Cosmic Injectables
@cosmicinjectables.bsky.social
smart feller / fart smeller
Laura forbids me from creating “pig boy” shirts
October 9, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Laura forbids me from creating “pig boy” shirts
I remember watching a livestream of Saddam’s execution, so glad Gen Alpha gets their own state-sponsored LiveLeak
October 9, 2026 at 1:19 PM
I remember watching a livestream of Saddam’s execution, so glad Gen Alpha gets their own state-sponsored LiveLeak
When Laura asks me if I want to DoorDash gyro fries,
Yeah…okay. Okay, motherfucker!!
October 9, 2026 at 12:41 PM
When Laura asks me if I want to DoorDash gyro fries,
Trump’s AI bot whispering in his ear like Green Goblin
October 9, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Trump’s AI bot whispering in his ear like Green Goblin
I would probably take a bullet for John darnielle, knowing my dumb ass
October 9, 2026 at 12:24 PM
I would probably take a bullet for John darnielle, knowing my dumb ass
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next time you're at the movie theater, don't be surprised if some of your favorite hollywood actors show up on the silver screen
October 8, 2026 at 5:48 PM
next time you're at the movie theater, don't be surprised if some of your favorite hollywood actors show up on the silver screen
Ngl bread and a circus? Hype
October 9, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Ngl bread and a circus? Hype
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Swagatron 3000
September 23, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Swagatron 3000
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This is exactly how I look after I eat a plate of wings
September 30, 2026 at 11:07 PM
This is exactly how I look after I eat a plate of wings
The General, in addition to being friends with Shaq and a Transformer, now has hadouken powers
September 30, 2026 at 7:53 PM
The General, in addition to being friends with Shaq and a Transformer, now has hadouken powers
Jon of Finland
September 30, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Jon of Finland
People are being accused of attending Hawks games 😩
September 30, 2026 at 2:41 AM
People are being accused of attending Hawks games 😩
I was listening to rare doo wops and found this insane compilation album title
September 30, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I was listening to rare doo wops and found this insane compilation album title
I need a cowtools tattoo
September 29, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I need a cowtools tattoo
I know that’s right
To Die For (1995)
Director: Gus Van Sant
Cast: Nicole Kidman, Joaquin Phoenix, Matt Dillon, Michael Rispoli, Alison Folland
Watch Review
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Director: Gus Van Sant
Cast: Nicole Kidman, Joaquin Phoenix, Matt Dillon, Michael Rispoli, Alison Folland
Watch Review
wp / ltrbox
September 29, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I know that’s right
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bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
September 28, 2026 at 1:15 AM
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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Does Primetime cover the state senator shooting himself? I mean why else make the movie
September 28, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Does Primetime cover the state senator shooting himself? I mean why else make the movie
Singing nonsense to “California Girls” in LAX
“farm fresh eggs / you get from the hospital / fry em up / with some cheese on top”
“farm fresh eggs / you get from the hospital / fry em up / with some cheese on top”
September 28, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Singing nonsense to “California Girls” in LAX
“farm fresh eggs / you get from the hospital / fry em up / with some cheese on top”
“farm fresh eggs / you get from the hospital / fry em up / with some cheese on top”
I’m a cranky lil baby
September 27, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I’m a cranky lil baby
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Whatever I did to my algorithm to generate ads for shit like this, let me know so I can keep it up
September 27, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Whatever I did to my algorithm to generate ads for shit like this, let me know so I can keep it up
I hate him and everyone who helps him exist
September 25, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I hate him and everyone who helps him exist
Falcons win, never in doubt 😤
September 25, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Falcons win, never in doubt 😤