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Clyde Machine
@clydemachine.com
VR personality, DJ, videomaker, fast sheepy. 🏎️
VRCA Presenter, Vket Gen1 Global Ambassador, covered by Resident Advisor, Pioneer, and more! #freeclyde

(he/him)

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Thank you Moonchaser! 🌌 Too many words for a tweet, so see below.

Thank you to Faerie for the incredible photo. 🧡
Powell2, poggies Fed.
+25bps hike, there may be hope yet for some sense in this world!
September 16, 2026 at 7:07 PM
True freedom as an artist is no longer caring or measuring "good"-ness of your art. There is no "did it right" or "did it wrong" if you did it for yourself or did it for the passion.
September 15, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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September 15, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Steam Frame waitlist up, good luck gamers. 🙏
September 14, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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September 13, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Thank you so much Kaleidosky!! 🧡 Wish I could've stayed through all the decades of the night but what I heard from the 1940s to the 1980s was amazing. I love to see creative challenge events like these, please do shows like this if you run a VR club!
September 13, 2026 at 7:04 AM
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@clydemachine.com playing 1960's music at Kaleidosky
September 13, 2026 at 3:37 AM
LIVE NOW!
September 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Your favourite old-timey salesman IS BACK! And now, he's got a radio show! 🎙️ (it's actually just a set but play along it'll be fun)

Big Ass Al will be playing at 8PM PT tonight (when this post is 8 hours old) at Kaleidosky for Decades Night, where each DJ takes one decade to mix! 💃🎶
September 12, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Thank you for not making 9/11 edgelord jokes around me today, I and others who grew up with that appreciate being spared the bullshit. I will be largely off socials today, will talk about the show tomorrow.
September 11, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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I’m actually losing my mind right now
September 10, 2026 at 2:41 AM
I had the unexpected situation where when running a meeting, I needed to say the equivalent of "belt to ass" in a work context, but I couldn't come up with an appropriate equivalent. I stumbled for so long (very uncharacteristic of me) they could tell I was tryna avoid saying something crass. XD
September 9, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I don't think one should be a leader on the world stage, nor run political negotiations, if you haven't gone through a full Civilization campaign. Not one of the easy games either.
September 9, 2026 at 5:33 PM
8PM PDT this Saturday Sept 12!
Something special. :)

I'll repost again later this week, tell you something more about what this is.
Kaleidosky brings you Decades night! Each hour will step through another decade of music!

21:00ET Senky 1940s
22:00ET Mercury 1950s
23:00ET Clyde Machine 1960s
24:00ET Tails the Fluffy 1970s
01:00ET Straggler 1980s
02:00ET TOMSUCK 1990s
03:00ET Yoru 2000s
04:00ET Ru 2010s
05:00ET Genki Afterparty
September 9, 2026 at 7:33 AM
I was gonna pull up and hang out but I am the sleepiest right now so no pull up no hang out I nap 🐑💤
September 5, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Update:

BUT - nowadays I talk more like Delaware/the West!
September 4, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Using just terms I grew up with rather than what I say today, and yep, ya got me! Right from the murder mitten! :D
September 4, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Mfw it's the weekend again.

📸: Avigyl
September 4, 2026 at 5:32 PM
@tulitulikettu.bsky.social Haaay aren't you that cool cat that was chatting nice things after the set last week? When I was sitting down and sore in the back of the club? :D
September 4, 2026 at 3:39 AM
🌒 RELIVE IT
🌘 The Moonchaser 2026 set is live now!!

It's been a long time since I felt like one of my sets was one of my absolute 'best', where I really sent it exactly the way I wanted the mix to be heard. This one brought it home.

Full set, full tracklist, link below. ☺️
September 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I am happy to have gotten some time with friends this weekend. You're all goofy and lovely. ☺️
September 2, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Another massive data leak from some ID verification place, and the records are being sold. Never have I felt *less* empowered to protect my privacy and freedoms. Like what can a person even do? Prevention was never an option, save for staying home always.
September 2, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Very happy to have recovered this much, first day since the weekend I've been able to stand without a chair or wall as a crutch. 🙃🙃🙃 Back pains finally calming down.
September 2, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Really glad that I don't do the music producer grind anymore (just make songs when inspired and for special occasions), but sometimes I do miss the vibe of cartesting a song for your friends and hyping each other up when you make something insane.
August 31, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Big thought: Cars are a thing you wear, like any other accessory.
August 31, 2026 at 2:56 AM