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🍕Coltan “You Wanna Pizza Me” Compton🍕
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he/him. NerdfArtist. Certified Goober. DFTBA.
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🍕Coltan “You Wanna Pizza Me” Compton🍕 @coltanscolors.dftba.social · Mar 6
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Day 1: Pizza Friends
#NerdfArters
Illustration of a slice of cheese, a tomato, and a mushroom, all with glasses and mustaches. Each ingredient is in its own action pose: the cheese Naruto runs, the tomato wields melted cheese in its outstretched hands, and the mushroom does a karate kick.
October 1, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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How do I even caption this except: Pizzamas Furby
A digital illustration of a furby with a mustache and glasses. The furby has pieces of pepperoni stuck to it and next to it is an illustration of the insides, which is labelled with “pineapple on pizza enjoyment indicators”, “mouth-burning cheese lazers” and “left beef initialiser”. The image is overlaid with lights that spell “pizza”. There is a text box on the bottom right of the image which says: “Subject 011026. Initial findings - excessive pizza consumption leads to excessive mustache growth. Furbification so far irreversible. Danger: furby teeth bite aggressively!”
October 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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DFTBA telephone
DFTBA! written on the back of a series of envelopes
September 29, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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Didn’t know we were getting Master Hand and Crazy Hand on today’s Pizzamas video 👹
September 29, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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It’s here.
September 28, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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🍕One more sleep til Pizzamas! 🍕
In celebration of the most wonderful time of the year i give you:
👨🏻🍕The Pizza Johnt! 🍕👨🏻
(Johnt, Font👀)
The font is available on my Ko-Fi, but during Pizzamas if you reply with proof of pizzamas purchase/PIH donation, i’ll dm you it for free!
ko-fi.com/dftbarachel
the alphabet illustrated as gloopy slices of pepperoni pizza and a mustachioed john green-like character
September 27, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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I have MANY extra bookmarks from last night’s event, and would love to be able to share them with fellow nerds! If you would like a John Green x Andy Warhol Soup Can bookmark, feel free to DM me and I’d be happy to send you one ✨for free✨ in the mail!
Line up of bookmarks. Each book mark has a stack of three soup can designs inspired by the Andy Warhol painting, and the label for each soup can is one of six John Green book covers (Hollywood, Ending, Everything is TB, The Anthroprocene Reviewed, Turtles All the Way Down, The Fault in Our Stars, An Abundance of Katherines, Paper Towns, and Looking for Alaska).
September 26, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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Nerdfighters! I will be at @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social ‘s Hollywood, Ending tour stop in NC tomorrow, and will have many a soup can bookmark to share. Come find me if you’ll be there!
September 24, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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There’s a point at the end of the Metroid Ravenous trailer where Samus prepares to stomp an enemy while wearing her Metroid suit, and it reminded me of Rumi’s epic kick from KPop Demon Hunters. Behold, the Kpop Bounty Hunter 👾
Illustration of Samus wearing her Metroid suit in Rumi’s kick pose from Kpop Demon Hunters.
September 23, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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Olaf painting his woolly mammoths
September 23, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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I saw @ifycomedy.com in Raleigh last week, where he hilariously divulged seeking an autism diagnosis after delivering an hour-long monologue about the Fast and Furious franchise to a friend. This is inspired by that story and a later bit about how all special interests are really trains. 🚂
Illustration of characters from the Fast & Furious franchise as trains from Thomas the Tank Engine: Vin Diesel as Diesel, Tyrese Gibson as Gordon, and The Rock as Henry. Ify Nwadiwe looms over the trains. The left lens of his glasses is blue, while the right lens is green. “It’s all trains” written below the artwork.
September 22, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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Hi, my name is Arthur 🎩
Illustration of Arthur Morgan wearing a yellow top hat.
September 11, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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RETURN OF THE QUEEN! RETURN OF THE QUEEN!!!
September 9, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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Hank “My Mouth Feels so Clean!” Green 🧼
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Caricature of Hank Green’s face. GOOD is written on his front teeth, while STORE is written on soap bubbles pouring from his mouth.
September 8, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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Been on a Transformers kick lately 🤖🍕
Illustration of a red transformer with a mustache running while holding a pizza box with the Nerdfighter crest logo. In the background is the robot’s Cadillac-inspired vehicle mode. “DFTBA” is written on the car’s roof sign. “PIZZA” is in Transformers font above the drawing. “More than meets the pie!” is in handwritten-style text below.
September 5, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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🫡
Illustration of the face of John Green with a mustache formed by ominous clouds in the night sky and outlined by gnarled trees.
August 27, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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What better way to celebrate the 40th anniversary of Metroid and Transformers: The Movie with some crossover art!
Illustration of Samus Aran in her varia suit doing the Optimus Prime jump pose from Transformers: The Movie
August 24, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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Look what I found 🥺
The Fault in Our Stars movie ticket stub. 2:45 pm Tue 7/8/2014
August 17, 2026 at 5:08 AM
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Directed by WHO??
Coyote vs. Acme 2026 American film by Dave Green
August 14, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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Manhole II. 🐎
Hand drawn watercolor painting of John Green as Pizza John dressed as Arthur Morgan. Riding on his horse Manhole II, and Manhole II is also Pizza John.
August 12, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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Pizzawood, Ending
Illustration of John Green holding a slice of pizza while driving a pink 1950s convertible. In the background, each letter of the word PIZZA is placed on a hill, stylized like the Hollywood sign.
July 15, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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one of the oldest and most ubiquitous beauties of nature: the pizza john.
image of four different pizza john’s, a stylized design of john greens face. each john is a different color and has a different sunset background à la andy warhol’s sunset series
June 23, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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I heard there was a Star Fox game announcement or something 🤔🐸
coltanscolors.dftba.social 🍕Coltan “You Wanna Pizza Me” Compton🍕 @coltanscolors.dftba.social · Oct 29
Slippy Toad joins the fight against fascism!
Art of Slippy Toad from the Star Fox franchise striking a pose. In the background, an arwing speeds towards an Andross-esque floating head of Donald Trump, ready for the fight ahead!
May 7, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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dftbarachel.dftba.social
another weekend, another fun font project. i present: ✨The CrABC’s✨
🦀 *crab rave intensifies* 🦀
image of an illustration of the alphabet, only a silly crabs as is known the shape of each letter, at the bottom right is text that reads crABCs dftbarachel
May 4, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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Gross AI art? 🙂‍↔️
Gross human art? 🙂‍↕️
Illustration of “I’m a nunca slopper” text. “I’m a” is written in 8-bit style font. “Nunca” is made up of blocky letters with a 3D effect. “Slopper” is stylized as a continuous tongue extending from a mouth. Saliva drips from the tongue.
May 2, 2026 at 5:17 PM