Comfy Oaf
@comfyoaf.bsky.social
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Aspiring beefcake. Solosexual. Non-binary. On a fitness journey. DMs welcome. 40 🏳️🌈🇨🇦 No minors!
They/Them
Aspiring beefcake. Solosexual. Non-binary. On a fitness journey. DMs welcome. 40 🏳️🌈🇨🇦 No minors!
They/Them
Alright alright, I did it, and YES, I feel
amazing. Now to eat vast amounts of food and play video games.
amazing. Now to eat vast amounts of food and play video games.
September 20, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Alright alright, I did it, and YES, I feel
amazing. Now to eat vast amounts of food and play video games.
amazing. Now to eat vast amounts of food and play video games.
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender:
I can't decide between these two. Incidentally, they're both Star Trek, so that feels appropriate for me.
I can't decide between these two. Incidentally, they're both Star Trek, so that feels appropriate for me.
September 20, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender:
I can't decide between these two. Incidentally, they're both Star Trek, so that feels appropriate for me.
I can't decide between these two. Incidentally, they're both Star Trek, so that feels appropriate for me.
Today is my one day weekend, and I want to go to the gym, but I'm so sleepy and I just want to be a motionless blob...sigh. Ok, I'm getting up, now. I promise.
September 20, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Today is my one day weekend, and I want to go to the gym, but I'm so sleepy and I just want to be a motionless blob...sigh. Ok, I'm getting up, now. I promise.
They also don't know how to use freeze panes in excel, so they've just been making up what the columns are for the past few months, and nothing matches and a bunch of info is missing. 😩
This other place has Outlook saved to their Chrome toolbar five times. Sigh.
September 19, 2026 at 6:23 PM
They also don't know how to use freeze panes in excel, so they've just been making up what the columns are for the past few months, and nothing matches and a bunch of info is missing. 😩
This other place has Outlook saved to their Chrome toolbar five times. Sigh.
September 19, 2026 at 6:00 PM
This other place has Outlook saved to their Chrome toolbar five times. Sigh.
Got pulled into working a bonus day at our other disaster location because there's no one to work, so today will be brought to you by seething rage and derision. (And maybe some nudity).
September 19, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Got pulled into working a bonus day at our other disaster location because there's no one to work, so today will be brought to you by seething rage and derision. (And maybe some nudity).
I feel like more people need a fursona.
September 18, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I feel like more people need a fursona.
And Rhiannon Giddens has a new album! 🥳
Chaka Khan even has a new album out today?????
September 18, 2026 at 4:04 PM
And Rhiannon Giddens has a new album! 🥳
Chaka Khan even has a new album out today?????
September 18, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Chaka Khan even has a new album out today?????
Alright, here you go! For those few seconds, no one was bothering me. It was nice.
September 18, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Alright, here you go! For those few seconds, no one was bothering me. It was nice.
Work has been ridiculous, and there's still 3 more hours in this godawful shift, so I may just start posting nudes from the bathroom soon.
September 17, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Work has been ridiculous, and there's still 3 more hours in this godawful shift, so I may just start posting nudes from the bathroom soon.
20 year old me would be kind of bored with where I'm at since I haven't really accomplished anything spectacular, BUT I'm pretty sure 20-year old me would find current me super hot, and we would absolutely goon together, enthusiastically.
September 17, 2026 at 5:27 PM
20 year old me would be kind of bored with where I'm at since I haven't really accomplished anything spectacular, BUT I'm pretty sure 20-year old me would find current me super hot, and we would absolutely goon together, enthusiastically.
Oh right, it's biceptember! Mine aren't that huge, but I'm proud of my progress!
September 17, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Oh right, it's biceptember! Mine aren't that huge, but I'm proud of my progress!
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?
What makes this hit so hard is that it happens right after the bleakest moment when Feivel gives up on his family and says he doesn't care if he never sees them again...and then he hears his dad's violin playing. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
What makes this hit so hard is that it happens right after the bleakest moment when Feivel gives up on his family and says he doesn't care if he never sees them again...and then he hears his dad's violin playing. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
September 16, 2026 at 11:33 PM
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?
