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Ralphie the Rover
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Rise like Lions after slumber, in unvanquishable number.
Shake your chains to earth like dew. Which in sleep, had fallen on you.

Ye are many, they are few!
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Fella reunited with hero 🇺🇦
Have a nice Sunday.
May 3, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Capitalism 101
WE USED TO HAVE THIS! i worked for philips in the 90s. select Philips televisions featured SmartSound or automatic volume-leveling technology designed to normalize audio, specifically reducing the loud blare of commercials
May 4, 2026 at 7:43 AM
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I’m never a fan of sweeping generalisations but here we go:

Is if fair to say that most Manchester United fans recognise that Michael Carrick deserves a shot at the top job next season.

But most fans are also concerned about the prospect given his managerial experience to date?
May 4, 2026 at 6:57 AM
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This is more accurate than people realize.
May 3, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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I'm a big fat American cunt, with a big fat American CUNT'S face!

Call me cunt!
May 4, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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Aww, did I offend your own obnoxious sensibilities?

You pathetic yank, you 👍
May 4, 2026 at 1:08 AM
One more year Cas, please!!!

I know I slated you when you were fat, but so was I!!!

Now we're both slim, we could have beautiful babies an that if you want!

Please, just stay another year for Kobbie's benefit!! ❤️
May 3, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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Case loved this one.
You can see how much Kobbie's goal meant to everyone ❤️‍🔥

🤳 @Snapdragon x #ShotOnSnapdragon
May 3, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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I said on day one only the SS fired and shot one of their own , trump said he got hit with a high power bullet thats not a shotgun pellet
May 3, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Verstappen to do a Nico Rosberg-eque shithousery when he isn't handed the fastest car on the grid, in 5, 4, 3, 2....

And these flash-in the pans, have the fucking neck to compare themselves to the great title winners!

When Senna found himself in a slow car, did he retire?

Or did he race?
May 3, 2026 at 8:23 PM
If Mount were to leave at the end of this season....

He will have 'earned' £1,100/second for every second he actually played for us!
May 3, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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Not that I actually want answers in terms of accounts to follow, but who are you all following that hates the new regs so much? I feel like most people I follow either are at worst ambivalent towards them.
May 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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MANCHESTER UNITED DOUBLE LIVERPOOL!!!
May 3, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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I think this is a first. A travel advisory for the USA from Amnesty International for the #FIFAWorldCup2026.
www.amnestyusa.org/blog/2026-wo...
2026 World Cup Travel Advisory
Amnesty International and other organizations are issuing this travel advisory for visitors traveling to and within the U.S. for the 2026 FIFA Men’s World Cup.
www.amnestyusa.org
May 3, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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Google co-founder Sergey Brin — the third-richest man on the planet — is reportedly spending $57M to defeat California's proposed billionaire's tax.

So he and his fellow oligarchs can't afford a wealth tax, but they'll spend a fortune buying elections?

See the problem...
May 1, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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Imagine if every country had sanctioned Israel as soon as they began to expand their borders illegally.
May 1, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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In case you’re wondering, this is a real post.
May 1, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Useless yonner bastards! Fucking stay down for good this time!
May 1, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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🇷🇺 ‘Reform uk’ is a Ltd company, directed and funded from Russia (via tens of millions in Cryptocurrency)

🇷🇺 ‘Reform uk’ (formerly the brexit Party) was created for the purposes of destabilizing governance and society within the uk, as part of Putin’s hybrid war on western countries

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺😎
April 30, 2026 at 7:23 AM
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Star Trek: The Original Series

🙃
April 30, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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One thing Sadiq Khan isn't doing as Mayor is giving £100,000 of public money to someone he's shagging behind his wife's back under the guise of 'IT lessons'.
April 30, 2026 at 7:20 AM
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My solar panels were activated today!

Not only that, but they have been activated for only a few hours and are already making more power than I use and it’s been extremely cloudy and rainy out.

This was the best decision I ever made omg.
April 29, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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Fascist gobshites will never permit themselves, nor their opinions, to be debated by those they fear!

He is terrified of his true self being exposed to the daylight, like a vampire, he only operates in the murky underbelly half-lit by the half-wits who profess to be keepers of the British psyche!
April 29, 2026 at 11:44 AM