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conalm.bsky.social
conal 🇵🇸
@conalm.bsky.social
Just a silly irish boy in Leiden 🇳🇱

Music, running, festivals, gaming, alcohol, engineering

He/him


https://boxd.it/62mLx
https://open.spotify.com/user/mrcrotch
So when AI starts attacking humanity do you think It'll do it because it's just trained on stolen media so will just copy all the AI attacking humanity clichés since it can't come up with original thoughts?
September 22, 2026 at 9:33 AM
The Iggy pop version of China Girl is superior to the Bowie version
August 30, 2026 at 9:51 AM
I seen a younger person turn their neck to look around and I said, in full seriousness, "look how fast they can move their neck" 👴
August 26, 2026 at 7:05 AM
It's cool having a sister with a baby because you can say things like "ah I see Cillian is a fellow enjoyer of the tit" and everyone gets annoyed #funcle
August 3, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I'm in shock that tea and Coffee limits Iron absorption. No wonder I'm a dizzy cunt
August 3, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Matt Damon is a bit of a knob-throb when he strings that bow isn't he?
July 31, 2026 at 7:02 AM
The Strokes and Charlie xcx both released albums today. One is boring, uninspiring, generic and full of autotune and the other one is by Charlie xcx.
July 24, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Jonathan Department Store
July 23, 2026 at 5:32 PM
My 66 year old father is now known as "Kazoo" because that was his first Wordle guess a few months ago.
July 21, 2026 at 10:52 AM
If I was born into the 60s I feel like I'd be a Pirate radio guy
July 16, 2026 at 5:34 AM
I just found out the little girl from Outnumbered is now 25 and a tattoo artist. How does time dilate like this ?
July 14, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Sam Neil's death is a bad one. The only good thing to come out of Omagh
July 13, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Apparently a barber killed Ann with a comb:(
July 10, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I live in the Netherlands so I should support them for vibes. But Orange is an unsightly colour.
June 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I'm in so many world cup sweepstakes that I'm just happy to be involved
June 14, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Ban the internet
June 12, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Pj Harvey makes such good music it's insane
May 20, 2026 at 11:53 AM
A lot fucking happened in the last 10 years didn't it
May 15, 2026 at 2:17 PM
The computer games i play are closer to excel than to sonic
May 5, 2026 at 12:10 PM
I bet Frank Zappa would have some terrible takes today
May 5, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Happy Workers Day!
May 1, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Starting a new job today and I hope it's an April fool's prank
April 1, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Gen Z is about to be exposed to some of our most dogshit Millennial/Gen X Internet humour
March 20, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Looking st Irish humour I think being on an Island has made us odd cunts. It's class
March 20, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Watching live versions of Moya by Godspeed you black emperor On YouTube to demonstrate I can stay in my own lane for international women's day
March 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM