chaircrusher
@cornwarning.com
musician, retiree, writer, goofus
music: https://chaircrusher.com
writing: https://littlevillagemag.com/?s=%22Kent%20Williams%22
Rock over London, Rock On Chicago, Budweiser: King of Beers
#vcvrack #electronicmusic #house #techno #IDM #dubtechno
music: https://chaircrusher.com
writing: https://littlevillagemag.com/?s=%22Kent%20Williams%22
Rock over London, Rock On Chicago, Budweiser: King of Beers
#vcvrack #electronicmusic #house #techno #IDM #dubtechno
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chaircrusher
@cornwarning.com
· Jun 15
Being weird means never having to say you're sorry.
Spam email. Very ambient.
September 22, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Spam email. Very ambient.
Lauren Boebert denies she's bisexual? She's missing the point, being an out of control sex fiend is the most human thing about her.
She's positively fulminating with fake rage.
youtu.be/TbaDzk86bGY?...
She's positively fulminating with fake rage.
youtu.be/TbaDzk86bGY?...
'I’m not a lesbian…': Lauren Boebert speaks out on claims of 3 staffers' affairs & $200K payment
YouTube video by The Economic Times
youtu.be
September 22, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Lauren Boebert denies she's bisexual? She's missing the point, being an out of control sex fiend is the most human thing about her.
She's positively fulminating with fake rage.
youtu.be/TbaDzk86bGY?...
She's positively fulminating with fake rage.
youtu.be/TbaDzk86bGY?...
A thing that has never happened to me. I order it thusly: a black coffee with no room for cream.
Unicorn herding apparently makes some people testy
Unicorn herding apparently makes some people testy
ATTENTION! I drink my coffee without additives. No cream, no sugar, no frothy shit, no flavors. PLEASE when I order coffee from you stop putting crap in my coffee. I tell you no, I mean no. I don't care if other people put crap in their coffee, let them have it. Why is this such an ordeal?
September 22, 2026 at 6:23 PM
A thing that has never happened to me. I order it thusly: a black coffee with no room for cream.
Unicorn herding apparently makes some people testy
Unicorn herding apparently makes some people testy
Masculinity has always been defined by what idiots think it is. Only an idiot would think they could define it definitively.
The best kind of masculinity is the kind that doesn't give a fuck if you wear a tutu and have a beard because your daughter wants you to be a fairy princess.
Or if your son wants to be on the dance team, not baseball.
Men are not defined by what some idiot thinks is masculine.
Or if your son wants to be on the dance team, not baseball.
Men are not defined by what some idiot thinks is masculine.
September 22, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Masculinity has always been defined by what idiots think it is. Only an idiot would think they could define it definitively.
Young people have forgotten when songs were made up of different sections instead of just a repeating 4 bar loop of chord changes. Or maybe young people know better, and it's just Ed Sheeran caught in the 4 bar loop trap
The Ed Sheeran story has had one consequence - it makes those of us who grew up in the 1970s realise the superiority of our singer/songwriters.
Sheeran isn't on the same planet as Joni, Carole King, James Taylor, Elton, Cat Stevens, Nick Drake, S&G and countless others.
Sheeran isn't on the same planet as Joni, Carole King, James Taylor, Elton, Cat Stevens, Nick Drake, S&G and countless others.
September 22, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Young people have forgotten when songs were made up of different sections instead of just a repeating 4 bar loop of chord changes. Or maybe young people know better, and it's just Ed Sheeran caught in the 4 bar loop trap
That's Ned Flanders!
A “Swanson Slam.” Ron would be pleased. *Not pictured: Black coffee and a 16 oz ribeye steak.
September 22, 2026 at 3:49 PM
That's Ned Flanders!
When I worked in Surgical Intensive care in the 1980s, the chart page closet* became contaminated with antibiotic-resistant bacteria. It was the source of frequent secondary infections in immune-compromised patients.
They had to throw away $1000s of dollars worth of chart forms
They had to throw away $1000s of dollars worth of chart forms
Doctors have hand sanitizer everywhere, and then you see the doctor lick his finger to flip through your chart.
September 22, 2026 at 3:48 PM
When I worked in Surgical Intensive care in the 1980s, the chart page closet* became contaminated with antibiotic-resistant bacteria. It was the source of frequent secondary infections in immune-compromised patients.
They had to throw away $1000s of dollars worth of chart forms
They had to throw away $1000s of dollars worth of chart forms
You can scrub Facebook's "Reels" display by waving the mouse over the various clips. The most prominent voice you hear is Aliyah Boston.
cornwarning.com/xfer/Facebook%20Reels%20Glitch.mp3
cornwarning.com/xfer/Facebook%20Reels%20Glitch.mp3
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September 22, 2026 at 3:37 PM
You can scrub Facebook's "Reels" display by waving the mouse over the various clips. The most prominent voice you hear is Aliyah Boston.
cornwarning.com/xfer/Facebook%20Reels%20Glitch.mp3
cornwarning.com/xfer/Facebook%20Reels%20Glitch.mp3
And that my friends is how God-tier diplomacy works
Trump to the UN: "Do I annihilate the Islamic Republic, and do it quickly? Do I drive them into hell?"
