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Conteur Idaky
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Écrivain du net / Master Dungeon D&D débutant

"There is so many much to learn... You understand so little."

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春麗
Chun-Li
#StreetFighter
#ChunLi
September 30, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days Characters Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad Panel 1 Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house. Hannah's family is having dinner. Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good. Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient. Panel 2 Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them. Seth: Is it LOVE? Daryl's face remains emotionless. Panel 3 Daryl looks at Seth and responds. Daryl: Toasted sesame oil. Seth: Oh... Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything. Seth: Oh... Panel 4 Daryl looks away. Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed. Seth: I DID! Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours. Seth: NO! Daryl: Yes. Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone. Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
September 28, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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si c'était à Arago, à Victor Hugo ou autres lycées du centre parisien, ça tournerait en boucle

donc donnons de la visibilité à ce scandale

il est INACCEPTABLE de violenter ainsi la jeunesse
snesfsu93.bsky.social SNES-FSU 93 @snesfsu93.bsky.social · 11d
🔴 Ces images sont terrifiantes. Révoltantes. Lycée Suger (Saint-Denis), ce matin.
September 28, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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meme of an old man getting assaulted by another one with a knife old man : call the ambulance *old man puts out a gun* old man : but not for me
September 9, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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CRASH - Gator Days
CRASH - Gator Days Characters Gustopher - Alligator Son August - Alligator Dad Mewbert and Nougat - Pet Cats Panel 1 Setting - Gustopher's room at his desk. Gustopher is drawing something at his desk when he hears a loud crash. Mewbert jumps up at the sound with all her fur sticking out and back arched. Panel 2 Setting - The kitchen Gustopher has run to the kitchen to see what is wrong with Mewbert right behind him. August is standing dejectedly while looking down. Gustopher: DAD! What happened? Are there burglars? August: No. Panel 3 Gustopher excitedly tries to figure out what's going on. Gustopher: Did something explode? Did a car crash? Did the toilet- August interrupts before Gustopher finished. August: I dropped dinner. Panel 4 Gustopher looks down and only just notices the lasagna spread all over the floor and a broken casserole dish. Mewbert is by his feet staring at the wasted food and Nougat is doing the same by August. Gustopher: Oh... This is worse than I imagined. August: Yeah.
September 9, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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Summer Friends - Gator Days
Summer Friends - Gator Days Characters Gustopher - Alligator - An easily excitable boy who loves making friends. August's son. Terra - Seal - Her family is from out of town. She doesn't like sitting still and is always looking for something to do. Transcript Panel 1 Gustopher has just run into a girl he's never met before. She's holding a ball trying to find something to keep herself occupied and decides to see if Gustopher wants to play. Terra: Hey! I'm bored. Wanna play? Gustopher: YEAH! Panel 2 Terra and Gustopher begin tossing the ball back and forth while they talk. Terra: I'm Terra. My family is visiting my Grandpa. Gustopher: I'm Gustopher. Panel 3 Some time has gone by the sky is starting to turn yellow. Terra and Gustopher have been having a great time. Terra: My family leaves tomorrow. Want to play again next time? We come every summer. Gustopher: Sure! Panel 4 The sun is setting and it's starting to get dark. Terra is saying goodbye to Gustopher. Her ball is on the ground and will be forgotten. Terra: Time to go. Gustopher: Bye! See you next summer. Narration: And they never met again. This will be the only time Terra and Gustopher play together. While nothing particularly interesting happen, it's a memory that won't be forgotten.
August 7, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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J'ai toujours suivi le ZEvent de loin et y a toujours eu des petits drama çà et là. Mais putain, cette année ! Entre les conneries d'Anyme (pour pas changer), des streamers qui n'étaient là que pour la visibilité, les invités mascus et extrême droite...

Bien que ce soit le dernier Event, au final
September 7, 2026 at 4:50 AM
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Digital Life Lessons - Gator Days
Digital Life Lessons - Gator Days Characters Gustopher - Alligator Boy Olivia - Opossum Girl Panel 1 Setting - Gustopher's neighborhood while the sun is going down. Gustopher has a new device in his hand that he's showing off to Olivia. Gustopher: My dad gave me his old digital pet. Panel 2 Gustopher holds up the digital pet for Olivia to see. Gustopher: Take a look. Olivia: I just see a grave. The screen of the device shows a gravestone with a bare tree in the background. The dirt in front of it appears to be freshly dug. Panel 3 Gustopher panics slightly as he looks the device over. Olivia holds her hands together and doesn't seem to know what to say. Gustopher: WHAT! I just fed them! How could this happen? Panel 4 Gustopher: I'M NOT READY FOR THIS MUCH TRAUMA! Olivia just looks away sheepishly.
August 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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Dungeons and Good Guys - Gator Days
Dungeons and Good Guys - Gator Days Characters Xark Xide - Demon King - YOU DARE SEEK KNOWLEDGE OF XARK ZIDE THE DEMON KING!? Foolish mortal, you do not understand what you are getting yourself into. Very well, I shall bestow upon you one Xark Xide fact. Ahem, his favorite gift to receive are hand knitted stuffed animals. August - Alligator - A soft spoken single father who works in IT. Gustopher's dad. Liam - Capybara - A quiet and introspective boy. He enjoys writing and learning about things. Ember's older brother. Gustopher - Alligator - An easily excitable boy who loves making friends. August's son. Hannah - Goat - A highly competitive kid. She strives to be the best and to be helpful to others. Daryl and Seth's daughter. Olivia - Opossum - A child who is shy until she gets to know you. In reality she's rather mischievous and likes pranks. Polly's younger sister. Panel 1 A large demonic looking creature with glowing yellow eyes, green skin, and wings is talking to a group of adventurers. He has a malevolent smile and wears a peculiar golden crown with a purple liquid looking substance floating out of the top. Xark Xide: You have done well to get this far. Instead of crushing you, perhaps I should recruit you. Panel 2 We're shown that August is playing a table top board game with his son and his son's friends. The four kids are paying careful attention to every detail. August: The evil Xark Zide invites you to join his army. How do you respond? Hannah is thinking about this carefully. Panel 3 Gustopher speaks up first. Gustopher: Of course we'll say no, right? Right? Panel 4 Everyone is silent so Gustopher gets louder. Gustopher: RIGHT!? Hannah: Well... Gustopher: WE'RE THE GOOD GUYS! Hannah's glasses flash with a malevolent red light. Hannah: But this could be funny. Liam is taking notes.
August 12, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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J'ai essayé une fondue acheté dans le commerce. Plus jamais. Le mélange vin blanc et eau de vie avec le fromage, ça ne me réussit pas.
August 10, 2026 at 8:58 AM
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Y a l'écran de mon smartphone qui est train de se détacher dangereusement et je peux pas l'emmener en réparation avant lundi.

