phage
@clubmoss.bsky.social
Playing some shows in Colorado the next few days, come thru
September 10, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Playing some shows in Colorado the next few days, come thru
Yeah i’ll take the rice and noodles and uh general tso’s chicken ummm and spicy bourbon chicken. Mind if i get some spocy bourbon chicken sauce on the rice? Yeah, like that. Perfect. Egg roll? Yeah, i’ll take one. Thanks. I’ll pay cash
September 1, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Yeah i’ll take the rice and noodles and uh general tso’s chicken ummm and spicy bourbon chicken. Mind if i get some spocy bourbon chicken sauce on the rice? Yeah, like that. Perfect. Egg roll? Yeah, i’ll take one. Thanks. I’ll pay cash
I have decided once again to delay complete destruction and turmoil because i got got home and saw my dog
August 28, 2026 at 4:24 AM
I have decided once again to delay complete destruction and turmoil because i got got home and saw my dog
I’m idly fingering your glyphs
August 27, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I’m idly fingering your glyphs
*guy struggling to stay positive* today i’m grateful for uhhhh clouds umm especially the wispy ones
August 26, 2026 at 11:43 PM
*guy struggling to stay positive* today i’m grateful for uhhhh clouds umm especially the wispy ones
As a dude i need to always be training for something
August 26, 2026 at 9:15 PM
As a dude i need to always be training for something
She does not think i should have to go to work. But she makes no plans for kibble to fill her bowl
August 26, 2026 at 11:37 AM
She does not think i should have to go to work. But she makes no plans for kibble to fill her bowl
I remember 2020 during lockdown when people were going to the hospital dying of covid and i lost the feeling in like half my body randomly one day, then went to the hospital to find i had shingles
August 25, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I remember 2020 during lockdown when people were going to the hospital dying of covid and i lost the feeling in like half my body randomly one day, then went to the hospital to find i had shingles
Unbelievably good youtu.be/kVzaq0RRYPQ?...
Isaiah Rashad: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
youtu.be
August 25, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Unbelievably good youtu.be/kVzaq0RRYPQ?...
No bro i swear this siren is different, she yearns for me. She isn’t like the others
August 25, 2026 at 11:27 AM
No bro i swear this siren is different, she yearns for me. She isn’t like the others
I could have been one of the most successful reptiles in all of Pangea with minimal effort
August 24, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I could have been one of the most successful reptiles in all of Pangea with minimal effort
Anyone got any issues with this?
August 24, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Anyone got any issues with this?
Is this still available?
August 24, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Is this still available?
Life feels like playing ball. But you don’t know what the ball looks like, whether you have it, what direction you go with it, how to score it, how the scoring system works, who is on the opposite team, who is on your team, if there even are teams or whether the ball even exists — but you better win
August 23, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Life feels like playing ball. But you don’t know what the ball looks like, whether you have it, what direction you go with it, how to score it, how the scoring system works, who is on the opposite team, who is on your team, if there even are teams or whether the ball even exists — but you better win
And so it begins. Stormlight Archive
August 23, 2026 at 1:45 AM
And so it begins. Stormlight Archive
Sending an email to your ecology professor from 10 years ago being like “do you remember me?” feels more embarrassing than texting your ex “hey”
August 21, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Sending an email to your ecology professor from 10 years ago being like “do you remember me?” feels more embarrassing than texting your ex “hey”
Not gonna apologize for slamming my car into your storefront. I won’t feel guilt or shame in a world where I lack free will. I didn’t choose for cars to be made, store walls to exist, or roads to have unpredictable turns. My actions are only reactions to the things outside of me. Not my fault
August 21, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Not gonna apologize for slamming my car into your storefront. I won’t feel guilt or shame in a world where I lack free will. I didn’t choose for cars to be made, store walls to exist, or roads to have unpredictable turns. My actions are only reactions to the things outside of me. Not my fault
You can actually crush an IPA and hot dog during intermission of an orchestra’s performance of Mozart and Vivaldi on a Summer night if you want to
August 20, 2026 at 1:56 AM
You can actually crush an IPA and hot dog during intermission of an orchestra’s performance of Mozart and Vivaldi on a Summer night if you want to
Wake up, laborers! Time to produce goods and services.
August 19, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Wake up, laborers! Time to produce goods and services.