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canis latrans (los angeles transgender)
@werewolf.mov 💞
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last.fm/user/001
Thinking about a good friend i lost touch with forever ago. this is one of my fav tweets ever
September 18, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Thinking about a good friend i lost touch with forever ago. this is one of my fav tweets ever
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ur gonna suck whatever i pull out of the aliexpress boykisser undies
September 18, 2026 at 9:02 AM
ur gonna suck whatever i pull out of the aliexpress boykisser undies
Having a job where i’m actually treated like a human being is so fucked up man i can’t believe any of this. this is my second week and im in shock lol. Like i lowkey get emotional because i feel like i don’t deserve this after being abused and taken advantage of the past 7 years in my career lol
September 17, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Having a job where i’m actually treated like a human being is so fucked up man i can’t believe any of this. this is my second week and im in shock lol. Like i lowkey get emotional because i feel like i don’t deserve this after being abused and taken advantage of the past 7 years in my career lol
My new job has cold brew on a tap which is so dangerous for a freak like me
September 17, 2026 at 6:43 PM
My new job has cold brew on a tap which is so dangerous for a freak like me
“Does Wile E Coyote Pass The Harkness Test” – the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
September 17, 2026 at 6:20 AM
“Does Wile E Coyote Pass The Harkness Test” – the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
When i was working on multiversus and that news dropped i was going to get on my hands and knees begging for a private screening of it. that movie is worth whatever i was willing to do at the time to see it
finally got to see coyote vs acme and i cried so hard at the end, half because anyone made the decision to attempt to shelve the movie. it’s so peak and the amount of people that worked on it that thought for years nobody would get to see their work breaks my heart. but shoutout to ketchup!!!!
September 17, 2026 at 4:59 AM
When i was working on multiversus and that news dropped i was going to get on my hands and knees begging for a private screening of it. that movie is worth whatever i was willing to do at the time to see it
finally got to see coyote vs acme and i cried so hard at the end, half because anyone made the decision to attempt to shelve the movie. it’s so peak and the amount of people that worked on it that thought for years nobody would get to see their work breaks my heart. but shoutout to ketchup!!!!
September 17, 2026 at 4:57 AM
finally got to see coyote vs acme and i cried so hard at the end, half because anyone made the decision to attempt to shelve the movie. it’s so peak and the amount of people that worked on it that thought for years nobody would get to see their work breaks my heart. but shoutout to ketchup!!!!
there was an insane bus crash near me and one of the news choppers reporting on it crashed while live on TV. i just watched the 30 minutes leading up to it and it’s chilling. i dont even watch the news much and recognize her voice. i don’t understand why we don’t use drones for this shit. sad asf
September 16, 2026 at 4:35 AM
there was an insane bus crash near me and one of the news choppers reporting on it crashed while live on TV. i just watched the 30 minutes leading up to it and it’s chilling. i dont even watch the news much and recognize her voice. i don’t understand why we don’t use drones for this shit. sad asf
My friend asked me if coyotes on osu was me and i was like “no i dont play osu” but then i was like, wait wtf i signed up as coyotes though? And apparently if you don’t play enough someone else can just steal your username. Which to be fair i would’ve already known if i played that dogshit “Game”
September 15, 2026 at 5:39 AM
My friend asked me if coyotes on osu was me and i was like “no i dont play osu” but then i was like, wait wtf i signed up as coyotes though? And apparently if you don’t play enough someone else can just steal your username. Which to be fair i would’ve already known if i played that dogshit “Game”
Level up your dash with #macklemore content
September 14, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Level up your dash with #macklemore content
i had a dream last night that they passed a law in california that every company that wasn't cruelty-free had to label that they were cruel, and some brands were leaning into it like this
September 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
i had a dream last night that they passed a law in california that every company that wasn't cruelty-free had to label that they were cruel, and some brands were leaning into it like this
i didnt even look at the new iphone benchmarks until now. What the fuck do you mean single core performance score is MORE THAN DOUBLE my PC. What the fuck do you mean the multicore performance is identical when i have 16 cores. Stop feeding the apple engineers so much cocaine. This is so fucked
