CleanupHitter
@cleanuphitter.com
Sports betting, Las Vegas gambling, history, Texas, the '80s. Wish I didn't drift so much into politics... but, well, you know, life today.
CleanupHitter1 on the (former) bird site.
CleanupHitter1 on the (former) bird site.
Never change, aggy.
September 28, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Never change, aggy.
October came early this year.
September 27, 2026 at 3:06 AM
October came early this year.
Hingle McCringleberry says that was a tricky-tack penalty on Colin Simmons.
September 26, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Hingle McCringleberry says that was a tricky-tack penalty on Colin Simmons.
Stupid, stupid, stupid Longhorns.
September 26, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Stupid, stupid, stupid Longhorns.
Me, talking about the opening sequence of “The Rifleman.”
The best part of the show was the theme song, I checked out after it was over
September 25, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Me, talking about the opening sequence of “The Rifleman.”
Flipping through the channels and just came across “The Death of Stalin” right at the very start. Very funny AND a great preview of how things will go down when IT happens.
September 25, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Flipping through the channels and just came across “The Death of Stalin” right at the very start. Very funny AND a great preview of how things will go down when IT happens.
I’ve decided I’m fully on board the AL West being won with an 80-82 record. Let’s do this. Perfectly fitting for our Age of Enshittification.
September 24, 2026 at 11:57 AM
I’ve decided I’m fully on board the AL West being won with an 80-82 record. Let’s do this. Perfectly fitting for our Age of Enshittification.
You dogass Rangers.
September 24, 2026 at 2:25 AM
You dogass Rangers.
This motherfucker.
Source: President Trump will be attending Texas vs. Tennessee game https://www.kvue.com/article/sports/college/vols/vols-football/president-trump-will-be-attending-tennessee-vs-texas-game/51-29925e08-e9b9-46f4-a820-8ab488ff9e2f
Source: President Trump will be attending Texas vs. Tennessee game
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www.kvue.com
September 23, 2026 at 8:36 PM
This motherfucker.
aggy deserves this.
September 19, 2026 at 11:04 PM
aggy deserves this.
I, for one, will feel a little more secure knowing our troops are all sporting morning wood.
NEWS: The Pentagon has announced mandatory low-testosterone screenings for male troops 30 and older, including screening for symptoms such as “reduced libido, loss of spontaneous morning erections, erectile dysfunction,” and other symptoms.
September 19, 2026 at 1:13 AM
I, for one, will feel a little more secure knowing our troops are all sporting morning wood.
Wow. WOW!
What a comeback.
What a comeback.
September 13, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Wow. WOW!
What a comeback.
What a comeback.
Texas is Texasing.
September 13, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Texas is Texasing.
Here we see Ryan Wingo’s receiving mentor.
September 13, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Here we see Ryan Wingo’s receiving mentor.
Ted Cruz making his presence felt early.
September 13, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Ted Cruz making his presence felt early.
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Let me tell you about trying to be an obsessed baseball fan in the late 1980s, kat 😭
September 5, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Let me tell you about trying to be an obsessed baseball fan in the late 1980s, kat 😭
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Seventh-grade badass talking to his fifth-grade cousin.
If you're cool you carry a blade
August 24, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Seventh-grade badass talking to his fifth-grade cousin.
Yes, Ted Cruz. We need this. Please bedeck yourself in Ken Paxton apparel and show up grinning and posing at his events.
Ted Cruz is helping Ken Paxton in his race for U.S. Senate with a new TV ad attacking Democrat James Talarico.
Cruz-affiliated group spends nearly $2M on major ad buy to help Ken Paxton
Ted Cruz is helping Ken Paxton in his race for U.S. Senate with a new TV ad attacking Democrat James Talarico.
bit.ly
August 21, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Yes, Ted Cruz. We need this. Please bedeck yourself in Ken Paxton apparel and show up grinning and posing at his events.
Texas boy here. Just wanted to make sure all y’all live posting on #TOTP reruns know how much I enjoy following along. A lot of fun keeping up with all the comments.
August 21, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Texas boy here. Just wanted to make sure all y’all live posting on #TOTP reruns know how much I enjoy following along. A lot of fun keeping up with all the comments.
Least surprising news I’ve learned today: Natalie Harp was homeschooled.
Everything totally tracks.
Everything totally tracks.
August 20, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Least surprising news I’ve learned today: Natalie Harp was homeschooled.
Everything totally tracks.
Everything totally tracks.
I’m calling dibs on getting credit for coming up with “Rasputina.”
there have been multiple stories about how other white house insiders think she’s an insane weird cultist (even by their standards) and how they resent her rasputin hold on him, and ossoff raising her profile makes her a bigger internal target
August 18, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I’m calling dibs on getting credit for coming up with “Rasputina.”
I feel like I bear a share of the blame in this.
They're gone but I still have my cassettes.
They're gone but I still have my cassettes.
After 71 Years, Columbia House Closes for Good: The Mail-Order Giant That Defined a Generation Is Gone | Cord Cutters News
Columbia House, the long-running direct-to-consumer media retailer once famous for its mail-order music clubs, is set to shut down for good on September 15, 2026. After more than seven decades in oper...
cordcuttersnews.com
August 17, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I feel like I bear a share of the blame in this.
They're gone but I still have my cassettes.
They're gone but I still have my cassettes.
@kartoonistkelly.bsky.social over at @theonion.com having to put down his pen and start over on a brand-new cartoon, as Trump beats him to the punch with what he was working on for this week.
July 28, 2026 at 8:20 PM
@kartoonistkelly.bsky.social over at @theonion.com having to put down his pen and start over on a brand-new cartoon, as Trump beats him to the punch with what he was working on for this week.
Amusing myself by imagining this being exclaimed by a member of the Jamaican family from "In Living Color."
Ken Paxton has 15 homes…
FIFTEEN!
FIFTEEN!
July 28, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Amusing myself by imagining this being exclaimed by a member of the Jamaican family from "In Living Color."