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completeschmitt.bsky.social
@completeschmitt.bsky.social
gym rat, gaymer, cat mom, trophy wife 💖
they/he
atx bb
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you look so cute and smol down there 🥰
leg day, wink wink
June 26, 2026 at 7:39 PM
squeezing in a bb at-home day before therapy 🙂‍↕️😌💖
June 15, 2026 at 6:11 PM
need a throat 🙂‍↕️
June 8, 2026 at 3:32 PM
crush wants to eat me out, and i kinda think i should take the afternoon off 🤔
June 2, 2026 at 4:06 PM
new haircut, same old thot
May 28, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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probably shoulda rested today but my titties were sitting so nice 🥰🙂‍↕️
May 19, 2026 at 1:09 AM
probably shoulda rested today but my titties were sitting so nice 🥰🙂‍↕️
May 19, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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Let’s head to the locker room and find out.
May 6, 2026 at 5:47 PM
might be wearing a thong, might be wearing a jock, you’ll never know! 💖
May 6, 2026 at 5:44 PM
wish i could sit on all your gay little faces 🥰😘💖
May 1, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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We are approaching the precipice of no return

But Yay
April 30, 2026 at 6:36 PM
okay chat, two inch inseam, yay or nay?
April 30, 2026 at 6:33 PM
spent most of today in mild relationship crisis, but there’s been resolution and i can fiiiiinally smoke a bowl and chill tf out
April 28, 2026 at 3:32 AM
mood low, endorphins activated
April 23, 2026 at 4:06 PM
every man i have ever loved or dated for more than a couple weeks has worked in the health care industry, and i am ready to fall for a toxic starving artist already 😩
April 21, 2026 at 3:12 PM
morning pull day, rub down needed 😌
April 14, 2026 at 4:25 PM
just saw a top trying to charge his bottoms for gas, and absolute JAIL to every bottom who capitulates smh
April 9, 2026 at 10:24 PM
as a poly sagittarius, i’m always wanting to fall in love again 😌
April 9, 2026 at 8:50 PM
posting my ass again even tho she flopped yesterday 💖

literally and figuratively!
April 9, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Quote with (one of) your best ass shots

lowkey obsessed with this one. both my partners said the cheeks made a literal heart. 😍
April 8, 2026 at 9:44 PM
wondering if Congress would get off its ass to stop this madman ever and realizing the answer is an obvious fuck no 😩
April 7, 2026 at 5:57 PM
kinda wanna game but idk what i wanna play rn
April 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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chest day 💖
April 6, 2026 at 6:26 PM
chest day 💖
April 6, 2026 at 6:26 PM
happy easter sunday, bbs 💖 about to go make sure that he and they are both risen real good 😌
April 5, 2026 at 5:55 PM