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that cave story walkthrough album still came out this year, right?
October 9, 2026 at 5:16 AM
October 8, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Made sure to get Minus Zero tickets early to get good seats for the Godzilla Day showing & a regular showing two days later
October 6, 2026 at 2:09 PM
not to sound like a peasant but i made this cabbage stew and its been just lovely with buttered bread.
October 4, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Digger's probably the movie that's gonna rise in my personal evaluation the most this year. First contender for 2026's Marty Supreme
October 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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jontron and internet historian creating hitler grumps
October 1, 2026 at 9:21 PM
does anyone know if there are special easter eggs in the pope's copy of undertale
October 1, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Not a fan that I know what prompted this
They got an over 90% conviction rate but nice try
September 30, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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memo from my cat: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
September 25, 2026 at 4:59 AM
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I love slur—

Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Oh, s***!…” But let me finish:

—pees. The Slurpee is an American classic!

A word, if I may. Amidst all this divisive rhetoric, do consider waiting for all the facts to come out before you react.

I cherish my followers.
September 24, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Unfortunately they're no Route B ) :

This movie is so fucking good to see in a crowd. Shoutout to behind me to the right for the high pitched scream, made this way more fun!
September 24, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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Can you block me please?
September 21, 2026 at 1:09 AM
donald glover you gotta get up man atlanta ended years ago the WKUK guy no not the dead alcoholic the one that really liked being in drag okay thats both of them but he's a really interesting filmmaker and youre doing the mario movie man i bet my house on derrick comedy man
September 21, 2026 at 12:14 AM
The Macklemore/Ed Sheeran incident has been a boon to one flavor of corny white adult boy and devastating for another similar but insanely different flavor of corny white adult boy. Its like the difference between cilantro and italian parsley
September 20, 2026 at 9:39 PM
resident evil movie has one of the latest title cards ive seen and, unfortunately, that's all you need to know it's good
September 18, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Fuck yes fuck yes fuck yes fuck yes fuck yes fuck yes fuck yes fuck yes fuck yes fuck yes
September 18, 2026 at 4:24 AM
*in the reverent tone of the guy talking about coney island in the intro to GYBE'S Sleep* you dont see kids talk about interior crocodile alligator anymore
September 14, 2026 at 4:14 PM
teh
September 14, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Never seen the Biggest Little Whorehouse in Texas so here's my Dolly Parton tribute I guess
September 13, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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Baltimore Ravens chips, made from potatoes grown in soil from M&T Bank Stadium
November 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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This image was posted on Something Awful within the hour of the second tower being hit iirc
September 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Pretty good being at the point in your life where only like 2 things in a nintendo direct are even slightly interesting
September 9, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I dont know why everyone's calling this an ocarina but clearly everyone's favorite golden boy is what yall are posting about right
Everything ends here. Experience GODZILLA MINUS ZERO, the first-ever Japanese production #FilmedForIMAX, in theatres November 6.

godzillaminuszero.com
September 8, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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September 8, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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i mean this in the nicest way possible, but this cutscene direction is exactly like super mario bros z
September 3, 2026 at 3:37 PM