Constantine Elijah
@costeek.com
Artist, documentary filmmaker (in my head). Loner endlessly struggling with his own issues (in reality).
Five guys in balaclavas on the cars with fake company livery at night near the RAF base hosting the US military jets... RELEASED ON BAIL, right.
September 28, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Five guys in balaclavas on the cars with fake company livery at night near the RAF base hosting the US military jets... RELEASED ON BAIL, right.
Can we call it the sixth heatwave?
September 22, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Can we call it the sixth heatwave?
Is this curved part for the head support? Asking because it's where my shoulders are... #sixfootguyproblems
September 14, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Is this curved part for the head support? Asking because it's where my shoulders are... #sixfootguyproblems
I'm that year old, when something falls to the floor and I say: "I'll pick it up later!"
September 9, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I'm that year old, when something falls to the floor and I say: "I'll pick it up later!"
They changed the little man that you place on the street for the street view on google maps! Why? The yellow simplified one was easy to see, and had no characteristics. This one has black trousers, long black hair and noticeably white skin. I need a tool, not the personality!
#google #googlemaps
#google #googlemaps
September 7, 2026 at 9:58 AM
They changed the little man that you place on the street for the street view on google maps! Why? The yellow simplified one was easy to see, and had no characteristics. This one has black trousers, long black hair and noticeably white skin. I need a tool, not the personality!
#google #googlemaps
#google #googlemaps
Is there a magic word I can use for my housing provider to follow its own promises? I'm running out of options...
September 6, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Is there a magic word I can use for my housing provider to follow its own promises? I'm running out of options...
Headphones (earphones) were invented IN PURPOSE! These days there are plenty of affordable ones with a decent quality. WHY?
September 2, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Headphones (earphones) were invented IN PURPOSE! These days there are plenty of affordable ones with a decent quality. WHY?
America Lake... Go bigger! Planet America! Space America! Universe America!!!
August 25, 2026 at 7:05 PM
America Lake... Go bigger! Planet America! Space America! Universe America!!!
Just take a photo of it, they said! Sure, that's my solar eclipse at its peak. View from London. The crescent is on the top.
#solareclipse #london #humour
#solareclipse #london #humour
August 13, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Just take a photo of it, they said! Sure, that's my solar eclipse at its peak. View from London. The crescent is on the top.
#solareclipse #london #humour
#solareclipse #london #humour
Just searched some information regarding my health on the NHS website. Along with the causes there was "getting older". Ouch!
August 7, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Just searched some information regarding my health on the NHS website. Along with the causes there was "getting older". Ouch!
Just realised me enjoying a music track that I thought was "meh" in the noughties.
August 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Just realised me enjoying a music track that I thought was "meh" in the noughties.
I don't need much to feel happy! Just wear my glasses to realise that the world is 3D. It's so exciting!
August 1, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I don't need much to feel happy! Just wear my glasses to realise that the world is 3D. It's so exciting!
Dear Google, I hate your Pixel phones! The fact I need to deep search the internet finding the way to turn back one of the settings makes me feel that way. Just why?
July 31, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Dear Google, I hate your Pixel phones! The fact I need to deep search the internet finding the way to turn back one of the settings makes me feel that way. Just why?
Is the No. 10 North the new Digital ID?
July 24, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Is the No. 10 North the new Digital ID?
My way of #ADHD -ing is to open my microwave, replace the forgotten peas I cooked yesterday with the frozen one, and leave them for the next day.
July 22, 2026 at 7:00 PM
My way of #ADHD -ing is to open my microwave, replace the forgotten peas I cooked yesterday with the frozen one, and leave them for the next day.
The most important thing in any business is the balance. After fixing two switches at home I must leave my house. While I haven't broken something...
July 22, 2026 at 2:28 PM
The most important thing in any business is the balance. After fixing two switches at home I must leave my house. While I haven't broken something...
I accidentally turned my Instagram feed into text only. I mean, the text is on most of the pictures.
July 15, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I accidentally turned my Instagram feed into text only. I mean, the text is on most of the pictures.
I'm Ramipril 5mg years old.
July 13, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I'm Ramipril 5mg years old.
I'm finding myself taking boring ordinary photographs that I'm highly enjoying. Huh?
July 9, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I'm finding myself taking boring ordinary photographs that I'm highly enjoying. Huh?
If you were thinking about going to the sauna – London busses are perfect for that!
July 7, 2026 at 6:14 PM
If you were thinking about going to the sauna – London busses are perfect for that!
Sometimes #ADHD could lead me into a strange situation, where I'm 15 minutes late for the event that is actually starting one and a half hours later.
July 4, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Sometimes #ADHD could lead me into a strange situation, where I'm 15 minutes late for the event that is actually starting one and a half hours later.
There is an awkward moment on Friday night (the whole eternity, really) between you understand: "Right, I need to leave now!", you feel: "Right, I need to leave now!", and you find the right moment to say: "Right, I need to leave now!"
July 3, 2026 at 10:15 PM
There is an awkward moment on Friday night (the whole eternity, really) between you understand: "Right, I need to leave now!", you feel: "Right, I need to leave now!", and you find the right moment to say: "Right, I need to leave now!"
When another shirt from a different store didn't sit right, I suddenly realised, that I probably should remove one "x" from my size. And it's probably one of the few changes I'm happy to accept.
July 3, 2026 at 9:42 AM
When another shirt from a different store didn't sit right, I suddenly realised, that I probably should remove one "x" from my size. And it's probably one of the few changes I'm happy to accept.