Eric
@coloradobaobab.bsky.social
Consistently correct opinions
Yesterday I crossed paths with the International Taco Bell 50k Ultramarathon passing through my neighborhood. 31 miles, 10 stops at Taco Bell, mandatory menu requirements. A truly heroic endeavor tacobell50k.com
Taco Bell 50k
The world's most gastricly demanding ultramarathon
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October 4, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Yesterday I crossed paths with the International Taco Bell 50k Ultramarathon passing through my neighborhood. 31 miles, 10 stops at Taco Bell, mandatory menu requirements. A truly heroic endeavor tacobell50k.com
Raising revenue from people who choose to break the law and endanger people sounds like a good idea to me
That tickle you feel in your nether regions is Denver reaching into your pocket to balance its budget deficit. We got a hold of the city's plans to massively expand its traffic ticket camera system.
October 3, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Raising revenue from people who choose to break the law and endanger people sounds like a good idea to me
Lotta people shitting on Davis Webb but this is exactly how the Broncos first half offense looked last season
September 28, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Lotta people shitting on Davis Webb but this is exactly how the Broncos first half offense looked last season
Fine, I'll take the TV show rage bait:
1. Breaking Bad doesn't belong in the top 50
2. If Twin Peaks: The Return isn't top 10 it shouldn't be on the list at all
3. US Office ahead of UK Office is unserious
4. I'll happily defend Succession in the top 5
5. Daily Show and Colbert Report snubbed
1. Breaking Bad doesn't belong in the top 50
2. If Twin Peaks: The Return isn't top 10 it shouldn't be on the list at all
3. US Office ahead of UK Office is unserious
4. I'll happily defend Succession in the top 5
5. Daily Show and Colbert Report snubbed
September 25, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Fine, I'll take the TV show rage bait:
1. Breaking Bad doesn't belong in the top 50
2. If Twin Peaks: The Return isn't top 10 it shouldn't be on the list at all
3. US Office ahead of UK Office is unserious
4. I'll happily defend Succession in the top 5
5. Daily Show and Colbert Report snubbed
1. Breaking Bad doesn't belong in the top 50
2. If Twin Peaks: The Return isn't top 10 it shouldn't be on the list at all
3. US Office ahead of UK Office is unserious
4. I'll happily defend Succession in the top 5
5. Daily Show and Colbert Report snubbed
This is noticeably happening in our neighborhood in Denver 👇
One of the few good things about the drought this year is watching so many of my neighbors replace dying grass with native plants.
September 22, 2026 at 2:24 AM
This is noticeably happening in our neighborhood in Denver 👇
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we've never had much reason to articulate this before a.i., but a reason we enjoy literature, art, music, etc. is that we know it is one human mind trying to express something fundamentally human and otherwise inexpressible to another human mind
September 19, 2026 at 2:32 PM
we've never had much reason to articulate this before a.i., but a reason we enjoy literature, art, music, etc. is that we know it is one human mind trying to express something fundamentally human and otherwise inexpressible to another human mind
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Beavers are on the payroll in Colorado. 10 years ago, Brian Sullivan, head of Colorado Parks & Wildlife’s Wetlands for Wildlife grants program, saw 1 or 2 grant applications for beaver-related projects each year. Now about half the projects he processes involve them buff.ly/H2UtOf0
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Beavers Are Having a Moment
Long considered a nuisance, these furry construction experts are finally being appreciated for their role in healthy ecosystems.
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September 19, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Beavers are on the payroll in Colorado. 10 years ago, Brian Sullivan, head of Colorado Parks & Wildlife’s Wetlands for Wildlife grants program, saw 1 or 2 grant applications for beaver-related projects each year. Now about half the projects he processes involve them buff.ly/H2UtOf0
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What to do with a pound of habaneros?
August 22, 2026 at 4:59 PM
What to do with a pound of habaneros?
I tried not to overthink this
August 21, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I tried not to overthink this
When he was considered a rising Democratic star, my visceral, pre-cognitive reaction to John Edwards was "this guy's a scumbag"
What is the most vindicated you have be ever been for a hot take
August 13, 2026 at 10:42 PM
When he was considered a rising Democratic star, my visceral, pre-cognitive reaction to John Edwards was "this guy's a scumbag"
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I mean look, it's entirely up to the Broncos to convince the city that they'll follow through on it, but this would be a top-5 land-use outcome for a major pro sports stadium built this century.
August 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I mean look, it's entirely up to the Broncos to convince the city that they'll follow through on it, but this would be a top-5 land-use outcome for a major pro sports stadium built this century.
They shoulda had that brass quintet play the Shakira song
July 19, 2026 at 7:02 PM
They shoulda had that brass quintet play the Shakira song
Shouldn’t the trophy at least look like a cup?
July 19, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Shouldn’t the trophy at least look like a cup?
Genius!
Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂
July 19, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Genius!
If Taco Bell has a warehouse full of potentially contaminated crunch wrap supremes that they need someone to test, I’m prepared to do my patriotic duty www.cnbc.com/2026/07/17/c...
Taco Bell says it has removed lettuce linked to cyclosporiasis outbreak from its restaurants
Taco Bell, which the CDC linked to the cyclosporiasis outbreak, will likely recover soon from the health safety scare, according to analysts.
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July 18, 2026 at 9:26 PM
If Taco Bell has a warehouse full of potentially contaminated crunch wrap supremes that they need someone to test, I’m prepared to do my patriotic duty www.cnbc.com/2026/07/17/c...
There are no good billionaires
Carolina Hurricanes owner puts his entire family’s names on Stanley Cup over organization members www.sbnation.com/nhl/1122058/...
Carolina Hurricanes owner puts his entire family’s names on Stanley Cup over organization members
Gross.
www.sbnation.com
July 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
There are no good billionaires
If you're Gen X, you likely had the experience that a handful of albums are deeply carved into your brain because they were the cassette tapes that played over and over again in the family car. For my sisters and me, one of those was Bonnie Tyler's Faster Than the Speed of Night. RIP.
July 9, 2026 at 2:46 PM
If you're Gen X, you likely had the experience that a handful of albums are deeply carved into your brain because they were the cassette tapes that played over and over again in the family car. For my sisters and me, one of those was Bonnie Tyler's Faster Than the Speed of Night. RIP.
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do not start. with those sky booms. i don't like them. and you don't deserve them
July 4, 2026 at 10:07 PM
do not start. with those sky booms. i don't like them. and you don't deserve them
If Paraguay continues with the shithousery this crowd is going to revive the colonial Philadelphia tradition of throwing batteries
July 4, 2026 at 10:06 PM
If Paraguay continues with the shithousery this crowd is going to revive the colonial Philadelphia tradition of throwing batteries
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I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night.
"Good vibes"
"Good vibes"
July 4, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night.
"Good vibes"
"Good vibes"
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Great moments in U.S. History.
July 4, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Great moments in U.S. History.
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sorry, we're deciding this one by goals per capita
July 4, 2026 at 12:37 AM
sorry, we're deciding this one by goals per capita