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Craig Stellmacher
@craigstellmacher.bsky.social
Minneapolis photographer/videographer. I've done behavior mod on psych wards, and political journalism. Those two--are closer than you think.

Interests in: art, psych, game theory, gravel-biking, jazz-fusion & Prog.
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Watters: You think it’s ok to slash a ding-a-ling off

El-Sayed: Do you really want to have this conversation? Are you circumcised?

Watters: Yeah

El-Sayed: Then you probably want to move on.
August 25, 2026 at 12:53 AM
"See how #AI eliminated the Switcher's job?"
August 26, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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August 22, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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Inciting a coup against your own country is the very definition of TREASON, full stop.

There should be a law that prevents traitors from running for office.
August 21, 2026 at 3:31 PM
August 22, 2026 at 5:11 PM
August 20, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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ROSIE: “.. I'm back in the spotlight all thanks to President Ompa J. Loompa, who is watching us this evening from inside a catering cart. You know, I couldn't have done it without you, sweetie. You brought me back just like you did with fascism and the measles."

#$DIS
August 19, 2026 at 11:50 AM
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August 18, 2026 at 5:34 PM
A sighting!
August 18, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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This administration is doing so much damage in so many different ways 
August 18, 2026 at 12:03 PM
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July 13, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Sen. Mike Lee R-Utah, as well as Laura Ingraham blamed Democrats for the D.C. white supremacist march.
x.com/BasedMikeLee...
July 6, 2026 at 11:54 AM
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June 21, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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⚠️ WARNING:
ICE abducted a pet owner, leaving two dogs to starve for a week. Only the landlord saved them. This isn't a mistake; it’s a sickening pattern. When agencies treat people as disposable, innocent lives become collateral. This cruelty must end.
June 21, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Trump triples down with Meloni:

Trump ripped Meloni — without mentioning her by name — and NATO in a Truth Social post.

“she wants to be friends again in order to get her ‘numbers up,'” Trump added. “No thanks!!!”

www.mediaite.com/politics/not...
‘Not Good!’ Trump Ramps Up Feud With Italy’s Prime Minister in Scorching New Post
Trump kept his feud with Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni going on Sunday while simultaneously bashing NATO for being a bunch of freeloading ingrates
www.mediaite.com
June 22, 2026 at 5:29 AM
"She wanted a picture with me so badly," Trump said. "I wouldn't have taken it, but I felt sorry for her."

Meloni swiftly responded on social media, saying she was "stunned" and that Trump's account was made up. "Neither I nor Italy ever beg," she said.

www.newsweek.com/italy-cancel...
Italy cancels US visit after "offensive" Trump remarks
President Donald Trump said that Italy's Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni "wanted a picture with me so badly" at the G7 summit in France.
www.newsweek.com
June 19, 2026 at 1:19 PM
What does Sauerkraut and Florsheim Shoes have in common?

A new diet is sweeping through President #Trump’scabinet —and it involves heaping portions of sauerkraut.

Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick...

www.wsj.com/lifestyle/fi...
Everyone in Trump’s Cabinet Is Eating Sauerkraut
JD Vance, RFK Jr. and other officials swear by a diet of grass-fed meat and fermented foods, even when the odors cause friction at home.
www.wsj.com
June 18, 2026 at 2:10 PM
If you give me 300 Billion, I will also promise not to make a nuclear weapon. And you can trust me.
June 18, 2026 at 11:45 AM