, I watched as a skyscraper, atop which I had walked as a teenager, fell to the ground, the result of a terrorist attack. Its twin tower collapsed soon thereafter.
I'll never forget the confusion, the horror and the sadness of that awful day.
#NeverForget #TwinTowers
I'll never forget the confusion, the horror and the sadness of that awful day.
#NeverForget #TwinTowers
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Was so busy worrying about climate change I forgot about the possibility that AI might kill us all first 
September 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Was so busy worrying about climate change I forgot about the possibility that AI might kill us all first 
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We lost Dolly and Gloria in back-to-back weeks.
Meanwhile that fat Adderall snorting cheeseburger guzzling child rapist is still waddling around.
There is no God and nobody can convince me otherwise.
Meanwhile that fat Adderall snorting cheeseburger guzzling child rapist is still waddling around.
There is no God and nobody can convince me otherwise.
September 3, 2026 at 1:33 PM
We lost Dolly and Gloria in back-to-back weeks.
Meanwhile that fat Adderall snorting cheeseburger guzzling child rapist is still waddling around.
There is no God and nobody can convince me otherwise.
Meanwhile that fat Adderall snorting cheeseburger guzzling child rapist is still waddling around.
There is no God and nobody can convince me otherwise.
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Dolly Parton was they type of Christian that Christian Nationalists only *pretend* to be.
Unlike Christian Nationalists, she didn't browbeat us with how CHRISTIAN she was. She just lived her life doing things that Jesus asked her to do, like heal the sick, help the children, and care for the poor.
Unlike Christian Nationalists, she didn't browbeat us with how CHRISTIAN she was. She just lived her life doing things that Jesus asked her to do, like heal the sick, help the children, and care for the poor.
August 27, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Dolly Parton was they type of Christian that Christian Nationalists only *pretend* to be.
Unlike Christian Nationalists, she didn't browbeat us with how CHRISTIAN she was. She just lived her life doing things that Jesus asked her to do, like heal the sick, help the children, and care for the poor.
Unlike Christian Nationalists, she didn't browbeat us with how CHRISTIAN she was. She just lived her life doing things that Jesus asked her to do, like heal the sick, help the children, and care for the poor.
I've always said she was an angel sent
from heaven.
Now she's returned home.
#RIPDollyParton #WhyHerNotHim
from heaven.
Now she's returned home.
#RIPDollyParton #WhyHerNotHim
August 25, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I've always said she was an angel sent
from heaven.
Now she's returned home.
#RIPDollyParton #WhyHerNotHim
from heaven.
Now she's returned home.
#RIPDollyParton #WhyHerNotHim
