Telex
couchburn.bsky.social
Telex
@couchburn.bsky.social
19 year old fetishist, agonist, philosophist, arsonist - minors, ai slop dni
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Siouxsie's snotty suckface slurpjob....
April 21, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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SHROOMFOLK ADOPTS WOO !!!!!
April 17, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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SHROOMFOLK ADOPTS LAST CALL !!! last 2 gals are only 80 smackers now... wowie !!
April 22, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Dear Jonathan Greenblat of the ADL:
Shut the fuck up. I don't like "antisemitism" any more than you but the First Amendment protects all speech and that includes hate speech. Quit bitching. Quit your fucking bitching you whiny petulant Mossad agent. You're not even a Jew, you're an Israeli.
March 16, 2026 at 7:45 PM
christ i hope there's community where i live and it's a community that won't assume i'm some kinda sex offender because i'm fat and i have a shaved head
March 7, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Lauren Boebert is annoyed that there isn't a law that lets her sexually assault little children in public.
March 4, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Dear Jonathan Greenblatt:
No, I'm not an antisemite. I have nothing against Jews. You aren't a Jew, you're an Israeli. You couldn't care less about actual Judaism, you're a fucking anti-social warmongerer. Your country has more pedophiles than flies on a pile of shit. You are nothing but filth.
March 4, 2026 at 5:06 AM
What word is a Japanese porn genre, a type of martial art, and a very good descriptor of Melania Trump's relationship with her son Barron?

Hint: It's in the lyrics of a Mr. Hyde song.
March 3, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Garrett Langley, CEO of Flock Safety, doesn't have an account on here so if someone could pass this to him:
Kill yourself you fucking white supremacist piece of shit. You're a gutless coward who hates all of humanity and you jerk off to child beheading videos. Fucking trailer trash cocksucker.
March 3, 2026 at 6:09 AM
I wonder how many fat mouthbreathing idiots are gonna post Red Dawn clips in relation to the pointless murder we've continued doing in Iran, acting like it's really cool and epic. Yes, Red Dawn is anti-communist, but the kids in it suffer immense mental trauma. Y'know, like in war?
March 3, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Jake Lang likes to have dogs fuck his asshole. Jake Lang is a dogfucker. Most Republicans are.
March 3, 2026 at 6:04 AM
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1 week left to support us! Supporting us means we can make more and draw more!
March 2, 2026 at 10:58 PM
using kalshi to bet on whether or not i'll meet my future girlfriend in gavin newsom's tranny death camps
March 2, 2026 at 3:07 PM
the people of israel do not actually believe in judaism, they never have, instead choosing the religion of sadism, rape, murder
March 1, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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you CANNOT talk to the cult leader that way bro
February 28, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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forgot to post this pic of lamb and goat oops
February 28, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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Give me a drug, all of your love.
February 25, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Finally got some money. Gonna get a used Mac. Then that Mac is gonna go through a Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls-type situation.
February 23, 2026 at 9:01 PM
John Fetterman beats his wife.
February 21, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Bill Maher is a fucking cocksucker and he should consider swallowing lead so we don't have to hear his pompous whiny bitch ass anymore. You're not even a comedian you fucking loser, you just sneer through your snotted-up mouth. Fucking twat.
February 21, 2026 at 10:16 PM
christ in hell i can hear the grindr notifications from them, especially the dude on the right (dunno their names because these white men pretty much end up looking the same. stupid.)
Dr. Oz and Pete Hegseth just had a play date.
February 19, 2026 at 3:24 PM
feel like sharing another tune:
toecutter's "sea of lovers". wicked little collage piece that goes between amen breaks, squealing, and a ted bundy interview about pornography. this is honestly one of my favorite tracks by him
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vLd...
Toecutter - Sea of lovers
YouTube video by HalloweenCop1232
www.youtube.com
February 18, 2026 at 8:55 PM
one of my favorite tunes and records, punk ethos and video game composer samples
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcyr...
DJ Paedofile - I Was Raise In Louds
YouTube video by Zombieflesheater ZFE
www.youtube.com
February 17, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I don't really do all that much that would justify donating to me, partly because I also don't think I deserve it (wrote a song about it once), but I'd like to ask what site is best for donations, without being something like Cashapp or Venmo. As in straight to my bank account.
February 16, 2026 at 7:51 PM