September 13, 2026 at 3:45 AM
i didnt even look at the new iphone benchmarks until now. What the fuck do you mean single core performance score is MORE THAN DOUBLE my PC. What the fuck do you mean the multicore performance is identical when i have 16 cores. Stop feeding the apple engineers so much cocaine. This is so fucked
computers love me so much they create problems IT has never seen before at my job
September 12, 2026 at 3:11 AM
computers love me so much they create problems IT has never seen before at my job
girl that's dating a weed pipe: nooo babe i love it when you send burning ash down the back of my throat babe it's so cute
September 12, 2026 at 3:10 AM
girl that's dating a weed pipe: nooo babe i love it when you send burning ash down the back of my throat babe it's so cute
Staring at the grocery bagger as she pets some dude’s oily ass homunculus dog and then immediately touches my groceries
September 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Staring at the grocery bagger as she pets some dude’s oily ass homunculus dog and then immediately touches my groceries
whoever originally made the joke about how people will eat ass but not the brown part of a banana was cooking because i’ll bury my face inside an asshole for hours like it’s heaven on earth but the banana i have for lunch is squished and i physically frowned seeing it
September 10, 2026 at 8:30 PM
whoever originally made the joke about how people will eat ass but not the brown part of a banana was cooking because i’ll bury my face inside an asshole for hours like it’s heaven on earth but the banana i have for lunch is squished and i physically frowned seeing it
it’s fine i’ll just kill my self
September 10, 2026 at 3:07 AM
it’s fine i’ll just kill my self
i was saying a few weeks ago to a friend that the summers here have been mild the past 5 years and i think god specifically wanted to troll me and make it the most humid i’ve ever felt in my entire life. i cannot fucking believe how sticky it is outside. We have florida at home
September 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
i was saying a few weeks ago to a friend that the summers here have been mild the past 5 years and i think god specifically wanted to troll me and make it the most humid i’ve ever felt in my entire life. i cannot fucking believe how sticky it is outside. We have florida at home
me listening to the most dogshit music ever with spotify fullscreen at work
September 9, 2026 at 9:15 PM
me listening to the most dogshit music ever with spotify fullscreen at work
it’s my second day at my new job and turning any corner in the building that isn’t by my desk feels like this
September 9, 2026 at 8:05 PM
it’s my second day at my new job and turning any corner in the building that isn’t by my desk feels like this
Getting absolutely fucking pissed off and stomping my feet because they named it the iphone duo and not the iphone fold so i cant misread it as iphone foid forever
September 9, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Getting absolutely fucking pissed off and stomping my feet because they named it the iphone duo and not the iphone fold so i cant misread it as iphone foid forever
i just did tequila shots with him he paid for, i can’t hate this guy
guy at the bar bought a drink for a girl that left and he gave it to me instead, and then he trauma dumped to me about being a veteran and people not respecting him
i think every bar has one of these guys. it’s legally mandated
i think every bar has one of these guys. it’s legally mandated
September 9, 2026 at 4:55 AM
i just did tequila shots with him he paid for, i can’t hate this guy
guy at the bar bought a drink for a girl that left and he gave it to me instead, and then he trauma dumped to me about being a veteran and people not respecting him
i think every bar has one of these guys. it’s legally mandated
i think every bar has one of these guys. it’s legally mandated
September 9, 2026 at 4:38 AM
guy at the bar bought a drink for a girl that left and he gave it to me instead, and then he trauma dumped to me about being a veteran and people not respecting him
i think every bar has one of these guys. it’s legally mandated
i think every bar has one of these guys. it’s legally mandated
i went to knotted cafe and everyone was stuck to you
September 9, 2026 at 1:53 AM
i went to knotted cafe and everyone was stuck to you
got laid off directing fortnite in the beginning of the year, now im shooting fortnite at another company where im treated like a human being and paid $10/hr more. But also since i was unemployed epic removed a feature i used constantly, specifically to nerf me
September 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
got laid off directing fortnite in the beginning of the year, now im shooting fortnite at another company where im treated like a human being and paid $10/hr more. But also since i was unemployed epic removed a feature i used constantly, specifically to nerf me