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delaney | they/them | decolonial bimbo | indigenous media & journalism geek
opinions expressed are solely my own and do not express the views or opinions of my employer
delaney | they/them | decolonial bimbo | indigenous media & journalism geek
opinions expressed are solely my own and do not express the views or opinions of my employer
this is a beary good birthday gift
March 31, 2026 at 7:54 AM
this is a beary good birthday gift
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Putting on my scratched record to play what should be plainly obvious to everyone now. Rocketlab are just a part of the US war machine.
Rocket Lab wins record contract with US Department of War
The four‑year deal funds 20 hypersonic test flights using Haste rockets.
www.nzherald.co.nz
March 19, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Putting on my scratched record to play what should be plainly obvious to everyone now. Rocketlab are just a part of the US war machine.
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Hey, so, shitty news.
I have just had my contract terminated because of lack of available work. This is super a bummer, as I cannot afford to, y'know, live now.
Any leads on work-from-home transcription work much appreciated.
I have just had my contract terminated because of lack of available work. This is super a bummer, as I cannot afford to, y'know, live now.
Any leads on work-from-home transcription work much appreciated.
March 19, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Hey, so, shitty news.
I have just had my contract terminated because of lack of available work. This is super a bummer, as I cannot afford to, y'know, live now.
Any leads on work-from-home transcription work much appreciated.
I have just had my contract terminated because of lack of available work. This is super a bummer, as I cannot afford to, y'know, live now.
Any leads on work-from-home transcription work much appreciated.
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Let's not forget that Seymour called New Zealand's first Iranian born member of parliament, a woman whose parents fled the regime as dissidents, a "menace to freedom" resulting in her needing extra security as threats increased
He directed contributed to her being hounded out of public life
He directed contributed to her being hounded out of public life
February 28, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Let's not forget that Seymour called New Zealand's first Iranian born member of parliament, a woman whose parents fled the regime as dissidents, a "menace to freedom" resulting in her needing extra security as threats increased
He directed contributed to her being hounded out of public life
He directed contributed to her being hounded out of public life
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frantically trying to free my vape from under my bedsheet while wail tailing in my cookie monster pj pants like the fully grown adult 35 year old i am
February 15, 2026 at 4:16 AM
frantically trying to free my vape from under my bedsheet while wail tailing in my cookie monster pj pants like the fully grown adult 35 year old i am
boss realised our new roster change kicks in on her birthday so she has to start work at 0700 am on her bday.
i responded "girl, you did that to yourself"
how have i not been fired
i responded "girl, you did that to yourself"
how have i not been fired
February 12, 2026 at 11:07 PM
boss realised our new roster change kicks in on her birthday so she has to start work at 0700 am on her bday.
i responded "girl, you did that to yourself"
how have i not been fired
i responded "girl, you did that to yourself"
how have i not been fired
is it rude to hang up the teams call before the meeting organiser finishes their sentence telling you that you don't need to be there?
February 9, 2026 at 9:02 PM
is it rude to hang up the teams call before the meeting organiser finishes their sentence telling you that you don't need to be there?
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Called and spoke with Adobe customer support and the guy told me Adobe is discontinuing Animate because apparently the company can't think of any new features to add to the program and they feel it's gotten stale.
So they're just GETTING RID OF IT???
So they're just GETTING RID OF IT???
February 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Called and spoke with Adobe customer support and the guy told me Adobe is discontinuing Animate because apparently the company can't think of any new features to add to the program and they feel it's gotten stale.
So they're just GETTING RID OF IT???
So they're just GETTING RID OF IT???
i don’t just need an adult i need someone to parent me
February 3, 2026 at 12:04 AM
i don’t just need an adult i need someone to parent me
2 fun facts about mice:
1. mice have been observed performing CPR-like resuscitation on other mice.
2. they have also been observed acting as midwives for labouring mice. mice that have already given birth are best suited for the job, with higher rates of survival for both mama and pup.
1. mice have been observed performing CPR-like resuscitation on other mice.
2. they have also been observed acting as midwives for labouring mice. mice that have already given birth are best suited for the job, with higher rates of survival for both mama and pup.
February 2, 2026 at 6:31 AM
2 fun facts about mice:
1. mice have been observed performing CPR-like resuscitation on other mice.
