Comptroller
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I have been going to shows for at least 30 years and what I saw Shearling just do is maybe one of the best goddamn things I’ve ever seen
September 17, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I have been going to shows for at least 30 years and what I saw Shearling just do is maybe one of the best goddamn things I’ve ever seen
You are at Knockdown because of Trainspotting. I am at Knockdown because of Batman and Robin. We are not the same
September 4, 2026 at 2:07 AM
You are at Knockdown because of Trainspotting. I am at Knockdown because of Batman and Robin. We are not the same
When I was a kid I believed the game of basketball should have a position called “hoopie” that was the only player allowed to kick the ball
July 4, 2026 at 2:55 PM
When I was a kid I believed the game of basketball should have a position called “hoopie” that was the only player allowed to kick the ball
I did The Hold Steady’s “Ask Her for Adderall” last night at karaoke and a table full of teenagers got up and left
January 25, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I did The Hold Steady’s “Ask Her for Adderall” last night at karaoke and a table full of teenagers got up and left
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i believe the photographer who is taking the photo is Christopher Katsarov of the Canadian Press, and here is his photo
January 11, 2026 at 8:18 PM
i believe the photographer who is taking the photo is Christopher Katsarov of the Canadian Press, and here is his photo
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I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
January 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
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Blows my mind that some of the same journalists who see Trump as a want-to-be dictator at home are earnestly discussing the "challenges" for this same man to "bring democracy" to a country it just illegal invaded. Please grow up.
January 3, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Blows my mind that some of the same journalists who see Trump as a want-to-be dictator at home are earnestly discussing the "challenges" for this same man to "bring democracy" to a country it just illegal invaded. Please grow up.
DAN SMITH WILL TEACH YOU GUITAR! I never learned guitar, maybe I should have, I don’t know. Seems like a lot of fun getting up there and just going for it. Really strong guys on bass and drums. Yngwie Malmsteen!
I bet Zohran just Remembered Some Guys with Trump. Crazy Eddie. Dr. Zizmor. Jacoby & Meyers.
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
DAN SMITH WILL TEACH YOU GUITAR! I never learned guitar, maybe I should have, I don’t know. Seems like a lot of fun getting up there and just going for it. Really strong guys on bass and drums. Yngwie Malmsteen!
Every day we get closer to the Torment Nexus
November 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Every day we get closer to the Torment Nexus
Overheard inside the line to exit the sold out Beta Band reunion show for The Three E.P.’s anniversary : “I think that the most famous thing they did is like this compilation of three E.P.’s they did called something like ‘The Three E.P.’s’”
November 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Overheard inside the line to exit the sold out Beta Band reunion show for The Three E.P.’s anniversary : “I think that the most famous thing they did is like this compilation of three E.P.’s they did called something like ‘The Three E.P.’s’”
Roku City has an Arby’s now. Recession indicator
October 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Roku City has an Arby’s now. Recession indicator
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100 years ago #OnThisDay, an extension of the IRT Flushing line opened with a new 111 Street station at Roosevelt Avenue in Corona, Queens. The debut of the IRT in Corona opened the area to vast commercial and residential development. This image shows Redbirds in service at the 111 Street station.
October 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
100 years ago #OnThisDay, an extension of the IRT Flushing line opened with a new 111 Street station at Roosevelt Avenue in Corona, Queens. The debut of the IRT in Corona opened the area to vast commercial and residential development. This image shows Redbirds in service at the 111 Street station.
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CARTOON/K_GONZO.GIF
October 12, 2025 at 11:20 AM
CARTOON/K_GONZO.GIF
Will Shortz, feeling himself
October 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Will Shortz, feeling himself
Doing a land acknowledgement for the return of pee and poo
August 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Doing a land acknowledgement for the return of pee and poo
I know this isn’t the point but high vis over full camo is so fucking funny
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I know this isn’t the point but high vis over full camo is so fucking funny
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been at the eric adams scavenger hunt all day. mostly we were in a crawlspace under a house in howard beach learning “how to out-hustle the rats.” not sure what this does for the campaign
August 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
been at the eric adams scavenger hunt all day. mostly we were in a crawlspace under a house in howard beach learning “how to out-hustle the rats.” not sure what this does for the campaign
System of a Down voice:
August 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
System of a Down voice:
Tool - Lateralus - 04 Mantra (2001)
Grace just sent this me this tok of a woman accidentally recording her cat in slow motions, and I am SOBBING from laughing so hard
August 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Tool - Lateralus - 04 Mantra (2001)
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I listen to this song 50 times a day as cope youtu.be/iOFKU_hwj2o
Sagat "Funk Dat"
YouTube video by maxirecords
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August 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I listen to this song 50 times a day as cope youtu.be/iOFKU_hwj2o
Gowron voice:
August 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Gowron voice:
