Coach Rusty
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Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
September 28, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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How did netflix know I would want to hear the intro song 100 decibels louder
September 28, 2026 at 4:27 PM
How did netflix know I would want to hear the intro song 100 decibels louder
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I thought I heard a dangerous animal rustling in the woods but fortunately it was just my elderly neighbor who’d fallen into her compost pile
September 27, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I thought I heard a dangerous animal rustling in the woods but fortunately it was just my elderly neighbor who’d fallen into her compost pile
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Imagine dying and getting to the river styx then seeing a QR code
September 28, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Imagine dying and getting to the river styx then seeing a QR code
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Flawed enough in photo, print and person to have never been accused of being AI
September 28, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Flawed enough in photo, print and person to have never been accused of being AI
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I could go to sleep but unfortunately I’m committed to making tomorrow worse for me and everyone involved
September 28, 2026 at 6:16 AM
I could go to sleep but unfortunately I’m committed to making tomorrow worse for me and everyone involved
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Fall is clearly the best season for nipples let’s not have this argument again
September 28, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Fall is clearly the best season for nipples let’s not have this argument again
Fall is clearly the best season for nipples let’s not have this argument again
September 28, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Fall is clearly the best season for nipples let’s not have this argument again
I thought I heard a dangerous animal rustling in the woods but fortunately it was just my elderly neighbor who’d fallen into her compost pile
September 27, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I thought I heard a dangerous animal rustling in the woods but fortunately it was just my elderly neighbor who’d fallen into her compost pile
the dog usually rides in the front seat except for when he’s pissed about something and then he sits in the back seat and acts like I’m his uber driver or some shit
September 27, 2026 at 8:56 PM
the dog usually rides in the front seat except for when he’s pissed about something and then he sits in the back seat and acts like I’m his uber driver or some shit
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(trying on new glasses) oh no the world is even clearer now
September 24, 2026 at 11:12 AM
(trying on new glasses) oh no the world is even clearer now
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A whisk is not a very good sex toy, if we’re being honest.
September 27, 2026 at 5:10 AM
A whisk is not a very good sex toy, if we’re being honest.
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I can’t be the only person who feels like I’m being held hostage when I answer a phone call
September 27, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I can’t be the only person who feels like I’m being held hostage when I answer a phone call
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Shitposting the gospel
September 26, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Shitposting the gospel
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HR says I need to stop referring to my coworkers as mortals. This feels like discrimination against high deities.
September 27, 2026 at 1:45 AM
HR says I need to stop referring to my coworkers as mortals. This feels like discrimination against high deities.
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Early Bluesky? Well you see once there was a dream…and then that dream died. But a few people stuck around fucking the corpse and ranking each other
September 25, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Early Bluesky? Well you see once there was a dream…and then that dream died. But a few people stuck around fucking the corpse and ranking each other
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okay but did you ever write a song so good they play the whole thing at your murder trial
September 25, 2026 at 7:04 PM
okay but did you ever write a song so good they play the whole thing at your murder trial
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Men would literally rather get matching armpit tattoos with their mistresses and write horrific cringey songs and go on trial for murder than go to therapy (or get a divorce)
September 25, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Men would literally rather get matching armpit tattoos with their mistresses and write horrific cringey songs and go on trial for murder than go to therapy (or get a divorce)
Early Bluesky? Well you see once there was a dream…and then that dream died. But a few people stuck around fucking the corpse and ranking each other
September 25, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Early Bluesky? Well you see once there was a dream…and then that dream died. But a few people stuck around fucking the corpse and ranking each other
okay but did you ever write a song so good they play the whole thing at your murder trial
September 25, 2026 at 7:04 PM
okay but did you ever write a song so good they play the whole thing at your murder trial
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they begged me to lay low until after the midterms but writing raps about affordability isn’t just something I can turn off
September 25, 2026 at 12:14 PM
they begged me to lay low until after the midterms but writing raps about affordability isn’t just something I can turn off
they begged me to lay low until after the midterms but writing raps about affordability isn’t just something I can turn off
September 25, 2026 at 12:14 PM
they begged me to lay low until after the midterms but writing raps about affordability isn’t just something I can turn off
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they said you can’t survive off chicken nuggets and chocolate milk and yet here I am alive as shit
September 24, 2026 at 9:41 PM
they said you can’t survive off chicken nuggets and chocolate milk and yet here I am alive as shit
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Microdosing Groundhog Day by coming to Bluesky every day just to repost the same 38 shitposters.
September 24, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Microdosing Groundhog Day by coming to Bluesky every day just to repost the same 38 shitposters.
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The only ring I’m ever putting on a man’s finger is my butthole.
September 24, 2026 at 11:51 PM
The only ring I’m ever putting on a man’s finger is my butthole.