Aric Maiden
@clockworkfruit.bsky.social
Misanthropic autodidact.
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It’s a good day when you discover a forgotten pair of shorts at the bottom of the stack, AND THEY FIT. Miracles abound.
October 2, 2026 at 4:51 PM
It’s a good day when you discover a forgotten pair of shorts at the bottom of the stack, AND THEY FIT. Miracles abound.
How long before someone names their first kid Kalshi because “that’s how they made their nut”?
October 1, 2026 at 8:32 PM
How long before someone names their first kid Kalshi because “that’s how they made their nut”?
ODDUMN crept up from the FRONT and STILL jump-scared me. The horrors come fast and unexpectedly these days…. In recognition of the chaotic, surreal terror of 2026—and because I need a season with fewer self-imposed obligations— 1/2
#Horror #Halloween
List: boxd.it/X8S2I
#Horror #Halloween
List: boxd.it/X8S2I
September 8, 2026 at 1:35 AM
ODDUMN crept up from the FRONT and STILL jump-scared me. The horrors come fast and unexpectedly these days…. In recognition of the chaotic, surreal terror of 2026—and because I need a season with fewer self-imposed obligations— 1/2
#Horror #Halloween
List: boxd.it/X8S2I
#Horror #Halloween
List: boxd.it/X8S2I
The best way to celebrate America's 250th is by celebrating the greatest woman it ever produced, #Madonna. An #American Dream come true, she moved to NYC with nothing and molded herself into one of the most successful people in history. #COADF2 releasing this weekend is no accident. #ConfessionsII
July 5, 2026 at 11:20 PM
The best way to celebrate America's 250th is by celebrating the greatest woman it ever produced, #Madonna. An #American Dream come true, she moved to NYC with nothing and molded herself into one of the most successful people in history. #COADF2 releasing this weekend is no accident. #ConfessionsII
Putting it inside me right now. If she's in charge, and she treats me like a child, I will let myself go wild. School is in session. #Madonna #ConfessionsII
July 5, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Putting it inside me right now. If she's in charge, and she treats me like a child, I will let myself go wild. School is in session. #Madonna #ConfessionsII
Reflecting Pool #cocktails I made for 3rd of July taco night. No ducks were harmed in the making of these drinks.
July 4, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Reflecting Pool #cocktails I made for 3rd of July taco night. No ducks were harmed in the making of these drinks.
July 4, 2026 at 10:51 PM
This is not what the subtitles say, but this is what I heard. Motha asks us all to be reborn! #Madonna #Confessions2 #COADF2 #GoodForTheSoul #ConfessionsFilm #Pride #ConfessionsII
June 9, 2026 at 12:56 AM
This is not what the subtitles say, but this is what I heard. Motha asks us all to be reborn! #Madonna #Confessions2 #COADF2 #GoodForTheSoul #ConfessionsFilm #Pride #ConfessionsII
After the characterizations I’d just seen over the past hour and 50 minutes, it is absolutely hysterical that this is the Norwegian word for “The End”. #TheUglyStepsister
March 6, 2026 at 9:52 PM
After the characterizations I’d just seen over the past hour and 50 minutes, it is absolutely hysterical that this is the Norwegian word for “The End”. #TheUglyStepsister
Last year I had #DevonSawa and Eugene Clark sign #Valentine’s cards for me at a convention. So I can pretend I have admirers this year lol. #Horror
February 15, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Last year I had #DevonSawa and Eugene Clark sign #Valentine’s cards for me at a convention. So I can pretend I have admirers this year lol. #Horror
Beginning the final 3-movie #Scream marathon to prepare for #Scream7 and our model is now showcasing the house original Gale Weathers, a variation on a Dark 'n Stormy #cocktail. Darker, stormier. If this is your hair-of-the-dog the next day, I promise that hair doesn't have bangs.
February 14, 2026 at 1:42 AM
February 10, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Even #KylieMinogue being all cute and cuddly "dressed down" in jeans and t-shirt is LUXE. This “t-shirt” is $160, lol.
www.bloomingdales.com/shop/product...
www.bloomingdales.com/shop/product...
February 7, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Even #KylieMinogue being all cute and cuddly "dressed down" in jeans and t-shirt is LUXE. This “t-shirt” is $160, lol.
www.bloomingdales.com/shop/product...
www.bloomingdales.com/shop/product...
Quite neatly sums up modern conservative ideologies.
January 16, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Quite neatly sums up modern conservative ideologies.
Sat for a movie about the fall of civilization called #Greenland2. The topical associations are wild.
January 10, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Sat for a movie about the fall of civilization called #Greenland2. The topical associations are wild.
January 7, 2026 at 2:28 AM
#XMAS finally arrived so I could complete my wall! LOL, with just a few days to go. I am grateful to Rough Trade and Townsend though, for pushing hard on shipping to arrive within a standard deviation of #Christmas. (I also have the pink-white marble, but didn’t have room.) #Kylie #Vinyl
December 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
#XMAS finally arrived so I could complete my wall! LOL, with just a few days to go. I am grateful to Rough Trade and Townsend though, for pushing hard on shipping to arrive within a standard deviation of #Christmas. (I also have the pink-white marble, but didn’t have room.) #Kylie #Vinyl
The #1 movie when you were 10 is how your 2026 is going to go.
Buckle up y’all.
Buckle up y’all.
December 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 is how your 2026 is going to go.
Buckle up y’all.
Buckle up y’all.
Reposted by Aric Maiden
The #1 movie when you were 10 is how your 2026 is going to go.
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December 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 is how your 2026 is going to go.
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