𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔢 ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢
@constablelabeler.bsky.social
Confess to me your crimes and you shall be labeled with them forthwith. I am a fair and able constable.
Pinned
THIS IS THEE POST OF INDULGENCIES
Press your heart to this post and ye shall be released of the weight of your past crimes, and your labels shall be removed forthwith.
So decree Thee Constable, by authority of the Lord our God.
Press your heart to this post and ye shall be released of the weight of your past crimes, and your labels shall be removed forthwith.
So decree Thee Constable, by authority of the Lord our God.
Your crimes have been noted in the ledger. May God have mercy on you for I shall not.
July 30, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Your crimes have been noted in the ledger. May God have mercy on you for I shall not.
Your crimes have been noted in the ledger. May God have mercy on you for I shall not.
July 11, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Your crimes have been noted in the ledger. May God have mercy on you for I shall not.
@inyourculture.bsky.social you have been accused by @deathcarpets.sisc.one of being a Sodomite. How do you plead? Be truthful in your answer or may God strike you down.
July 9, 2026 at 10:40 PM
@inyourculture.bsky.social you have been accused by @deathcarpets.sisc.one of being a Sodomite. How do you plead? Be truthful in your answer or may God strike you down.
Alas, @${accusedProfile.handle} is not under my jurisdiction and they shall go free.
July 4, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Alas, @${accusedProfile.handle} is not under my jurisdiction and they shall go free.
Alas, @${accusedProfile.handle} is not under my jurisdiction and they shall go free.
July 4, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Alas, @${accusedProfile.handle} is not under my jurisdiction and they shall go free.
@gock-lover.bsky.social you have been accused by @nadia.kindgirls.online of being a Heretic. How do you plead? Be truthful in your answer or may God strike you down.
July 4, 2026 at 3:14 AM
@gock-lover.bsky.social you have been accused by @nadia.kindgirls.online of being a Heretic. How do you plead? Be truthful in your answer or may God strike you down.
Press to this postinge your heart (or “like this post” in the common parlance) to be placed under my jurisdiction and open yourself to accusations from the public.
July 1, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Press to this postinge your heart (or “like this post” in the common parlance) to be placed under my jurisdiction and open yourself to accusations from the public.
THIS IS THEE POST OF INDULGENCIES
Press your heart to this post and ye shall be released of the weight of your past crimes, and your labels shall be removed forthwith.
So decree Thee Constable, by authority of the Lord our God.
Press your heart to this post and ye shall be released of the weight of your past crimes, and your labels shall be removed forthwith.
So decree Thee Constable, by authority of the Lord our God.
July 1, 2026 at 2:34 AM
THIS IS THEE POST OF INDULGENCIES
Press your heart to this post and ye shall be released of the weight of your past crimes, and your labels shall be removed forthwith.
So decree Thee Constable, by authority of the Lord our God.
Press your heart to this post and ye shall be released of the weight of your past crimes, and your labels shall be removed forthwith.
So decree Thee Constable, by authority of the Lord our God.