Code Blue Memes
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the moment they start putting protein in the 0.9% i’m out
September 14, 2026 at 7:08 PM
the moment they start putting protein in the 0.9% i’m out
if the chat gpt they just put in EPIC doesn’t give me prompts for the best way to get my patient to leave AMA i’m quitting
September 14, 2026 at 1:14 AM
if the chat gpt they just put in EPIC doesn’t give me prompts for the best way to get my patient to leave AMA i’m quitting
if democrats win the election, I’ll give every single American a box of gloves from my hospital
September 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
if democrats win the election, I’ll give every single American a box of gloves from my hospital
i’m at the point in my career where not finding parking at my hospital is enough to make me call off
September 12, 2026 at 12:12 AM
i’m at the point in my career where not finding parking at my hospital is enough to make me call off
This is what my call list is like nowadays:
Potential Fraud
Suspected Spam
Suspected Telemarketer
Nursing Supervisor
Suspected Spam
Potential Fraud
Suspected Spam
Suspected Telemarketer
Nursing Supervisor
Suspected Spam
September 11, 2026 at 11:35 PM
This is what my call list is like nowadays:
Potential Fraud
Suspected Spam
Suspected Telemarketer
Nursing Supervisor
Suspected Spam
Potential Fraud
Suspected Spam
Suspected Telemarketer
Nursing Supervisor
Suspected Spam
using my overtime to teach ai how to cry in the storage room
September 11, 2026 at 11:28 PM
using my overtime to teach ai how to cry in the storage room
The kirkafication of my hospital is crazy because tell me why I just got a patient with a GSW to the neck on 9/10
September 11, 2026 at 1:30 AM
The kirkafication of my hospital is crazy because tell me why I just got a patient with a GSW to the neck on 9/10
You can fuck up big time letting someone know you can use the ultrasound to put in IVs
September 11, 2026 at 1:27 AM
You can fuck up big time letting someone know you can use the ultrasound to put in IVs
Shout out to all the trauma teams taking care of people getting kirked on Kirkiversary 🙏
September 10, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Shout out to all the trauma teams taking care of people getting kirked on Kirkiversary 🙏
Happy Kirkiversary to everyone except the guy that invented the call light
September 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Happy Kirkiversary to everyone except the guy that invented the call light
using ai to generate convincing arguments for why my patient should leave AMA
September 9, 2026 at 11:42 PM
using ai to generate convincing arguments for why my patient should leave AMA
if y’all make me charge nurse on Kirkiversary imma crash out
September 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
if y’all make me charge nurse on Kirkiversary imma crash out
When you tell med-surg you haven’t seen their bladder scanner
September 8, 2026 at 11:13 PM
When you tell med-surg you haven’t seen their bladder scanner
your rock bottom is pretty much just like working triage to me
September 8, 2026 at 11:09 PM
your rock bottom is pretty much just like working triage to me
When my patient says they don’t know what the pain med is called but it starts with the letter D
September 7, 2026 at 6:21 PM
When my patient says they don’t know what the pain med is called but it starts with the letter D
“we’re adding a new 37 question screening tool to the triage note”
September 7, 2026 at 6:16 PM
“we’re adding a new 37 question screening tool to the triage note”
Me to the floor nurse when I told them the patient must’ve had that BM in the elevator on the way up to their room from the ER
September 7, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Me to the floor nurse when I told them the patient must’ve had that BM in the elevator on the way up to their room from the ER
of course i counted the respirations
September 7, 2026 at 6:02 PM
of course i counted the respirations
So you fell on it and that’s how it got into your colon
September 7, 2026 at 5:58 PM
So you fell on it and that’s how it got into your colon
happy Labor Day to all, especially my fellow nurses working 12-hour shifts so American healthcare and insurance CEOs can make more in an hour than we do in a month. 🇺🇸🫡
September 7, 2026 at 5:50 PM
happy Labor Day to all, especially my fellow nurses working 12-hour shifts so American healthcare and insurance CEOs can make more in an hour than we do in a month. 🇺🇸🫡
i’m really easy to rage bait because why tf won’t you lift your arm when i try to put on your BP cuff
September 7, 2026 at 5:44 PM
i’m really easy to rage bait because why tf won’t you lift your arm when i try to put on your BP cuff
one of 7,000 recalled foods gives you diarrhea? no problem. we’ll replace those lost fluids with ✨fiberglass-contaminated saline✨
this is the worst timeline
this is the worst timeline
August 27, 2026 at 12:52 AM
one of 7,000 recalled foods gives you diarrhea? no problem. we’ll replace those lost fluids with ✨fiberglass-contaminated saline✨
this is the worst timeline
this is the worst timeline
all the nurses I know who refused to get the Covid vaccine are now injecting peptides they bought online
August 26, 2026 at 11:05 PM
all the nurses I know who refused to get the Covid vaccine are now injecting peptides they bought online
We’re floating you to med-surg
July 25, 2026 at 12:20 AM
We’re floating you to med-surg
“Can you multitask?” Yes actually I’m losing my mind and doing a 12-lead at the same time
July 25, 2026 at 12:16 AM
“Can you multitask?” Yes actually I’m losing my mind and doing a 12-lead at the same time