@class3killstorm.bsky.social
Wishing for more precedented times
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Hi, I’m complications from (and possible secondary infections to) common strep throat.
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you.
Hi, I’m Steal a Car and Roll it Half a Dozen Times.
Hi, I’m Steal a Car and Roll it Half a Dozen Times.
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you.
Hi, I'm Deliberate Pill Overdose
Hi, I'm Deliberate Pill Overdose
August 14, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Hi, I’m complications from (and possible secondary infections to) common strep throat.
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It’s kinda crazy that the president is a pedophile rapist terrorist and it’s barely talked about
August 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM
It’s kinda crazy that the president is a pedophile rapist terrorist and it’s barely talked about
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You might disagree with Kavanaugh about the constitutionality of high school athlete genital inspections, but you can't deny he's always been very consistent in his support for nonconsensually groping teen girls.
June 30, 2026 at 2:24 PM
You might disagree with Kavanaugh about the constitutionality of high school athlete genital inspections, but you can't deny he's always been very consistent in his support for nonconsensually groping teen girls.
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Eight of the greatest words in the English language.
June 30, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Eight of the greatest words in the English language.
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(mario during a breakup) it's not you, it's a-me, mario
June 2, 2026 at 12:04 AM
(mario during a breakup) it's not you, it's a-me, mario
FELLAS: how can you tell if a lady working in retail or some other service job is actually into you or hitting on you, vs. just being kind and doing her job? My fiancée has insisted that multiple women are trying to hit on me while we’re interacting; I don’t know if I buy that for every instance.
May 27, 2026 at 12:49 AM
FELLAS: how can you tell if a lady working in retail or some other service job is actually into you or hitting on you, vs. just being kind and doing her job? My fiancée has insisted that multiple women are trying to hit on me while we’re interacting; I don’t know if I buy that for every instance.
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This may seem harsh to some readers but I believe the Supreme Court Justices should be sent to a sort of Hellraiser type of dimension
May 1, 2026 at 10:48 PM
This may seem harsh to some readers but I believe the Supreme Court Justices should be sent to a sort of Hellraiser type of dimension
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"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school
February 28, 2026 at 6:55 PM
"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school
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Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
February 28, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
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February 28, 2026 at 11:57 AM
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Operation Epic Fury Over His Low Polls
February 28, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Operation Epic Fury Over His Low Polls
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Operation Epic Fury is one hundred percent a webcomic joke from 2004. have some bacon wrapped bullets, my good sir roflcopter
February 28, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Operation Epic Fury is one hundred percent a webcomic joke from 2004. have some bacon wrapped bullets, my good sir roflcopter
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Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
February 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
Horror fans be like:
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me three or more times… well, look, I’m already committed at this point and they can have good effects and sometimes the later sequels are actually surprisingly good and…
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me three or more times… well, look, I’m already committed at this point and they can have good effects and sometimes the later sequels are actually surprisingly good and…
February 11, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Horror fans be like:
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me three or more times… well, look, I’m already committed at this point and they can have good effects and sometimes the later sequels are actually surprisingly good and…
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me three or more times… well, look, I’m already committed at this point and they can have good effects and sometimes the later sequels are actually surprisingly good and…
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
Did you know… If you start the Cryptkeeper’s “Should Old Cadavers Be Forgot” at 11:57:18 pm on New Year’s Eve, he’ll count you down to midnight and wish you a happy new year!
uncle sam is holding a microphone in front of an american flag and says this is our year
ALT: uncle sam is holding a microphone in front of an american flag and says this is our year
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December 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Did you know… If you start the Cryptkeeper’s “Should Old Cadavers Be Forgot” at 11:57:18 pm on New Year’s Eve, he’ll count you down to midnight and wish you a happy new year!
STAR WARS hot take: I don’t understand why so much extended media tries to make Darth Vader seem hyper competent or like some kind of schemer looking to unseat the Emperor when he spends ANH and RotJ totally subservient to said Emperor or Just Some Guy.
December 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
STAR WARS hot take: I don’t understand why so much extended media tries to make Darth Vader seem hyper competent or like some kind of schemer looking to unseat the Emperor when he spends ANH and RotJ totally subservient to said Emperor or Just Some Guy.
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Holiday schedule:
Dec 24th: Christmas Eve
Dec 25th: Christmas Day
Dec 26th - Dec 30th: Full Goblin Mode
Dec 24th: Christmas Eve
Dec 25th: Christmas Day
Dec 26th - Dec 30th: Full Goblin Mode
December 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Holiday schedule:
Dec 24th: Christmas Eve
Dec 25th: Christmas Day
Dec 26th - Dec 30th: Full Goblin Mode
Dec 24th: Christmas Eve
Dec 25th: Christmas Day
Dec 26th - Dec 30th: Full Goblin Mode
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
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POV: u posted a little joke on blue sky. com
December 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
POV: u posted a little joke on blue sky. com
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Happy Thanksgiving everybody! Let’s all take a moment to be thankful for the things that are truly important in life… mashed potatoes and scalloped potatoes and potatoes au gratin and tater tots and baked potatoes and sweet potatoes and also family or whatever idk
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Happy Thanksgiving everybody! Let’s all take a moment to be thankful for the things that are truly important in life… mashed potatoes and scalloped potatoes and potatoes au gratin and tater tots and baked potatoes and sweet potatoes and also family or whatever idk