chris b
@cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social
I’m skeeting on blue dot sky in Philadelphia. Mostly Phillies shitposting.
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Checking out the lineups for ALDS after following a National League team all year
October 3, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Checking out the lineups for ALDS after following a National League team all year
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3 days of Ludacris chicken ✅
People think they almost collapsed but the Phillies wanted to make sure they played in Atlanta for the WCS because Kyle Schwarber really likes Ludacris’s restaurant at the airport. It’s all coming together
September 30, 2026 at 10:47 PM
3 days of Ludacris chicken ✅
I’ve never said anything bad about Andrew Painter or Alec Bohm. If you see texts allegedly from me referring to the rookie pitcher as “Andrew Crayoner”, no you didn’t
September 30, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I’ve never said anything bad about Andrew Painter or Alec Bohm. If you see texts allegedly from me referring to the rookie pitcher as “Andrew Crayoner”, no you didn’t
People think they almost collapsed but the Phillies wanted to make sure they played in Atlanta for the WCS because Kyle Schwarber really likes Ludacris’s restaurant at the airport. It’s all coming together
September 29, 2026 at 12:56 PM
People think they almost collapsed but the Phillies wanted to make sure they played in Atlanta for the WCS because Kyle Schwarber really likes Ludacris’s restaurant at the airport. It’s all coming together
Phillies have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
September 27, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Phillies have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
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Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is: Maybe he didn't?
September 13, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is: Maybe he didn't?
Taking a mental health break from the Phillies, thank you for your understanding during this time
September 13, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Taking a mental health break from the Phillies, thank you for your understanding during this time
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First big one done I think maybe.
September 7, 2026 at 3:56 AM
First big one done I think maybe.
Seal the Phillies city connect uniforms within a cursed amulet and cast it into the sea
September 4, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Seal the Phillies city connect uniforms within a cursed amulet and cast it into the sea
Evergreen skeet
If nobody else got me I know Edmundo Sosa (off the bench) got me
August 29, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Evergreen skeet
Last month I fired my therapist after he recommended Jordan Peterson to me
August 24, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Last month I fired my therapist after he recommended Jordan Peterson to me
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The Phillies have won a game.
August 2, 2026 at 2:07 AM
The Phillies have won a game.
Cristopher Sánchez drank the reflecting pool water 😔
June 25, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Cristopher Sánchez drank the reflecting pool water 😔
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
June 4, 2026 at 7:49 PM
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
Philadelphia legend Cristopher Sánchez
June 4, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Philadelphia legend Cristopher Sánchez
If nobody else got me I know Edmundo Sosa (off the bench) got me
May 31, 2026 at 4:56 AM
If nobody else got me I know Edmundo Sosa (off the bench) got me
Nobody:
Tyler Phillips holding the Phillies to a 7-0 lead:
Tyler Phillips holding the Phillies to a 7-0 lead:
May 3, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Nobody:
Tyler Phillips holding the Phillies to a 7-0 lead:
Tyler Phillips holding the Phillies to a 7-0 lead:
Is this why I saw a guy dressed like Shrek at the gym today?
April 23, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Is this why I saw a guy dressed like Shrek at the gym today?
Phillies get runners on before two outs challenge (difficulty: NIGHTMARE)
April 22, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Phillies get runners on before two outs challenge (difficulty: NIGHTMARE)
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I do not like when Kruk is not in the booth
April 5, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I do not like when Kruk is not in the booth
If you need me I’ll be here
April 3, 2026 at 12:43 AM
If you need me I’ll be here
*extremely falling into a giant pothole voice*
thank you sir, very important work,
thank you sir, very important work,
Letting our kids be kids also means getting back to the basics. That’s why, earlier this year, I signed into law a bipartisan bill that requires cursive handwriting to be taught in Pennsylvania schools.
March 26, 2026 at 7:55 PM
*extremely falling into a giant pothole voice*
thank you sir, very important work,
thank you sir, very important work,
The spirits did it all in four months, of course they could!
March 26, 2026 at 6:18 PM
The spirits did it all in four months, of course they could!