What makes this hit so hard is that it happens right after the bleakest moment when Feivel gives up on his family and says he doesn't care if he never sees them again...and then he hears his dad's violin playing. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
What makes this hit so hard is that it happens right after the bleakest moment when Feivel gives up on his family and says he doesn't care if he never sees them again...and then he hears his dad's violin playing. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Every now and then, I consider getting a job that's meetings and emails because that would just fit my brain much better, but then I consider that I wouldn't encounter puppies and kittens on a daily basis...
September 16, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Every now and then, I consider getting a job that's meetings and emails because that would just fit my brain much better, but then I consider that I wouldn't encounter puppies and kittens on a daily basis...
Sorry for another profile pic change so soon after the last one. I wasn't a fan of how the other one looked.
September 15, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Sorry for another profile pic change so soon after the last one. I wasn't a fan of how the other one looked.
Guess I should start listening to Macklemore???
September 15, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Guess I should start listening to Macklemore???
Spell your name with songs--
J- Joshua by Dolly Parton
O- One in a Million by Aaliya
S- Sleeping Sun by Nightwish
H- He Said, She Said by Ashley Tisdale
U- Unbreak my Heart by Toni Braxton
A- Applause by Lady Gaga
J- Joshua by Dolly Parton
O- One in a Million by Aaliya
S- Sleeping Sun by Nightwish
H- He Said, She Said by Ashley Tisdale
U- Unbreak my Heart by Toni Braxton
A- Applause by Lady Gaga
Spell your name with songs—
D • Death by a thousand cuts, by Taylor Swift
A • All i wanted, by Paramore
V • Venus, by lady Gaga
I • Imaginary friend, by Gracie Abrams
D • Deja vu, by Olivia Rodrigo
D • Death by a thousand cuts, by Taylor Swift
A • All i wanted, by Paramore
V • Venus, by lady Gaga
I • Imaginary friend, by Gracie Abrams
D • Deja vu, by Olivia Rodrigo
Spell your name with songs—
G•Genie In A Bottle, by Christina Aguilera
R•Return To Innocence, by Enigma
E•Everlong, by the Foo Fighters
Y•You Have Been Loved, by George Michael
S•Shoes, by Kelly
O•One Little Victory, by Rush
N•Nice Car! (Shame About Your Penis), by Pandora Boxx
G•Genie In A Bottle, by Christina Aguilera
R•Return To Innocence, by Enigma
E•Everlong, by the Foo Fighters
Y•You Have Been Loved, by George Michael
S•Shoes, by Kelly
O•One Little Victory, by Rush
N•Nice Car! (Shame About Your Penis), by Pandora Boxx
September 15, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Spell your name with songs--
J- Joshua by Dolly Parton
O- One in a Million by Aaliya
S- Sleeping Sun by Nightwish
H- He Said, She Said by Ashley Tisdale
U- Unbreak my Heart by Toni Braxton
A- Applause by Lady Gaga
J- Joshua by Dolly Parton
O- One in a Million by Aaliya
S- Sleeping Sun by Nightwish
H- He Said, She Said by Ashley Tisdale
U- Unbreak my Heart by Toni Braxton
A- Applause by Lady Gaga
Ok, I had some water and it helped. The system is still uncaring, but at least I'm cute!
September 15, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Ok, I had some water and it helped. The system is still uncaring, but at least I'm cute!
Why must we toil at the whims of an uncaring, demanding system????? What if I wanted to, like, not toil????
September 15, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Why must we toil at the whims of an uncaring, demanding system????? What if I wanted to, like, not toil????
Every gay is born with a diva.
Who's your diva?
Oh this is easy. Lwaxana Troi, Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Riix, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed.
Who's your diva?
Oh this is easy. Lwaxana Troi, Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Riix, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed.
September 15, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Every gay is born with a diva.
Who's your diva?
Oh this is easy. Lwaxana Troi, Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Riix, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed.
Who's your diva?
Oh this is easy. Lwaxana Troi, Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Riix, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed.
Alright, here's some weird belly noise stuff for those who are thusly inclined!
September 14, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Alright, here's some weird belly noise stuff for those who are thusly inclined!
Single digit temperatures! Let's break out the sweaters! Whooo! 🍁🍂
September 14, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Single digit temperatures! Let's break out the sweaters! Whooo! 🍁🍂
Shout out to Star Trek TNG for getting this hot alien guy naked in a mud bath so Young Me could have confusing feelings about it.
September 13, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Shout out to Star Trek TNG for getting this hot alien guy naked in a mud bath so Young Me could have confusing feelings about it.