2. they have also been observed acting as midwives for labouring mice. mice that have already given birth are best suited for the job, with higher rates of survival for both mama and pup.
1. mice have been observed performing CPR-like resuscitation on other mice.
2. they have also been observed acting as midwives for labouring mice. mice that have already given birth are best suited for the job, with higher rates of survival for both mama and pup.
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Next Thursday is the TENTH ANNIVERSARY of the "Waitangi dildo incident"
HOW WILL YOU BE CELEBRATING?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waitang...
HOW WILL YOU BE CELEBRATING?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waitang...
Waitangi dildo incident - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 27, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Next Thursday is the TENTH ANNIVERSARY of the "Waitangi dildo incident"
HOW WILL YOU BE CELEBRATING?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waitang...
HOW WILL YOU BE CELEBRATING?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waitang...
one thing i miss about twitter is scrolling through my own tweets and cracking up at how funny i am
January 11, 2026 at 7:06 PM
one thing i miss about twitter is scrolling through my own tweets and cracking up at how funny i am
seriously considering getting a moustache tattooed down my index finger to quash the gen z allegations
December 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
seriously considering getting a moustache tattooed down my index finger to quash the gen z allegations
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the television industry is held together by a bunch of short tempered, highly strung, overachieving nerds and gaffer tape
November 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
the television industry is held together by a bunch of short tempered, highly strung, overachieving nerds and gaffer tape
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TW: su*cide
GP: you’ve been on venlafaxine for quite a while now, do you feel like it’s working for you?
me: well i haven’t killed myself, so i guess so?
GP: *uncomfortable silence*
GP: you’ve been on venlafaxine for quite a while now, do you feel like it’s working for you?
me: well i haven’t killed myself, so i guess so?
GP: *uncomfortable silence*
October 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
TW: su*cide
GP: you’ve been on venlafaxine for quite a while now, do you feel like it’s working for you?
me: well i haven’t killed myself, so i guess so?
GP: *uncomfortable silence*
GP: you’ve been on venlafaxine for quite a while now, do you feel like it’s working for you?
me: well i haven’t killed myself, so i guess so?
GP: *uncomfortable silence*
figured it’s about time i updated my profile pic
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
figured it’s about time i updated my profile pic
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Hello guys i really need some #mutualaid
Please dont scroll past, your shares are appreciated
Please dont scroll past, your shares are appreciated
Hey peeps, im really struggling this month, ive had to change internet plans and getting the new one up and running is costly when youre poor.
Please consider donating or sharing. I didn't want to post this but this swap is eating every cent i have
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Please consider donating or sharing. I didn't want to post this but this swap is eating every cent i have
ko-fi.com/systemerror
Support Hiding from plagues
Support Hiding from plagues
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October 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Hello guys i really need some #mutualaid
Please dont scroll past, your shares are appreciated
Please dont scroll past, your shares are appreciated
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Over 2 million people across Italy have rallied in more than 100 cities for a one-day general strike.
2 million rally in Italy for Gaza as general strike halts key services
Over 2 million people across Italy have rallied in more than 100 cities for a one-day general strike.
bit.ly
October 4, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Over 2 million people across Italy have rallied in more than 100 cities for a one-day general strike.
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Influencers Are Being Paid $7K Per Post to Boost Pro-Israel Social Media Content truthout.org/articles/inf...
Influencers Are Being Paid $7K Per Post to Boost Pro-Israel Social Media Content
“We have to fight back. How do we fight back? Our influencers," said Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.
truthout.org
October 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Influencers Are Being Paid $7K Per Post to Boost Pro-Israel Social Media Content truthout.org/articles/inf...
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I've resisted the term "Ulsterification" cos it implies that NI's political culture is somehow un-British, rather than an entirely British weaponisation of Britishness, enabled and enacted by British interests.
But the PSNI boomeranging back to London to round up protesters is really something.
But the PSNI boomeranging back to London to round up protesters is really something.
BREAKING: Police Service of Northern Ireland (PSNI) arrest protestors in Trafalgar Square, London, for holding signs which say they oppose genocide and support Palestine Action.
October 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I've resisted the term "Ulsterification" cos it implies that NI's political culture is somehow un-British, rather than an entirely British weaponisation of Britishness, enabled and enacted by British interests.
But the PSNI boomeranging back to London to round up protesters is really something.
But the PSNI boomeranging back to London to round up protesters is really something.