Denise's other ex husband
@comepuppet.bsky.social
I have too many thoughts and no where to put them 😍
The hardest part of travelling is knowing everyone wants to fuck me
September 24, 2026 at 12:35 PM
The hardest part of travelling is knowing everyone wants to fuck me
I fucking love mash
September 21, 2026 at 10:26 AM
I fucking love mash
Depressed in bed with 4 pints of milk
August 8, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Depressed in bed with 4 pints of milk
Denise Denephews
July 5, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Denise Denephews
Some nepotism would go so hard rn
May 24, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Some nepotism would go so hard rn
Messaging a hospital radio to request a song:
Hi im on Clarence ward im about to die, can you play cool for the summer by Demi Lovato xx
Hi im on Clarence ward im about to die, can you play cool for the summer by Demi Lovato xx
May 19, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Messaging a hospital radio to request a song:
Hi im on Clarence ward im about to die, can you play cool for the summer by Demi Lovato xx
Hi im on Clarence ward im about to die, can you play cool for the summer by Demi Lovato xx
"Clean girl aesthetic" and its brushing your teeth
May 16, 2026 at 10:35 PM
"Clean girl aesthetic" and its brushing your teeth
I once got high and watched cat in the hat. Halfway through I had the most mind blowing epiphany and to this day I cant remember what it was. But when I remember prepare to be amazed
May 15, 2026 at 12:44 PM
I once got high and watched cat in the hat. Halfway through I had the most mind blowing epiphany and to this day I cant remember what it was. But when I remember prepare to be amazed
Clocking in at the miserable factory where I work my miserable job to make miserable money to live my miserable life
April 26, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Clocking in at the miserable factory where I work my miserable job to make miserable money to live my miserable life
PRAWN MAYO DONNA 😡😡
April 11, 2026 at 2:10 PM
PRAWN MAYO DONNA 😡😡
I truly have never experienced a sadness like this
April 2, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I truly have never experienced a sadness like this
I think im like this because I dont know how to not be like this
March 30, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I think im like this because I dont know how to not be like this
What if we spread worldwide misinformation about serious things to stop them.
For example if the road men catch on to the "fact" that blue razz lemonade will shrink it...what then?
For example if the road men catch on to the "fact" that blue razz lemonade will shrink it...what then?
March 30, 2026 at 12:53 PM
What if we spread worldwide misinformation about serious things to stop them.
For example if the road men catch on to the "fact" that blue razz lemonade will shrink it...what then?
For example if the road men catch on to the "fact" that blue razz lemonade will shrink it...what then?
Feeling: accomplished
Ready for work 🥰
Bring on the day
Ready for work 🥰
Bring on the day
March 23, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Feeling: accomplished
Ready for work 🥰
Bring on the day
Ready for work 🥰
Bring on the day
Gang whats the point of being alive
March 21, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Gang whats the point of being alive
Its so hard being gay
I asked my friend next door at costa to make me an iced matcha with extra vanilla.
I tried the drink in front of her, fucking banging...
I had to seriously seriously resist the instinct and urge to tell her she needs her pussy ate
I asked my friend next door at costa to make me an iced matcha with extra vanilla.
I tried the drink in front of her, fucking banging...
I had to seriously seriously resist the instinct and urge to tell her she needs her pussy ate
March 10, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Its so hard being gay
I asked my friend next door at costa to make me an iced matcha with extra vanilla.
I tried the drink in front of her, fucking banging...
I had to seriously seriously resist the instinct and urge to tell her she needs her pussy ate
I asked my friend next door at costa to make me an iced matcha with extra vanilla.
I tried the drink in front of her, fucking banging...
I had to seriously seriously resist the instinct and urge to tell her she needs her pussy ate
Clocked out from my 7 hour shift to cry on a nearby bench ##justgirlythings
March 3, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Clocked out from my 7 hour shift to cry on a nearby bench ##justgirlythings
Im not sure if life is worth living 🌚
February 26, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Im not sure if life is worth living 🌚
LIFE IS WORTH LIVING AGAIN 🌞
February 25, 2026 at 12:36 PM
LIFE IS WORTH LIVING AGAIN 🌞
Please god take away my back hair 🙏 I dont think it was meant for me 😓
February 21, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Please god take away my back hair 🙏 I dont think it was meant for me 😓
Get ya boyfriends out ladies I wanna see em 👹
February 14, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Get ya boyfriends out ladies I wanna see em 👹
Customer: do you have any cut oranges
Me: no we only do uncut oranges as god intended
Me: no we only do uncut oranges as god intended
February 11, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Customer: do you have any cut oranges
Me: no we only do uncut oranges as god intended
Me: no we only do uncut oranges as god intended
Sniff and slot machines
February 10, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Sniff and slot machines
I put woman deodorant on my left armpit and man deodorant on my right. Woke.
February 3, 2026 at 11:39 AM
I put woman deodorant on my left armpit and man deodorant on my right. Woke.
Im gonna poo myself
January 31, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Im gonna poo myself