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@collapsemanager.bsky.social
Future former OBGYN physician.
Not your emotional support blonde.
This bio used to say, “Do not obey in advance”, but it’s now down to just “Nope.”
Not your emotional support blonde.
This bio used to say, “Do not obey in advance”, but it’s now down to just “Nope.”
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Another day where it is probably wise to remember that how your government treats immigrants is how they would treat you given the opportunity
September 14, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Another day where it is probably wise to remember that how your government treats immigrants is how they would treat you given the opportunity
Behold an upside-down Noodle.
September 12, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Behold an upside-down Noodle.
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nightmare fuel
nightmare fuel
I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing .
Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.
media.tenor.com
September 8, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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nightmare fuel
nightmare fuel
Might be the one where I had to milk rats for a grad student’s thesis.
Happy labor day (USA). What's one of the oddest paid job you've had? Mine was probably as a reader for a medical professor at Rutgers, whose eyes were failing. I read him many academic texts, as well as Samuel Butler's "The Way of All Flesh."
September 8, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Might be the one where I had to milk rats for a grad student’s thesis.
“A family annihilator presidency”
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i think right now he is genuinely fixated on adding new american territory as the brass ring, the thing they'll never be able to take away from his memory
i also think he can't make it happen
so as 2029 approaches we are going to more and more see a family annihilator presidency
i also think he can't make it happen
so as 2029 approaches we are going to more and more see a family annihilator presidency
September 7, 2026 at 2:09 PM
“A family annihilator presidency”
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Watching Furious, blown away by the lead actors.
Must quibble, however, with Catherine’s weapon of choice. AFAIK there is no injectable sedative that, stabbed randomly thru trousers into thigh, would immediately incapacitate a large adult.
Must quibble, however, with Catherine’s weapon of choice. AFAIK there is no injectable sedative that, stabbed randomly thru trousers into thigh, would immediately incapacitate a large adult.
September 7, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Watching Furious, blown away by the lead actors.
Must quibble, however, with Catherine’s weapon of choice. AFAIK there is no injectable sedative that, stabbed randomly thru trousers into thigh, would immediately incapacitate a large adult.
Must quibble, however, with Catherine’s weapon of choice. AFAIK there is no injectable sedative that, stabbed randomly thru trousers into thigh, would immediately incapacitate a large adult.
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If you are online generally but on X or Meta specifically, and your bullshit shields aren't up and set to maximum then you're on your way to Rubeland. We've all stumbled but oh man; be so careful or you are going to buy so many bags of magic beans and spend so time waiting for a beanstalk.
September 6, 2026 at 12:16 PM
If you are online generally but on X or Meta specifically, and your bullshit shields aren't up and set to maximum then you're on your way to Rubeland. We've all stumbled but oh man; be so careful or you are going to buy so many bags of magic beans and spend so time waiting for a beanstalk.
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“That’s all anybody can do right now. Live. Hold out. Survive. I don’t know whether good times are coming back again. But I know that won’t matter if we don’t survive these times.”
-Octavia E. Butler, Parable of the Sower
-Octavia E. Butler, Parable of the Sower
September 3, 2026 at 1:54 PM
“That’s all anybody can do right now. Live. Hold out. Survive. I don’t know whether good times are coming back again. But I know that won’t matter if we don’t survive these times.”
-Octavia E. Butler, Parable of the Sower
-Octavia E. Butler, Parable of the Sower
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Mitch McConnell is the official ghost of the Capitol. Any appearance should be regarded as a haunting.
September 2, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Mitch McConnell is the official ghost of the Capitol. Any appearance should be regarded as a haunting.
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It’s Nice To Be Disliked By One Of Those
September 1, 2026 at 1:20 AM
It’s Nice To Be Disliked By One Of Those
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They‘d better name the bill that enlarges SCOTUS something like the Rebuilding Our Broken Executive Requires Thirteen Supremes Act, so we can call it the ROBERTS Court, not the Roberts Court, and immortalize the epic overreach and its costs.
(I tried to make ALITO work, but failed.)
(I tried to make ALITO work, but failed.)
August 31, 2026 at 1:18 PM
They‘d better name the bill that enlarges SCOTUS something like the Rebuilding Our Broken Executive Requires Thirteen Supremes Act, so we can call it the ROBERTS Court, not the Roberts Court, and immortalize the epic overreach and its costs.
(I tried to make ALITO work, but failed.)
(I tried to make ALITO work, but failed.)
Come November we need more than a clean sweep. Think front loader, not broom.
August 31, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Come November we need more than a clean sweep. Think front loader, not broom.
Thanks, MapQuest!
August 30, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Thanks, MapQuest!
This cherry tomato survived a trip through the washing machine. Unscathed. On the delicates cycle (and not even in a mesh bag.)
August 30, 2026 at 12:59 AM
This cherry tomato survived a trip through the washing machine. Unscathed. On the delicates cycle (and not even in a mesh bag.)
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what if Canada just declared this America's flag, and started using it on their literature and websites
August 29, 2026 at 11:55 PM
what if Canada just declared this America's flag, and started using it on their literature and websites
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I live in a country where I do not trust half the population. Canadians should definitely not trust them. i can only apologize on behalf of Democratic voters for the folly of Republicans. God speed, Canada. You are the true leader of the free world now.
Star Editorial Board: We cannot assume Americans will make better choices in future elections. We cannot count on things going back to the way they were.
August 28, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I live in a country where I do not trust half the population. Canadians should definitely not trust them. i can only apologize on behalf of Democratic voters for the folly of Republicans. God speed, Canada. You are the true leader of the free world now.
The only time I want to hear that voice is at his trial in The Hague.
August 28, 2026 at 11:59 AM
The only time I want to hear that voice is at his trial in The Hague.
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Highly recommend Nettle & Bone, by T. Kingfisher. A spare princess with an impossible task and an accumulation of motley companions.
August 26, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Highly recommend Nettle & Bone, by T. Kingfisher. A spare princess with an impossible task and an accumulation of motley companions.
There’s been a mistake. That was the wrong 80-year-old. This one was a blessing to the world.
August 25, 2026 at 6:37 PM
There’s been a mistake. That was the wrong 80-year-old. This one was a blessing to the world.
Velociraptor testing the fences
August 25, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Velociraptor testing the fences
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Cyndi Lauper, “She Bop”. And make sure you listen to the lyrics 💅
Name another song that mentions the word "She." 🎶
Written by Mick Jagger & Keith Richards and first recorded by the Rolling Stones as "Country Tonk" in March 1969, the single "Honky Tonk Women" hit #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 on August 23, 1969. The song became an international success,
Written by Mick Jagger & Keith Richards and first recorded by the Rolling Stones as "Country Tonk" in March 1969, the single "Honky Tonk Women" hit #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 on August 23, 1969. The song became an international success,
August 25, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Cyndi Lauper, “She Bop”. And make sure you listen to the lyrics 💅