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Connor Heumiller (he/him)
@connorwriteshorror.bsky.social
Author of queer horror that gives voice to the voiceless and then turns those voices into screams of terror.

Find all my books and other socials here: https://linktr.ee/connorwriteshorror

No AI. Ever.
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My new slasher novel, Looney Lynda Darcey, is a blend of Friday the 13th brutality and Stranger Things weirdness. It's everything I love about horror and the slasher genre and it's available now! Check it out below! #Booksky
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How this vile practice is still legal in so many places is beyond me…
We really need to stop calling it "conversion therapy" and start using its true name: "mental torture for queer and trans kids".
October 22, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Finally finished Red Rising last night. Hated it. Moving on…
#Booksky
October 22, 2026 at 10:34 AM
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October 20, 2026 at 6:35 PM
How the hell did Helluva Boss manage to one up Poison for sexiest music video? #HelluvaBoss #DirtyBird #HazbinHotel
October 16, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Verizon…you cannot seriously be sending me a spam text telling me I get protection from spam texts? What the hell is this world?
October 14, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I have recently been consumed by this comic about gay mermaids. I read the whole series in 2 days and I need more of these two adorable disasters. #gaycomics #CastleSwimmers
October 14, 2026 at 2:39 PM
The only person in this country who should be publicly executed is the traitor president.
October 10, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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"this wouldn't have existed without AI anyway, it's not taking away any potential jobs or opportunities"

if you do not have the willingness or drive to make something without AI, then it shouldn't exist

AI is built off of stolen labor. Want art? Do or fund the labor.
October 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
First day of spooky scary time month! Check out my novels if you need some horror on your shelves and want it weird and queer! Just search Connor Heumiller wherever you get your books. Happy Halloween!
#Booksky #Authorsky #SpookySeason #Halloween #HorrorBooks
October 1, 2026 at 6:09 PM
It’s the first day of the spooky scary month! So if you’re looking for new spooky scary reads or just want something a little strange on your shelf, check out “Patient No. 8” and “Looney Lynda Darcey” available now everywhere!
#Booksky #Halloween #HorrorBooks #QueerHorror #Authorsky
October 1, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Like 90% of the worlds problems stem from unqualified adults with the mental and emotional capacity of children in positions of power never learning to handle criticism and/or taking all the wrong lessons from their failures.
September 30, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Yeah, no shit, McDonalds. Now if you’d just actually pay a crew member be available in the front and give service I could actually fucking get the help I need. #capitalismisafuckingnightmare
September 28, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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AP Stylebook warns against anthropomorphizing AI systems:

“Avoid language that gives them human characteristics… Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.”
September 24, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Looney Lynda Darcey, my queer feminist supernatural slasher novel, is available everywhere! It’s the perfect pick for this spooky season, praised by readers as “the perfect slasher!” Check the link in my bio for this one and all my books! #booksky #horror #slasher
September 24, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Maybe…just maybe…we shouldn’t be governed by people who stopped developing emotionally before they were out of middle school.
September 24, 2026 at 2:29 PM
This note from an alpha reader on my next novel, Influencer, killed me. Came at the end of the first intense and graphic scene so, I think I did a good job with that one lol. #writersky #booksky #horrorbooks
September 23, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Just got the email I’ve been dreading about my student loan payment plan changing. I need someone to either kill me or give me lots of money. I’m willing to do sexual favors for either.
September 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
When people ask me what inspires me as a writer, I never know if they’re asking me what other stories or books I use as inspiration or if they’re asking like philosophically why I wrote what I write. Like do you want “Nat Cassidy, Chuck Tingle, Stephen King” or “my childhood trauma?”
September 21, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Apparently, Meryl Streep playing Aslan in the new Narnia is gonna “destroy Christianity.” And all I can say is it’s about fucking time.
September 18, 2026 at 5:32 PM
With spooky season right around the corner, now seems a great time to remind everyone that all my queer horror books are available through all online booksellers! You can find more info about all my work at my Linktree here: linktr.ee/connorwrites...

#Booksky #Halloween #SpookySeason #HorrorBooks
connorwriteshorror Official: TikTok, Instagram | Linktree
Author of queer horror that gives voice to the voiceless in the form of screams of terror.
linktr.ee
September 17, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Getting back to writing after several weeks of off-time and vacation is crazy. Open up a doc and it’s like “ah, yes. My purpose. My reason for being. We’re back, baby!” #booksky #authorsky
September 15, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Kayak has to have the most out of touch marketing department ever. Right?
September 11, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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The brainrot on the dead bird app is a LOT, guys…
September 6, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Gotta signal boost this! Double Fine is promising to make Brutal Legend 2 is they make 100mil on their new kickstarter! Brutal Legend is one of my favorite games of all time and I need this to happen! #BrutalLegend #DoubleFine #Kickstarter #Gaming

www.kickstarter.com/projects/dou...
Amnesia Fortnight 2026, Indie Reboot
A Double Fine Productions Game Jam, Documentary, and Kickstarter Campaign
www.kickstarter.com
September 2, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I have officially read every book in Brandon Sanderson’s Cosmere (until Fires of December comes out). I am both complete and empty. I…I don’t know what to do with my life now. Send help. #booksky #cosmere #mistborn #stormlightarchives #brandonsanderson
August 30, 2026 at 4:28 PM