Claire turbo chook
@clairekoolkat.bsky.social
Currently running naked down your street. Writer, copywriter and general bozo.
We must stop the over-proteinification of food
September 8, 2026 at 11:30 AM
We must stop the over-proteinification of food
If you go out and end up at the peel and then the next day if you haven't clocked 10k steps, did you REALLY go out and end up at the peel?
August 8, 2026 at 8:59 AM
If you go out and end up at the peel and then the next day if you haven't clocked 10k steps, did you REALLY go out and end up at the peel?
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How they did emergency alerts in Australia before mobile phones
July 27, 2026 at 4:48 AM
How they did emergency alerts in Australia before mobile phones
I was today years old when I realised that Ibid wasn't some all knowing contemporary poet who has said a lot of shit over the years
June 30, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I was today years old when I realised that Ibid wasn't some all knowing contemporary poet who has said a lot of shit over the years
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War games.
My @smh cartoon.
My @smh cartoon.
June 25, 2026 at 9:50 PM
War games.
My @smh cartoon.
My @smh cartoon.
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hey twitter margaret kudelka and a bunch of @kudelka.bsky.social’s family and friends are doing dry july, raising money for canteen who do incredible work supporting young people affected by cancer.
if you have a few spare bucks you should chuck them here:
www.dryjuly.com/users/margar...
if you have a few spare bucks you should chuck them here:
www.dryjuly.com/users/margar...
Support Margaret Kudelka this Dry July and make a donation.
I have signed up for Dry July to raise money for people affected by cancer. Please show your support and make a donation.
www.dryjuly.com
June 25, 2026 at 10:27 PM
hey twitter margaret kudelka and a bunch of @kudelka.bsky.social’s family and friends are doing dry july, raising money for canteen who do incredible work supporting young people affected by cancer.
if you have a few spare bucks you should chuck them here:
www.dryjuly.com/users/margar...
if you have a few spare bucks you should chuck them here:
www.dryjuly.com/users/margar...
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We should launch a war on Threads
June 18, 2026 at 2:33 AM
We should launch a war on Threads
The flight from mel to Hobart was delayed due to the weight of all the passengers' luggage. Too many great Dark mofo FITS !!!
June 18, 2026 at 3:00 AM
The flight from mel to Hobart was delayed due to the weight of all the passengers' luggage. Too many great Dark mofo FITS !!!
Never forget your first time using the motion sensor flushing toilets at the Hobart airport. That unexpected gentle feeling of flushing water suddenly splashing your gooch has to be experienced to be believed
June 18, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Never forget your first time using the motion sensor flushing toilets at the Hobart airport. That unexpected gentle feeling of flushing water suddenly splashing your gooch has to be experienced to be believed
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jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK
June 16, 2026 at 2:22 AM
jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK
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David Fincher's Zodiac (2007)
June 1, 2026 at 10:59 PM
David Fincher's Zodiac (2007)
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Toilet Paper Australia joined Cheeks Media at the Budget.
May 14, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Toilet Paper Australia joined Cheeks Media at the Budget.
