Michael Clemons
@clemonsmichael.bsky.social
Running USA Dir. of Ops | Running Race Ops Leader | PhD in Educational Leadership, focused on research in the running space | NASSM Certified Fitness Instructor
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Still not over the iconic #LondonMarathon photos I got. No one needs to know how much I felt like hot garbage for the last 9 miles.
May 4, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Still not over the iconic #LondonMarathon photos I got. No one needs to know how much I felt like hot garbage for the last 9 miles.
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Kash Patel in 2023: “I’m just saying Chris Wray doesn’t need a government funded G5 jet to go to vacations. Maybe we ground that plane. $15,000 every time it takes off. Just a thought.”
November 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Kash Patel in 2023: “I’m just saying Chris Wray doesn’t need a government funded G5 jet to go to vacations. Maybe we ground that plane. $15,000 every time it takes off. Just a thought.”
Tiffany Pollard on The Traitors when?
January 17, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Tiffany Pollard on The Traitors when?
This reminds me of the time Mitch McConnell was confronted in Havana Rumba and someone threw his to-go box of food. And I'm here for it. More public humiliation of assholes, pls.
ICE agents left a Mexican restaurant in St. Paul, Minnesota, after patrons yelled at them to get out.
President Trump has threatened to invoke the Insurrection Act in Minnesota to quell protests over a recent federal immigration enforcement surge. https://wapo.st/4by8f1A
President Trump has threatened to invoke the Insurrection Act in Minnesota to quell protests over a recent federal immigration enforcement surge. https://wapo.st/4by8f1A
January 17, 2026 at 3:51 PM
This reminds me of the time Mitch McConnell was confronted in Havana Rumba and someone threw his to-go box of food. And I'm here for it. More public humiliation of assholes, pls.
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Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"
January 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"
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Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them
January 3, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them
Now I see how people can be so diehard Swifties bc that's exactly how I feel about Heated Rivalry.
January 1, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Now I see how people can be so diehard Swifties bc that's exactly how I feel about Heated Rivalry.
7.5 miles a day avg? Not too shabby.
December 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
7.5 miles a day avg? Not too shabby.
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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soooo my Chicagoans, has anyone else's neighborhood facebook group gone from desperately apolitical (regarding federal politics) to at least 40% about ICE/DHS activity and organizing against it? like it's hard to overstate this shift
October 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
soooo my Chicagoans, has anyone else's neighborhood facebook group gone from desperately apolitical (regarding federal politics) to at least 40% about ICE/DHS activity and organizing against it? like it's hard to overstate this shift
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the palpable hatred for ICE in every corner of the city is visible with very rudimentary graffiti and tags on every other block in chicago - it’s quite a thing of beauty to be this unified.
October 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
the palpable hatred for ICE in every corner of the city is visible with very rudimentary graffiti and tags on every other block in chicago - it’s quite a thing of beauty to be this unified.
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The photo:
The comments you will laugh at:
The comments you will laugh at:
October 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The photo:
The comments you will laugh at:
The comments you will laugh at:
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Brian Schatz: "This is not about money. There is enough money to bail out Argentina with $20b. There is enough money to purchase a brand new aircraft for $173m for Noem. There is enough money to renovate the WH ballroom. What there isn't enough money for under this Republican government is you."
October 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Brian Schatz: "This is not about money. There is enough money to bail out Argentina with $20b. There is enough money to purchase a brand new aircraft for $173m for Noem. There is enough money to renovate the WH ballroom. What there isn't enough money for under this Republican government is you."
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I don't think it's possible to come up with a better metaphor for Trump's presidency than him cheerfully flying a plane that dumps literal shit on America
October 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I don't think it's possible to come up with a better metaphor for Trump's presidency than him cheerfully flying a plane that dumps literal shit on America
54,371 runners crossed our finish line on Sunday. Lots of smiles. Lots of tears. Lots of vomit. Proud to have this crew by my side for another year as Finish Line Manager of the Bank of America Chicago Marathon. #chicagomarathon
October 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
54,371 runners crossed our finish line on Sunday. Lots of smiles. Lots of tears. Lots of vomit. Proud to have this crew by my side for another year as Finish Line Manager of the Bank of America Chicago Marathon. #chicagomarathon
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Congratulations to everyone running in the most beautiful urban marathon in America today! Hope and I crushed the 10 mile.
October 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Congratulations to everyone running in the most beautiful urban marathon in America today! Hope and I crushed the 10 mile.
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reading this statement trying to piece together what happened and, well
August 31, 2025 at 7:54 PM
reading this statement trying to piece together what happened and, well
Yes, this is exactly what happened. No lies detected.
Rudy Giuliani suffered severe injuries in a car accident last night, according to his spokesperson
September 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Yes, this is exactly what happened. No lies detected.
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Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker: "Mr. President, do not come to Chicago. You are neither wanted here nor needed here."
August 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker: "Mr. President, do not come to Chicago. You are neither wanted here nor needed here."
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KILMAR IN BALTIMORE: “Never lose hope. Promise me you’ll continue fight for freedom — not just for me, for everybody.”
He was just taken into ICE custody.
He was just taken into ICE custody.
August 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
KILMAR IN BALTIMORE: “Never lose hope. Promise me you’ll continue fight for freedom — not just for me, for everybody.”
He was just taken into ICE custody.
He was just taken into ICE custody.