Joie...
August 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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August 6, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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It's Wednesday. You know what that means. #CAINAISSANCE2026 update for all DC Comics featuring a Cass appearance! Cass appears in one comic this week:

Batgirl #22
August 5, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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August 2, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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Faux dilemme
August 1, 2026 at 1:11 AM
conteuridaky.bsky.social
Moi : *S'en va regarder Spider-man BND au cinoche* Woohoo !

La caissière : Désolé, c'est complet.

Moi :
July 29, 2026 at 4:28 PM
conteuridaky.bsky.social
Devinez qui s'est frotté l'oeil avec un doigt qui avait encore un peu d'huile pimentée de sa pizza?

(Je souffre atrocement...)
July 25, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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July 23, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
July 22, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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It Glows - Gator Days
It Glows - Gator Days Characters Gustopher - Alligator - An easily excitable boy who loves making friends. August's son. Hannah - Goat - A highly competitive kid. She strives to be the best and to be helpful to others. Daryl and Seth's daughter. Liam - Capybara - A quiet and introspective boy. He enjoys writing and learning about things. Ember's older brother. Transcript Panel 1 Gustopher is showing off his new shirt to his friends. It has a big smiling face that's supposed to glow in the dark. Its eyes stare into your soul and the knowing smile reflects the terrible terrible secrets that it's learning about about you. Gustopher: Check out my new shirt. It glows in the dark. Panel 2 Gustopher and his friends have moved to the bathroom so they can turn off the lights and get a proper look at the shirt in the dark. The shirt continues to smile, it mocks the tragedy of the world with its perpetual grin. Hannah: Is it bright? Gustopher: Let's find out? Panel 3 The lights are off. Everyone looks down at the shirt so they might witness its brilliant glow. It is glowing, but it's faint and hard to see. The shirt continues to smile. It has witnessed the secrets of the universe and must smile to hide its sorrow. Panel 4 Liam: Is it doing anything? Gustopher: Just ruining my day. The shirt is satisfied with this series of events. Every disappointed child is one step closer to the glowpocolypse. The shirt smiles at the thought of that glorious day of glowmageddon.
July 22, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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Ma réaction devant la B.A de Avengers : Doomsday :
July 20, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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La France : Un pays qui vote Macron et Marine Le Pen n'arrive même pas à accéder à la troisème place au mondial.

L'Espagne : Un pays social-démocrate, qui vote à gauche, qui soutient la Palestine, qui refuse aux USA le droit d'utiliser leurs bases pour frapper l'Iran, devient championne du monde.
July 20, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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CDs don’t make you listen to 10 minutes of gambling ads before playing 3 songs.
theverge.com The Verge @theverge.com · Jul 17
16.3 million CDs were sold in the first half of 2026 in the US, a 16 percent increase year-over-year.
Why are people buying so many CDs?
Collectors, affordable prices, and big K-pop albums.
www.theverge.com
July 17, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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For real. #noai #art
July 17, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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Undefeatable - Gator Days
Undefeatable - Gator Days Characters Ember - Capybara - A LITTLE GIRL WHO LOVES SNACKS AND YELLS EVERYTHING! LIAM'S LITTLE SISTER! Bolero - Blue Frog - A little speaker of profound things. Some might call him weird. We all know he's deep. And weird. You can be deep and weird. Grace - Elephant - A shy little girl who likes to carry around a toy moth her grandpa gave her. Peggy and Monty - Mouse and Pig - Ember's surly schoolmates. Transcript Panel 1 Ember and her friends are having a water balloon fight and Ember is doing quite well. She has planted herself up on rock to declare her water balloon dominance. Her friends stare on with a combination of admiration and disdain. Ember is wearing a shirt that says "RETURN of SHIRT". It's the sequel to shirt that tries to get back to the origins of what made the original shirt so cherished. Ember: I RULE THIS ROCK! I WON'T LEAVE UNTIL I'M DEFEATED! Panel 2 Ember's face turns maniacal and she makes a declaration. Ember: AND I AM UNDEFEATABLE! Ember's Mom: Ember, your Snack is ready. Panel 3 Ember looks towards her mother. She is now forming a new clever plan. Panel 4 Ember turns towards Grace to let her in on her plan. Ember: GRACE, DEFEAT ME. Grace: Huh? Ember: PLEASE. I'M SO HUNGRY.
July 10, 2026 at 4:53 PM