Xan Humphrey
@cloutstrife1st.bsky.social
I'm just a man trying to stay afloat eh
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Got a call saying I'm 400k in debt or something
October 11, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Got a call saying I'm 400k in debt or something
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Notice how he doesn't want to atone for the now
I’m sorry to whichever one of you I wronged in a past life because what fucking Karma did I accumulate for god to make me a Commanders fan
October 11, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Notice how he doesn't want to atone for the now
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don’t make fun of me but one of the only movies I have on my pc is twilight and I want to practice Vegas so……….
October 11, 2026 at 9:06 PM
don’t make fun of me but one of the only movies I have on my pc is twilight and I want to practice Vegas so……….
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Kevin graham to a bunch of north ambrian orphans be like "can you pass the salt please"
October 11, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Kevin graham to a bunch of north ambrian orphans be like "can you pass the salt please"
Miss Williams if ya nasty has been stuck in my head for a week now
October 11, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Miss Williams if ya nasty has been stuck in my head for a week now
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the only IRS I support is Israel's Right to Suck my balls
October 11, 2026 at 6:57 PM
the only IRS I support is Israel's Right to Suck my balls
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Smiling, Unblinking Tom Cruise Just Wants To Know Why Nation Didn’t See ‘Digger’
Smiling, Unblinking Tom Cruise Just Wants To Know Why Nation Didn't See 'Digger'
WASHINGTON—Faced with a weekend of dismal ticket sales that ranked among the worst in the megastar’s career, a smiling, unblinking Tom Cruise calmly stated Monday that he just wanted to know why the n...
theonion.com
October 11, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Smiling, Unblinking Tom Cruise Just Wants To Know Why Nation Didn’t See ‘Digger’
new vlog
I’m Done With Pokemon (gg’s haters)
watch or quit like me
I’m Done With Pokemon (gg’s haters)
watch or quit like me
October 11, 2026 at 6:39 PM
new vlog
I’m Done With Pokemon (gg’s haters)
watch or quit like me
I’m Done With Pokemon (gg’s haters)
watch or quit like me
"Your princess is in another castle"
What's a moment that immediately wrecked whatever good will you had left for a story in a way it couldn't recover from?
October 11, 2026 at 3:29 PM
"Your princess is in another castle"
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It’s very funny how Scott and Thor got the weird caveat additions meanwhile that just Venom. TLDR should have been Flash
The goddess of thunder enters the fray!
Jane Foster becomes Thor and brings Mjolnir's power to #MARVELTokon: Fighting Souls!
Also introducing our first guest composer for her theme: the one and only Keiichi Okabe!
Coming in Winter 2027!
Jane Foster becomes Thor and brings Mjolnir's power to #MARVELTokon: Fighting Souls!
Also introducing our first guest composer for her theme: the one and only Keiichi Okabe!
Coming in Winter 2027!
October 11, 2026 at 2:48 PM
It’s very funny how Scott and Thor got the weird caveat additions meanwhile that just Venom. TLDR should have been Flash
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Jane Foster Thor is fine but also kinda a funny pick. Not a bad one I'm just surprised
October 11, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Jane Foster Thor is fine but also kinda a funny pick. Not a bad one I'm just surprised
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tomodachi life living the dream
March 29, 2026 at 2:12 PM
tomodachi life living the dream
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I need restaurants to stop with the AI food pictures please.
October 11, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I need restaurants to stop with the AI food pictures please.
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shinji is not playable in sonic crossworlds racing because unfortunately it's funnier for him to be suffering and fighting angels by himself while asuka and rei are having a fun day with spongebob
October 11, 2026 at 3:51 AM
shinji is not playable in sonic crossworlds racing because unfortunately it's funnier for him to be suffering and fighting angels by himself while asuka and rei are having a fun day with spongebob
White people when you say you don't wanna see their ai generated video of a guy eating a truck or something
October 11, 2026 at 5:54 AM
White people when you say you don't wanna see their ai generated video of a guy eating a truck or something
Melatonin by Tinashe
October 11, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Melatonin by Tinashe
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if i crash into biddy blas
is you gon tell on me
is you gon tell on me
October 11, 2026 at 4:48 AM
if i crash into biddy blas
is you gon tell on me
is you gon tell on me
Boruto after the movie arc isn't interesting and Ikemoto's art doesn't help. Feel like the movie arc was good bc it was well based on the movie and everything I've heard since I dropped just feels like they lost the sauce. Thankfully the Minato manga was gas so I'm not worried about Shadow Rising
October 11, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Boruto after the movie arc isn't interesting and Ikemoto's art doesn't help. Feel like the movie arc was good bc it was well based on the movie and everything I've heard since I dropped just feels like they lost the sauce. Thankfully the Minato manga was gas so I'm not worried about Shadow Rising
How It feels to get Naruto super
October 11, 2026 at 5:08 AM
How It feels to get Naruto super
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re-uploading because I misspelled their name. I'm sorry Biddy Blas, you deserve so much better.
October 10, 2026 at 11:53 PM
re-uploading because I misspelled their name. I'm sorry Biddy Blas, you deserve so much better.
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