Clify
@clify.bsky.social
Bluesky darling
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Clify
@clify.bsky.social
· Jan 31
A grape is like the globe, it's round but looks flat when you're standing on it
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If you start The Shining at the same time as Fleetwood Mac’s Rumours, you will not be able to hear the movie very well.
October 2, 2024 at 8:50 PM
If you start The Shining at the same time as Fleetwood Mac’s Rumours, you will not be able to hear the movie very well.
My oldest kid went to the homecoming dance with a date
September 30, 2026 at 12:41 AM
My oldest kid went to the homecoming dance with a date
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First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol
First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
October 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol
First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
On a work trip and this rental car has a karaoke app
September 23, 2026 at 2:35 AM
On a work trip and this rental car has a karaoke app
The longer you look at the sky, the more stars you see. It gives me hope.
September 13, 2026 at 6:58 AM
The longer you look at the sky, the more stars you see. It gives me hope.
Bad news, you're the 39th most influential bluesky account. Just missed the list.
September 12, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Bad news, you're the 39th most influential bluesky account. Just missed the list.
I didn't have my cheaters, couldn't read a label, and asked my daughter to read it to me. Later I'll be looking into houses at the villages
August 29, 2026 at 1:38 PM
I didn't have my cheaters, couldn't read a label, and asked my daughter to read it to me. Later I'll be looking into houses at the villages
People keep posting on the community page about a dog on the loose in town. Leave that dog alone. It's the best day of his life. He's doing adventures
August 26, 2026 at 1:45 PM
People keep posting on the community page about a dog on the loose in town. Leave that dog alone. It's the best day of his life. He's doing adventures
I think I'm ready to talk about bruno
August 25, 2026 at 10:54 AM
I think I'm ready to talk about bruno
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I slept funny (clown costume)
August 24, 2026 at 12:44 PM
I slept funny (clown costume)
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1 be born
2 create a million passwords
3 die
2 create a million passwords
3 die
August 17, 2026 at 12:27 AM
1 be born
2 create a million passwords
3 die
2 create a million passwords
3 die
1 be born
2 create a million passwords
3 die
2 create a million passwords
3 die
August 17, 2026 at 12:27 AM
1 be born
2 create a million passwords
3 die
2 create a million passwords
3 die
They should make an anti-fertilizer, something that slows down your yard
August 15, 2026 at 6:45 PM
They should make an anti-fertilizer, something that slows down your yard
If it's wrong to microwave things so long you can't eat them for 10 minutes then I will never be right
August 13, 2026 at 11:42 PM
If it's wrong to microwave things so long you can't eat them for 10 minutes then I will never be right
A bee just flew under the wall of this stall and flew around trying to land on me for a minute. I was really squirming around to avoid it. Now it's in the next stall over and I'm watching that guy's feet squirm.
August 12, 2026 at 6:00 PM
A bee just flew under the wall of this stall and flew around trying to land on me for a minute. I was really squirming around to avoid it. Now it's in the next stall over and I'm watching that guy's feet squirm.
Unfollowing the account who put something on my tl that I don't want to see
Happy Little Girl Kelly Eating
ALT: Happy Little Girl Kelly Eating
static.klipy.com
August 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Unfollowing the account who put something on my tl that I don't want to see
And in the 90s, god created dark beer. It was called amber bock and it was good
August 8, 2026 at 8:15 PM
And in the 90s, god created dark beer. It was called amber bock and it was good
Telling my 10yo she's unc and I think it's working
August 8, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Telling my 10yo she's unc and I think it's working
BK is preggers and has the rona, very unfortunate
which one of you FREAKS impregnated Burger King
August 7, 2026 at 10:19 PM
BK is preggers and has the rona, very unfortunate
Who's to say if bees knees are good or bad?
August 5, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Who's to say if bees knees are good or bad?
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the average american streams eight spider-man movies in their sleep each year
August 3, 2026 at 7:05 AM
the average american streams eight spider-man movies in their sleep each year
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I'm no expert, but I play one at work for money and they seem to go along with it.
August 1, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I'm no expert, but I play one at work for money and they seem to go along with it.
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What idiot called it a reply guy meltdown and not a bitter skeet symphony
July 31, 2026 at 9:07 AM
What idiot called it a reply guy meltdown and not a bitter skeet symphony