Just saw a highway patrol police officer on a date at the Village Bakery in Brunswick West and his motorbike was parked out front. His date looked like a real estate agent beige lady
May 14, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Just saw a highway patrol police officer on a date at the Village Bakery in Brunswick West and his motorbike was parked out front. His date looked like a real estate agent beige lady
Look at this fkn gross AI slop from Heineken. 🤮🤮
Surely Lion has rules around not using AI generated imagery in campaigns
It's so bad and so shockingly obvious
Surely Lion has rules around not using AI generated imagery in campaigns
It's so bad and so shockingly obvious
May 9, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Look at this fkn gross AI slop from Heineken. 🤮🤮
Surely Lion has rules around not using AI generated imagery in campaigns
It's so bad and so shockingly obvious
Surely Lion has rules around not using AI generated imagery in campaigns
It's so bad and so shockingly obvious
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I Survived The Great '26 NGOification Of Lived Stakeholder Experience And Now I Hold Space For Movements
May 5, 2026 at 9:54 AM
I Survived The Great '26 NGOification Of Lived Stakeholder Experience And Now I Hold Space For Movements
I don't want to go to work tomorrow I want to go to Bilbo Baggins birthday party and ask Rosa for a dance
May 5, 2026 at 9:55 AM
I don't want to go to work tomorrow I want to go to Bilbo Baggins birthday party and ask Rosa for a dance
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i love wearing my jeans fresh out of the laundry. love being unable to sit squat or walk for a minimum of six hours
April 21, 2026 at 10:40 AM
i love wearing my jeans fresh out of the laundry. love being unable to sit squat or walk for a minimum of six hours
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🚨Exposed: A major Bunnings timber supplier has been linked to logging in critically endangered swift parrot habitat 🦜
#Bunnings claims it’s committed to Responsible Timber Sourcing, yet this revelation could mean what’s on the shelves is timber made of critical habitat for the #swiftparrot. #wildoz
#Bunnings claims it’s committed to Responsible Timber Sourcing, yet this revelation could mean what’s on the shelves is timber made of critical habitat for the #swiftparrot. #wildoz
The swift parrot’s distinctive call was recorded dozens of times in a patch of Tasmanian forest. Then the forest was logged
Scientists estimate the endangered bird’s population has slumped to about 750. But the logging agency responsible for clearing its habitat said it acted lawfully
www.theguardian.com
April 9, 2026 at 5:40 AM
🚨Exposed: A major Bunnings timber supplier has been linked to logging in critically endangered swift parrot habitat 🦜
#Bunnings claims it’s committed to Responsible Timber Sourcing, yet this revelation could mean what’s on the shelves is timber made of critical habitat for the #swiftparrot. #wildoz
#Bunnings claims it’s committed to Responsible Timber Sourcing, yet this revelation could mean what’s on the shelves is timber made of critical habitat for the #swiftparrot. #wildoz
A man on the tram just called his friend on the phone. His mate's name is Dangles. Onya Dangles
April 12, 2026 at 8:27 AM
A man on the tram just called his friend on the phone. His mate's name is Dangles. Onya Dangles
My brother said to me that he doesn't care for the monster of the week episodes of the X Files which is absolutely the wrong take to have.
April 10, 2026 at 5:57 AM
My brother said to me that he doesn't care for the monster of the week episodes of the X Files which is absolutely the wrong take to have.
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A human bureaucrat can destroy only so many lives in a day; AI can ruin the lives of tens of thousands at once:
https://bit.ly/4c1xglU
https://bit.ly/4c1xglU
We All Hate AI, but if You’re Poor, It Can Really Ruin Your Life
Debt collection. Parole decisions. Oversight of public services. It’s all being outsourced to AI, with terrible consequences for poor people.
bit.ly
April 9, 2026 at 3:58 PM
A human bureaucrat can destroy only so many lives in a day; AI can ruin the lives of tens of thousands at once:
https://bit.ly/4c1xglU
https://bit.ly/4c1xglU
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The mass drowning of emperor penguin chicks as sea ice is melted by the climate crisis has led the International Union for Conservation of Nature to declare the species officially in danger of extinction.
Reporting by Damian Carrington, environment editor. 🔗👉 www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Reporting by Damian Carrington, environment editor. 🔗👉 www.theguardian.com/environment/...
April 10, 2026 at 5:30 AM
The mass drowning of emperor penguin chicks as sea ice is melted by the climate crisis has led the International Union for Conservation of Nature to declare the species officially in danger of extinction.
Reporting by Damian Carrington, environment editor. 🔗👉 www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Reporting by Damian Carrington, environment editor. 🔗👉 www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Maybe I'm self-concious about my own chin and neck, but it feels like all young people who get a lil filler and a lil bit of botox and perfect foreheads all also have the same chin. How? How did they all end up with the same chin??? How?? I want that chin!! Gimme that neck and chin
March 19, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Maybe I'm self-concious about my own chin and neck, but it feels like all young people who get a lil filler and a lil bit of botox and perfect foreheads all also have the same chin. How? How did they all end up with the same chin??? How?? I want that chin!! Gimme that neck and chin
Saw someone wearing a tshirt that said in big letters on thr back SAD MUSIC FOR HORNY PEOPLE
March 19, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Saw someone wearing a tshirt that said in big letters on thr back SAD MUSIC FOR HORNY PEOPLE
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where will we meet now?
Meta is shutting down its VR metaverse on June 15th.
March 18, 2026 at 10:09 PM
where will we meet now?