kt
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had a dream I was really really into ska
September 16, 2026 at 4:13 PM
had a dream I was really really into ska
employee at the gym said "have a great workout" and I said "you too... I mean not"
September 15, 2026 at 8:02 PM
employee at the gym said "have a great workout" and I said "you too... I mean not"
people don't know this but greek yogurt was invented when they decided to make a yogurt that is dry instead of wet
September 14, 2026 at 7:27 PM
people don't know this but greek yogurt was invented when they decided to make a yogurt that is dry instead of wet
actually jamiroquai is the doctor's name. the monster's name is jay kay
September 9, 2026 at 2:53 AM
actually jamiroquai is the doctor's name. the monster's name is jay kay
I cannot be freaking out this much only three weeks into the start of the school year. it's so over
September 8, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I cannot be freaking out this much only three weeks into the start of the school year. it's so over
it turns out tyler the creator was saying I want you like leon ware. not roseanne barr
September 8, 2026 at 9:34 PM
it turns out tyler the creator was saying I want you like leon ware. not roseanne barr
I don't think I can keep buying books from thriftbooks because they always reek of cigarettes. but then again some of them have extremely insightful notes written inside
September 4, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I don't think I can keep buying books from thriftbooks because they always reek of cigarettes. but then again some of them have extremely insightful notes written inside
in tj maxx tummy hurt sweating crazy dandruff everywhere wearing swimsuit under normal clothes. not feeling like a maxxinista
August 27, 2026 at 8:45 PM
in tj maxx tummy hurt sweating crazy dandruff everywhere wearing swimsuit under normal clothes. not feeling like a maxxinista
a sunburn on my scalp started peeling so my camera roll has a million blurry pictures of the top of my head because I'm trying to assess the damage while in public and I can't do anything about it and I'm screaming at every successive photo
August 27, 2026 at 7:06 PM
a sunburn on my scalp started peeling so my camera roll has a million blurry pictures of the top of my head because I'm trying to assess the damage while in public and I can't do anything about it and I'm screaming at every successive photo
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bad news oomf. they just announced a new remake of you at the latest game conference. yeah you got that unreal engine 5 sheen and everything. they changed your entire voice direction and its flat and quirky now. they updated your mechanics. theyre gonna kill you if it doesnt sell one billion copies
August 25, 2026 at 5:44 PM
bad news oomf. they just announced a new remake of you at the latest game conference. yeah you got that unreal engine 5 sheen and everything. they changed your entire voice direction and its flat and quirky now. they updated your mechanics. theyre gonna kill you if it doesnt sell one billion copies
low key I want to become forklift certified
August 25, 2026 at 1:33 AM
low key I want to become forklift certified
I eat cereal like someone is trying to take it away from me
August 20, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I eat cereal like someone is trying to take it away from me
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Sheep to sheep communication, sheep to sheep conversation
August 19, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Sheep to sheep communication, sheep to sheep conversation
thinking back to when I had a dream that the next ffxiv expansion was announced as Dawntrail 2. either give me that or thunderhell
August 17, 2026 at 10:01 PM
thinking back to when I had a dream that the next ffxiv expansion was announced as Dawntrail 2. either give me that or thunderhell
a large and powerful stance
August 17, 2026 at 9:03 PM
a large and powerful stance
people are booing and throwing rotten tomatoes at me because I'm sitting in the arby's drive thru
August 16, 2026 at 8:33 PM
people are booing and throwing rotten tomatoes at me because I'm sitting in the arby's drive thru
hypochlorous acid spray is the best/worst invention for people with OCD
August 14, 2026 at 10:22 PM
hypochlorous acid spray is the best/worst invention for people with OCD
ate gas station chicken in nevada and now my neck don't turn
August 12, 2026 at 1:41 AM
ate gas station chicken in nevada and now my neck don't turn
if your name is in mambo no 5 you go to heaven automatically
August 11, 2026 at 2:31 PM
if your name is in mambo no 5 you go to heaven automatically
waking up at 5am will have you thinking things like Shoes feel nice to wear
August 11, 2026 at 1:12 PM
waking up at 5am will have you thinking things like Shoes feel nice to wear
my dog rolled in a dead seal so we're going to get leptospirosis and die. goodbye
August 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM
my dog rolled in a dead seal so we're going to get leptospirosis and die. goodbye