September 22, 2026 at 2:55 PM
And that my friends is how God-tier diplomacy works
Not just a bedbug, a racist bedbug
LOL, the gotcha part in the second paragraph is truly hilarious. Who will think of the straight white rightwing men in the literary world? WHO? WHO?
September 22, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Not just a bedbug, a racist bedbug
¡Chuy es el mejor!
It's officially fall, and the cool temperatures call for soup. In West Liberty, Chuy Renteria's family can get competitive over who makes the best menudo, a Mexican tripe soup similar to pozole.
It takes guts to cook menudo, Mexico's satisfying 'soup of the poor' - Little Village
On a recent Sunday morning visit to my parents in West Liberty, my mother, an immigrant from northern Mexico, asked me if I wanted some menudo. I was confused at her question, as there was no tell-tal...
littlevillagemag.com
September 22, 2026 at 2:37 PM
¡Chuy es el mejor!
I get a strong Edward Hopper feeling off of this picture.
September 22, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I get a strong Edward Hopper feeling off of this picture.
I could look up what this means, but it's better left unexplained.
![[Alarum. Enter an English Soldier, crying 'A]
Talbot! a Talbot!' They fly, leaving their
clothes behind]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fdbfc3z4rxwdfrbzfcizcdw3/bafkreigxwtji763pfarvod7u6y6laintkfyybuxyc4e2ncpesbbtss4n4e)
September 22, 2026 at 12:45 AM
I could look up what this means, but it's better left unexplained.
also, 21 years ago I thought Beethoven was underrepresented in down tempo music.
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September 22, 2026 at 12:24 AM
also, 21 years ago I thought Beethoven was underrepresented in down tempo music.
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I have this MP3 and no idea who it is
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September 22, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I have this MP3 and no idea who it is
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Also 20 years ago I was sampling Airto?
Think it has a chopped Bernard Purdie beat on it as well.
And dangling car keys on guitar strings.
#IDM #SynthSky
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Think it has a chopped Bernard Purdie beat on it as well.
And dangling car keys on guitar strings.
#IDM #SynthSky
cornwarning.com/chaircrusher...
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September 22, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Also 20 years ago I was sampling Airto?
Think it has a chopped Bernard Purdie beat on it as well.
And dangling car keys on guitar strings.
#IDM #SynthSky
cornwarning.com/chaircrusher...
Think it has a chopped Bernard Purdie beat on it as well.
And dangling car keys on guitar strings.
#IDM #SynthSky
cornwarning.com/chaircrusher...
Favorite awkwardly racist thing white people do: appropriate Jamaican patois. Magazines published glossaries of it back in the day.
But that means NOW, the language in Jamaica is different. White folks talking 50 year old patois sound racist, but also like corny Jamaican grandpas.
But that means NOW, the language in Jamaica is different. White folks talking 50 year old patois sound racist, but also like corny Jamaican grandpas.
September 22, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Favorite awkwardly racist thing white people do: appropriate Jamaican patois. Magazines published glossaries of it back in the day.
But that means NOW, the language in Jamaica is different. White folks talking 50 year old patois sound racist, but also like corny Jamaican grandpas.
But that means NOW, the language in Jamaica is different. White folks talking 50 year old patois sound racist, but also like corny Jamaican grandpas.
High school kids are not messing around.
September 21, 2026 at 11:50 PM
High school kids are not messing around.
ButtholeBreaks was my favorite sample CD!
PS read the quoted skeet in Butthead's voice
PS read the quoted skeet in Butthead's voice
“What fart though yonder butthole breaks”
(BlueSky version of Romeo & Juliet)
(BlueSky version of Romeo & Juliet)
September 21, 2026 at 11:15 PM
ButtholeBreaks was my favorite sample CD!
PS read the quoted skeet in Butthead's voice
PS read the quoted skeet in Butthead's voice
This is appropriating Jamaican patois. Oh wait, a LITERAL blood clot?
September 21, 2026 at 11:08 PM
This is appropriating Jamaican patois. Oh wait, a LITERAL blood clot?
He's ok as an actor but he is the GOAT of fucking with interviews
HARRISON FORD’s hilarious response to getting told by a reporter at Cannes in 2023 — “I think you’re still very hot”.
September 21, 2026 at 11:07 PM
He's ok as an actor but he is the GOAT of fucking with interviews
This guy is a type.
September 21, 2026 at 10:51 PM
This guy is a type.