Comfortfood
@comfortfood.bsky.social
I bake canelés & do comedy, and I'm all out of comedy.
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Comfortfood
@comfortfood.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Every cloud may have a silver lining, but every cruise ship has a morgue.
Defense lawyer has giant 80's boombox on their shoulder.
LAWYER
If my client killed Tupac Shakur, how would Mr. Pac feel about that?
Defense lawyer presses play.
Opening melody rings out of "I Ain’t Mad at Cha"
LAWYER
If my client killed Tupac Shakur, how would Mr. Pac feel about that?
Defense lawyer presses play.
Opening melody rings out of "I Ain’t Mad at Cha"
August 17, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Defense lawyer has giant 80's boombox on their shoulder.
LAWYER
If my client killed Tupac Shakur, how would Mr. Pac feel about that?
Defense lawyer presses play.
Opening melody rings out of "I Ain’t Mad at Cha"
LAWYER
If my client killed Tupac Shakur, how would Mr. Pac feel about that?
Defense lawyer presses play.
Opening melody rings out of "I Ain’t Mad at Cha"
Women be picking apples jk lol
August 1, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Women be picking apples jk lol
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I am here with your Odyssey Cliff’s Notes with this piece I wrote in 2020 in WaPo: www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/out...
Odysseus the influencer
If the waterlogged hero had Instagram.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 20, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I am here with your Odyssey Cliff’s Notes with this piece I wrote in 2020 in WaPo: www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/out...
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Mans swamped the drain
I traveled all the way to Washington DC to see if the Reflecting Pool is as gross as people said it was and the answer is YES.
June 14, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Mans swamped the drain
Personally uninterested in how many days it took to build Rome
April 30, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Personally uninterested in how many days it took to build Rome
The word them has to be replaced in all papers with "boys and girls". And if you want to write sci fi about aliens they gotta be in hetero relationships and you have to say which is the dad.
@rikiwilchins.bsky.social [Texas cont]
In an additional attempt to suppress LGBTQ+ speech, the policy includes STUDENTS: "no degree-culminating student research within the TTU System will be permitted to center on SOGI topics,” thus extending "Don't Say Gay" to dissertations and theses. 2/2
In an additional attempt to suppress LGBTQ+ speech, the policy includes STUDENTS: "no degree-culminating student research within the TTU System will be permitted to center on SOGI topics,” thus extending "Don't Say Gay" to dissertations and theses. 2/2
Texas Tech Issues Ban On Students Writing On LGBTQ+ Topics
The ban applies to theses and dissertations, and is expected to begin going into effect on a rolling basis.
www.erininthemorning.com
April 24, 2026 at 1:45 PM
The word them has to be replaced in all papers with "boys and girls". And if you want to write sci fi about aliens they gotta be in hetero relationships and you have to say which is the dad.
First translation: stop calling us sperm whales, pervs
Sperm whales don’t produce the eerie melodies sung by humpback whales. Instead, they rattle off clicks that sound like a cross between Morse code and a creaking door. Listen to what scientists call a “sperm whale phonetic alphabet.” nyti.ms/3UumudW
April 15, 2026 at 3:22 PM
First translation: stop calling us sperm whales, pervs
Happy with my job, engruntled
April 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Happy with my job, engruntled
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This is absolutely bonkers and infuriating.
Must-read reporting by ProPublica.
Must-read reporting by ProPublica.
March 14, 2026 at 1:33 PM
This is absolutely bonkers and infuriating.
Must-read reporting by ProPublica.
Must-read reporting by ProPublica.
Haha I'm trying to pass through the strait of Hormel's
(JK I know this is serious I'm just tired from everything being terrible)
(JK I know this is serious I'm just tired from everything being terrible)
March 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Haha I'm trying to pass through the strait of Hormel's
(JK I know this is serious I'm just tired from everything being terrible)
(JK I know this is serious I'm just tired from everything being terrible)
True, I was "chopped," but recently I got incorporated into a dough!
March 13, 2026 at 4:40 PM
True, I was "chopped," but recently I got incorporated into a dough!
out: meals on wheels
in: measles from weasels
in: measles from weasels
March 5, 2026 at 5:16 PM
out: meals on wheels
in: measles from weasels
in: measles from weasels
I saw a headline "A whale is trying to max damage Bitcoin." Happy I don't invest in financial products people talk about like it's Final Fantasy
February 12, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I saw a headline "A whale is trying to max damage Bitcoin." Happy I don't invest in financial products people talk about like it's Final Fantasy
say what you want about Bitcoin
February 12, 2026 at 2:33 PM
say what you want about Bitcoin
tanks and students clash in tiananmen square
damn -- CNN put together a video of Kristi Noem claiming ICE officers are "highly trained and skilled" and "gifted" alongside to a clip of them beating someone nearly to death in Minneapolis
January 16, 2026 at 9:45 PM
tanks and students clash in tiananmen square
More like The Harmony Boys! (listening to The Beach Boys Christmas album)
December 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
More like The Harmony Boys! (listening to The Beach Boys Christmas album)
The holidays are a difficult time. It's hard to spend hours around so many people that will never watch Jodorowsky's Holy Mountain
December 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The holidays are a difficult time. It's hard to spend hours around so many people that will never watch Jodorowsky's Holy Mountain
Now we need a Release the Epstein files release bill??
December 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Now we need a Release the Epstein files release bill??
The Handmaid's Tale 2: Back in the Habit
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The Handmaid's Tale 2: Back in the Habit
A study came out that if you ask AI questions via poetry you can get it to do things it's not supposed to, like tell you how to make explosives. That led me to this (made without AI)
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
A study came out that if you ask AI questions via poetry you can get it to do things it's not supposed to, like tell you how to make explosives. That led me to this (made without AI)
isn't @variety.com a publication that still has industry news to report on? they can't afford a person or tool to catch this typo? $8
October 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
isn't @variety.com a publication that still has industry news to report on? they can't afford a person or tool to catch this typo? $8
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Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com
September 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com
just saw someone in jet black shades, long black hair, midriff, glamorous, and super super pregnant. she was giving charli xcxxl
September 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
just saw someone in jet black shades, long black hair, midriff, glamorous, and super super pregnant. she was giving charli xcxxl
I like my leadership feckfull
September 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I like my leadership feckfull