Kristina Powell (she/they)
citruscurse.bsky.social
Kristina Powell (she/they)
@citruscurse.bsky.social
🍋 Splunk Sorceress (SIEM SME). 💙 Asteroid Astrology Enthusiast. 🍋‍🟩 Dice Maker. 💜
Good News: I didn't have any bat encounters and Lala didn't go home due to a twist.
Bad News: Lala was evicted yesterday because Devens won the Blockbuster.
I've been pacing around my house for the past 45 minutes. If a pattern is established because of BB "turning off the feeds" twists...if a bat flies into my house 30 minutes before the live feeds come back up, that means Lala (my frontrunner) was unfortunately "evicted" from the house. #bb28
September 4, 2026 at 11:53 AM
I've been pacing around my house for the past 45 minutes. If a pattern is established because of BB "turning off the feeds" twists...if a bat flies into my house 30 minutes before the live feeds come back up, that means Lala (my frontrunner) was unfortunately "evicted" from the house. #bb28
August 28, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Update: apparently Uranus is still in Taurus for another day. But holy lore drop....
I love how the literal translation of Uranus entering Gemini (8H, trine my 4H 0° Aquarius Uranus) was a 2.5 hour conversation with my mother about the big red flag moment before she filed for divorce from my father. This information would have been very useful to know like a year ago.... 🙃
April 25, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I love how the literal translation of Uranus entering Gemini (8H, trine my 4H 0° Aquarius Uranus) was a 2.5 hour conversation with my mother about the big red flag moment before she filed for divorce from my father. This information would have been very useful to know like a year ago.... 🙃
April 25, 2026 at 1:10 AM
So today I have learned what it means when squirrels are splooting (laying on their stomachs to cool themselves down) and it's so fucking adorable.
April 15, 2026 at 7:45 PM
It feels so weird that I'm not making any potatoes for Easter this year. Making potatoes is a labor of love, so I am glad I can catch a mini break this year. But part of me feels somewhat empty because it's a crowd pleaser. 🤣
April 5, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Final "Roll of the Day" in office (for the foreseeable future). I asked my d20 to give me a nat 20 for a grand finish...it decided to trade me with a 14 (which is right next to the 20, the citrus slice).
January 8, 2026 at 12:40 PM
The irony of missing my normal train the last day I have to take the train to work. 🤣 In my defense, I was there and knocking on the door, but the train decided to drive off without letting me on. I got a good laugh (and an asthma cough) out of it.
January 8, 2026 at 12:28 PM
So I am trying to process that one of my cats just woke me up in the middle of a very nice dream at exactly 4:44 AM. Normally I don't pay attention to the time/count those as angel number messages; but I will make an exception for this one instead.
December 29, 2025 at 9:58 AM
1. I didn't get caught by any red lights
2. There were seats available on the train
3. The train has a floral scent (recently cleaned)
4. I rolled a Nat 20 yesterday for my roll of the day at work

Either there's a plot twist coming in my life or Moldavite is more powerful than I realized.
December 17, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Friday: At the brink emotionally due to work, questioning my remaining fragments of sanity.
Sunday: Impulsively buys a Moldavite necklace from my local metaphysical shop.
Monday: Impromptu team meeting drops an unexpected miracle.and brings back a glimmer of hope for my morale.
December 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
So I am hyped up for tomorrow's Full Moon tomorrow (that will take place on my natal Sun). I decided to do a practice ritual and briefly caught my own hair on fire by accident. I knew immediately what to do and didn't panic. THIS IS YOUR FRIENDLY REMINDER ABOUT FIRE SAFETY: STOP, DROP, AND ROLL!
December 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Time to play "what did I roll in my d20 at the office today?"

1. Got stuck by a train, but still made my normal train because it always runs late.
2. Gets a perfect morning music shuffle.
3. Successfully navigated to my office desk holding my Chai and Avocado Toast.

Equates to....NAT 1. RIP.
November 13, 2025 at 12:28 PM
So it is officially Gingerbread Chai Latte season! Am I bummed out that it doesn't have oat milk by default this year? Yes, not a big deal since it's an easy swap. Since I now prefer iced over hot drinks, I learned that non-dairy gingerbread cold foam exists and my obsession is now dangerous. 🤣
November 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Serious question: today is National Pasta Day....what type of pasta should I make for lunch today?
October 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
So this lore session has the party playing as level 10 characters. I have never played a level 10 character...this is a problem because I like how my character is a badass healer that can do significant damage (by sacrificing my life force). I hope I don't get too attached to this character. 😂
I love walking into session and the GM asks if we're ready to commit morally wrong acts. 🤣 We're having a side story from today's Basic Fantasy campaign to have a concurrent side story in Starfinder. It's weird playing Starfinder not at my house (because I usually host those sessions).
October 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I love walking into session and the GM asks if we're ready to commit morally wrong acts. 🤣 We're having a side story from today's Basic Fantasy campaign to have a concurrent side story in Starfinder. It's weird playing Starfinder not at my house (because I usually host those sessions).
October 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
A man saw my shoes and started talking to me about how his wife would be ecstatic to see bedazzled heels and jokingly said not to tell her. I responded by mentioning the heels are interchangeable and to not tell his wife. His response, "Oh great, I already have an entire room of shoes in my house."🤣
October 9, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I love when my schedule is thrown off because session for Basic Fantasy was rescheduled for today instead of the usual Saturday night. Good thing I took off from work tomorrow. 🤣
September 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Me: *sees Kirby Air Riders Amiibo, wishes I could put Kirby on the Winged Star*
Nintendo: *Waddle Dee and Kirby switch vehicles*
Me: *fangirls*
September 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Me: *plans preview video for TikTok that talks about both Big Brother and astrology; asks Tarot deck if a summary for now is ok*
Cards: Ace of Cups & The Lovers
Me: *posts preview video, asks my Tarot deck if it's proud of me*
Cards: The Star, Nine of Pentacles, The Sun, and King of Wands fall out.
September 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Finally found him.
September 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I thought I was done with the nonsense of bats flying in my house. I have been sorely mistaken.
September 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Reposted by Kristina Powell (she/they)
September 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
💜💜💜 youtu.be/5OFLFVC11Cg?... The music collab I never knew I needed in my life.
End of You
YouTube video by Poppy - Topic
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September 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM